Joshua: Rachel, you're a real special lady. But my divorce isn't final yet and we've been on four dates. So I'm thinking: No, but thanks.
Gunther: You idiot!

[Rachel opens the door wearing a wedding dress]
Rachel: I do!
Joshua: I got to go.
Rachel: Yeah, well, that ought to do it.

Chandler: She's got you running errands, picking up wedding dresses. Wah-pah!
Ross: What's wah-pah?
Chandler: You know. Whipped. Wah-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped. Whipped is [mimics whip crack]
Chandler: That's what I did. Wah-pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!

Chandler: Gunther, could I get another cup of coffee, please? So what do you do when you're not working here?
Gunther: You don't need to fill these silences.
Chandler: Okay, thanks.

Monica: That's your fourth cup of coffee.
Chandler: Well, I've drunken lots of cups of coffee because I'm exhausted because Joey started snoring.
Monica: He's in a different room. He's really that loud?
Joey: Oh, you should hear me.
Chandler: It's nothing to be proud of, okay. You have to go to a sleep clinic.
Joey: I told you, I'm not going to any clinic. I don't have a problem. You're the one with the problem. You should go to a "Quit-being- a-baby-and-leave-me-alone" clinic.
Chandler: They don't have those.
Joey: Yeah, they do. Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you just had your first class.

Joey: [hums the bridal chorus]
Phoebe: Oh, the Olympics.

Ross: You're great. And I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Rachel: "Hang in there"?
Ross: No, I didn't mean.
Rachel: I mean, maybe you have not heard of a little serious relationship called "me and Joshua"?
Ross: Oh. I thought you had just been on, like, four dates. I didn't realize that had become anything.
Rachel: Oh no, it has become. Oh no, those were four great dates. I mean, and the connection. Emotionally, mentally. You know? Physically.
Ross: Wow. That's incredible.
Rachel: I know, isn't it? It's like I'm right there with Joshua. You are right there with Emily. And it's kind of like, it's a tie. I gotta get back to my dishes.

Joey: This sucks. I didn't know I have to stay up all night before I go to the stupid sleep clinic. I'm so tired.
Chandler: It's six o'clock.

Chandler: Check out that girl. She's really hot.
Joey: Yeah, she is. Wow. [falling asleep] How you doin'? [Chandler hits Joey] What?
Chandler: You're coming on to the entire room.

Chandler: So what are you in for?
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Chandler: Oh, what a coincidence. I listen in my sleep.