‘The One with the Candy Hearts’
Season 1, Episode 14 - Aired February 9, 1995
Ross struggles to move on from his failed marriage with Carol when he goes on his first date in nine years. Meanwhile, Chandler gets more than he bargained for when he's set up on a blind date by Joey, while the girls spend Valentine's day burning momentos from their past relationships.
Quote from Janice
Janice: By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all of my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
Chandler: That's okay.
Janice: Are you sure, really? Because, you know, you could make little puppets out of them and you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty!
Quote from Janice
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. Well, well! Look what you brought! Very nice.
Chandler: And what did you bring?
Lorraine: She's checking her coat. I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off of my hands. Would you get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice?
Chandler: Janice? Janice!?
Janice: Oh, my God!
Quote from Janice
Janice: Just us?
Chandler: Urgh, what a crappy night!
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom. [laughs]
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Just calm down.
Chandler: Calm down? You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: How do we end up with these jerks? I mean, we're good people.
Monica: I don't know. Perhaps we're some kind of magnets.
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
Quote from Janice
Monica: [on the phone] Ross, there's someone I want you to say hi to. [to Chandler] He just happened to call.
Janice: Hi, Ross. That's right, it's me! How did you know? [laughs]
Quote from Carol
Carol: You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone. The right woman is waiting for you.
Ross: It's easy for you to say. You found one already.
Carol: All you need is a woman who likes men, and you'll be set. Not her.
Quote from Janice
Chandler: Okay, Janice. Hey, Janice. There's no way to tell you this. At least, there's no new way. I just don't think things are gonna work out.
Janice: That's fine.
Chandler: It is?
Janice: Uh-huh. Because I know that this isn't the end.
Chandler: Oh, no. You see, actually, it is.
Janice: No, it isn't. Because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing!
Chandler: Oh, no, I don't.
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do we keep ending up together? New Year's, who invited who? Valentine's, who asked who into whose bed?
Chandler: I did, but-
Janice: You seek me out! Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn! Janice! Janice! You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. [kisses Chandler] See?
Chandler: Call me!
Quote from Monica
Monica: Yeah, well, I'd take a little crying any day over Howard, the "I win" guy! "I win! I win!" I went out with the guy for two months. I didn't get to win once.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, I'm making a break for it. I'm going out the window.