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Friends: The One with George Stephanopoulos

104. The One with George Stephanopoulos

Aired October 13, 1994

Chandler and Joey take Ross to a Rangers game to try distract him from the anniversary of his first time with Carol. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe try to cheer Rachel up after an unexpected visit from her old friends makes her question her new life in the city.

Quote from Joey

Monica: All right, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, if I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
Ross: Well, see, you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
Ross: Hey, Joey.
Chandler: Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey, Joey. What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know?
Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, l'm sorry. I had no idea.


Quote from Ross

Ross: Oh, my God! Is today the 20th? October 20th?
Monica: Oh. I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Joey: What's wrong with the 20th?
Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween. All the good costumes are gone?
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first consummated our physical relationship. [to Joey] Sex.

Quote from Joey

Ross: You know, I think I better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Look, look, look! My first paycheck! Look at the window! There's my name! Hi, me!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I remember when I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Phoebe: No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk. And it was totally ... not worth it. What's FlCA? Why's he getting all my money?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Although I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Then, what?
Ross: My first time with Carol was was my-
Joey: What?
Ross: It was my first time.
Joey: With Carol? Oh.
Chandler: So, in your whole life, you've only been with one? Oh.
Joey: Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake. There's a bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay? Okay, let's see. Well, let's see. The FlCA guys took all my money. Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted. And I'm getting coffee. And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then tell them I'm okay, okay.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: See, he gave up something but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up and there was this big plant outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village.
Rachel: Okay. But, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I know I didn't love him.
Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.

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