TV Quotes

Joey: I know how you can get him. Take off your bra.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Yeah, there was this scene in Footloose-
Chandler: Flashdance.
Joey: Yeah. With that plumber girl?
Chandler: She was a welder.
Joey: Were you, like, in the movie?

Monica: What is it, hun?
Phoebe: I can't find anything that I wanna eat. Everything makes me nauseous. I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Ooh, cake. No.

Phoebe: What is that smell? It's coming from the bathroom.
Chandler: Wow, pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.

Phoebe: It's me. It's Phoebe. Listen, there's something in here I want to eat. What smells so good?
Joey: [showering] ls it the shampoo? It's guava.
Phoebe: No.
Joey: Oh, wait, wait. Is it my bologna sandwich?
Phoebe: Yes. Yes. Yes. I can't believe it. The baby wants bologna. The baby wants meat.I can't eat meat.
Joey: Wait, wait. Maybe it's the pickle.

Joey: What have you guys been up to?
Ross: Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the Cooper-Hewitt museum.
Chandler: Without me?

Emily: My uncle dragged us there, but actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: Yeah.
Emily: They were so ornate and beautiful. I mean, look at that.
Monica: I don't know how museums work in England, but here, you're not supposed to take stuff.
Emily: I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. It's a joke.

Rachel: We have to have a party in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Joey: Yeah, what's going on?
Rachel: We have to have a surprise bon-voyage party for Emily. But it's actually for Joshua.
Look, he said he's not ready to date. So I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work. And now I have created the perfect opportunity to seduce him.
Ross: Well, as much as I'd like to meet Josh and warn him ... Emily and I aren't going to be here.

Chandler: Why are you all the way over here if Joshua's over there?
Rachel: I'm trying to play hard-to-get. Quick, he's looking. Say something funny.
Chandler: Like what? [Rachel laughs]
Joey: What's so funny?
Chandler: I said, "Like what?"
Joey: Now that's a thinker.

Phoebe: Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Joey: A little salami.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. What goes on top of the salami?
Joey: Pastrami.
Phoebe: You're a genius.

Joey: Anyway, she takes off her bra under the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy. And classy.
Monica: Or, if you want to kiss him, you could use mistletoe.
Rachel: It's not Christmas.
Monica: Or spin-the-bottle.
Rachel: And he's not 11.