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The One with the Fake Party

‘The One with the Fake Party’

Season 4, Episode 16 - Aired March 19, 1998

Ross tries to cram in as much time with Emily before she leaves for London. Rachel, hoping to spend more time with Joshua, arranges an impromptu going away ostensibly for Emily. Meanwhile, Joey helps Phoebe out when the pregnancy causes her to crave meat.

Quote from Joey

Joey: I know how you can get him. Take off your bra.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Yeah, there was this scene in Footloose-
Chandler: Flashdance.
Joey: Yeah. With that plumber girl?
Chandler: She was a welder.
Joey: Were you, like, in the movie?

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Quote from Ross

Ross: What photo album was it?
Rachel: I don't know. It was you and a bunch of albino kids.
Ross: Oh, my God. Those weren't albino kids. That was computer camp. Rach!

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: What is it, hun?
Phoebe: I can't find anything that I wanna eat. Everything makes me nauseous. I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Ooh, cake. No.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: What is that smell? It's coming from the bathroom.
Chandler: Wow, pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: It's me. It's Phoebe. Listen, there's something in here I want to eat. What smells so good?
Joey: [showering] ls it the shampoo? It's guava.
Phoebe: No.
Joey: Oh, wait, wait. Is it my bologna sandwich?
Phoebe: Yes. Yes. Yes. I can't believe it. The baby wants bologna. The baby wants meat.I can't eat meat.
Joey: Wait, wait. Maybe it's the pickle.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: What have you guys been up to?
Ross: Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the Cooper-Hewitt museum.
Chandler: Without me?

Quote from Ross

Emily: My uncle dragged us there, but actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: Yeah.
Emily: They were so ornate and beautiful. I mean, look at that.
Monica: I don't know how museums work in England, but here, you're not supposed to take stuff.
Emily: I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. It's a joke.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: We have to have a party in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Joey: Yeah, what's going on?
Rachel: We have to have a surprise bon-voyage party for Emily. But it's actually for Joshua.
Look, he said he's not ready to date. So I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work. And now I have created the perfect opportunity to seduce him.
Ross: Well, as much as I'd like to meet Josh and warn him ... Emily and I aren't going to be here.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Why are you all the way over here if Joshua's over there?
Rachel: I'm trying to play hard-to-get. Quick, he's looking. Say something funny.
Chandler: Like what? [Rachel laughs]
Joey: What's so funny?
Chandler: I said, "Like what?"
Joey: Now that's a thinker.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Joey: A little salami.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. What goes on top of the salami?
Joey: Pastrami.
Phoebe: You're a genius.

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