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Friends: The One with All the Wedding Dresses

420. The One with All the Wedding Dresses

Aired April 16, 1998

Monica and Phoebe have fun when they collect Emily's wedding dress from the store. Meanwhile, Chandler sends Joey to a sleep clinic to fix his snoring, and Ross's engagement prompts Rachel to try take a step forward in her relationship with Joshua.

Quote from Gunther

Joshua: Rachel, you're a real special lady. But my divorce isn't final yet and we've been on four dates. So I'm thinking: No, but thanks.
Gunther: You idiot!

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Quote from Joey

Chandler: She's got you running errands, picking up wedding dresses. Wah-pah!
Ross: What's wah-pah?
Chandler: You know. Whipped. Wah-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped. Whipped is [mimics whip crack]
Chandler: That's what I did. Wah-pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!

Quote from Rachel

[Rachel opens the door wearing a wedding dress]
Rachel: I do!
Joshua: I got to go.
Rachel: Yeah, well, that ought to do it.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Gunther, could I get another cup of coffee, please? So what do you do when you're not working here?
Gunther: You don't need to fill these silences.
Chandler: Okay, thanks.

Quote from Joey

Monica: That's your fourth cup of coffee.
Chandler: Well, I've drunken lots of cups of coffee because I'm exhausted because Joey started snoring.
Monica: He's in a different room. He's really that loud?
Joey: Oh, you should hear me.
Chandler: It's nothing to be proud of, okay. You have to go to a sleep clinic.
Joey: I told you, I'm not going to any clinic. I don't have a problem. You're the one with the problem. You should go to a "Quit-being- a-baby-and-leave-me-alone" clinic.
Chandler: They don't have those.
Joey: Yeah, they do. Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you just had your first class.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: [hums the bridal chorus]
Phoebe: Oh, the Olympics.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: You're great. And I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Rachel: "Hang in there"?
Ross: No, I didn't mean.
Rachel: I mean, maybe you have not heard of a little serious relationship called "me and Joshua"?
Ross: Oh. I thought you had just been on, like, four dates. I didn't realize that had become anything.
Rachel: Oh no, it has become. Oh no, those were four great dates. I mean, and the connection. Emotionally, mentally. You know? Physically.
Ross: Wow. That's incredible.
Rachel: I know, isn't it? It's like I'm right there with Joshua. You are right there with Emily. And it's kind of like, it's a tie. I gotta get back to my dishes.

Quote from Joey

Joey: This sucks. I didn't know I have to stay up all night before I go to the stupid sleep clinic. I'm so tired.
Chandler: It's six o'clock.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Check out that girl. She's really hot.
Joey: Yeah, she is. Wow. [falling asleep] How you doin'? [Chandler hits Joey] What?
Chandler: You're coming on to the entire room.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: So what are you in for?
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Chandler: Oh, what a coincidence. I listen in my sleep.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: We're really sad, aren't we?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
Monica: This isn't even my dress.
Phoebe: Well at least you didn't rent yours from a store called "It's Not Too Late."

Quote from Chandler

Monica: So, is Joey going to stop snoring?
Chandler: Yep. And a beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. Joey wanted to ask her out, but, you know, she picked me.
Phoebe: How'd that happen?
Chandler: Because I'm cooler.
Monica: No, seriously.
Chandler: Well, she's ... she's the kind of girl- Joey was unconcious.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: I got us reservations for Sunday night. How about Ernie's at 9:00?
Rachel: Yeah, well, you'd better make it for three.
Ross: See, I don't know if we're going to be hungry at three.
Rachel: Three people. Joshua's not going to be there.
Ross: What happened?
Rachel: Well, I think he broke up with me.
Ross: No. Why?
Rachel: Apparently, he scares easy.


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