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Friends: The One with Rachel's Crush

413. The One with Rachel's Crush

Aired January 29, 1998

Rachel is attracted to a new customer at work and struggles to ask him out on a date. Meanwhile, Chandler becomes concerned that Kathy is cheating on him, and Monica works hard to make their new apartment a better place for the group to hang out.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Why'd you make a big thing out of everyone hanging out in the big apartment?
Monica: 'Cause they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them. I'm done now. They've suffered enough.
Phoebe: If you wanted to punish them, you should have just made them hang out here.


Quote from Joey

Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey: Well, what I do is, I look a woman up and down, and I say "Hey. How you doin'?"

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Oh, please.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
[Phoebe giggles]

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: Well, if she thought they were on a break...

Quote from Monica

Rachel: Honey, what is the big deal?
Monica: I'm the hostess. Not those guys. I'm always the hostess. I mean, even when I was little, the girls brought their dollies to my tea party. I served the best air.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play, and she is my girlfriend. I get to have sex with the star of the play.
Ross: People can hear you.
Chandler: I know!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your old blouses and dresses from high school?
Monica: Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?
Phoebe: Well, it's just maternity clothes are so expensive.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Bloomingdale's eliminated my department.
Monica: Oh, my God. Are you out of a job?
Rachel: No, but they stuck me in Personal Shopping, which is a huge step down.
Phoebe: Personal Shopping, what is that? Where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: That sounds great.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Excuse me. We switched apartments. You can't eat our food. That gravy train has ended.
Joey: There's gravy?

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: How was Kathy's play?
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good-looking guy.
Chandler: It was like somebody literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it.
Phoebe: That's a good idea for a business.

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