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Friends: The One with George Stephanopoulos

104. The One with George Stephanopoulos

Aired October 13, 1994

Chandler and Joey take Ross to a Rangers game to try distract him from the anniversary of his first time with Carol. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe try to cheer Rachel up after an unexpected visit from her old friends makes her question her new life in the city.

Quote from Joey

Monica: All right, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, if I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
Ross: Well, see, you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
Ross: Hey, Joey.
Chandler: Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey, Joey. What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know?
Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, l'm sorry. I had no idea.

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Quote from Ross

Ross: Oh, my God! Is today the 20th? October 20th?
Monica: Oh. I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Joey: What's wrong with the 20th?
Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween. All the good costumes are gone?
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first consummated our physical relationship. [to Joey] Sex.

Quote from Joey

Ross: You know, I think I better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Look, look, look! My first paycheck! Look at the window! There's my name! Hi, me!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I remember when I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Phoebe: No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk. And it was totally ... not worth it. What's FlCA? Why's he getting all my money?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Although I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Then, what?
Ross: My first time with Carol was was my-
Joey: What?
Ross: It was my first time.
Joey: With Carol? Oh.
Chandler: So, in your whole life, you've only been with one? Oh.
Joey: Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake. There's a bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I got no sleep last night.
Ross: Why?
Phoebe: My grandmother has a new boyfriend and they' re both kind of insecure in bed, so-And deaf! So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they' re having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: There's the birthday boy. Hockey tickets. Rangers-Penguins tonight and we're taking you. -Happy birthday, pal!
Chandler: We love you, man.
Ross: It's funny. My birthday was seven months ago.
Joey: So?
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-ls-Half-Empty?

Quote from Ross

Joey: Come on, Ross.
Ross: All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it. You promise to buy me a big foam finger?
Joey: You got it.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: I mean, what? Chandler, look at that.
Chandler: This is not that bad.
Joey: You're fine, yeah, for a first job.
Ross: You can totally, totally live on this.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah.
Monica: Yeah.
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service today.
[The gang all tip Rachel.]

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: We though since Phoebe was staying over tonight, we'd have kind of like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines. We got cookie dough. We got Twister.
Phoebe: Ooh, ooh, and I brought Operation. But I lost the tweezers so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Oh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God. Ask them what they want.
Monica: Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? They say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay? Okay, let's see. Well, let's see. The FlCA guys took all my money. Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted. And I'm getting coffee. And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then tell them I'm okay, okay.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Uh-oh.
Chandler: What, there was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
Ross: No, actually, I was just saying we're not sitting together. But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night. It was the first frost.

Quote from Monica

Monica: You should feel great about yourself. You're doing this amazing independent thing.
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
Phoebe: You are just like Jack.
Rachel: Jack from downstairs?
Phoebe: No, Jack and the Beanstalk.
Monica: Ah, the other Jack.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: See, he gave up something but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up and there was this big plant outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village.
Rachel: Okay. But, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I know I didn't love him.
Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: But, see, it was a plan. You know, it was clear. Everything was figured out. And now everything's just kind of like-
Phoebe: Floopy?
Rachel: Yeah.
Monica: You're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. I mean, you just got to figure at somepoint it's all gonna come together and it's just gonna be un-floopy.
Phoebe: Yeah, like that's a word.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Okay, but Monica, what if it doesn't come together?
Monica: Pheebs?
Phoebe: Well, because you just- I don't like this question.
Rachel: Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are ... beans?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Yeah, buddy, that's all you needed, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe: What?
Monica: Do you have a plan?
Phoebe: I don't even have a "pla."

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Uh, Pheebs, who's George Snuffleupagus?
Phoebe: That's Big Bird's friend.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Excuse me. Look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing, who's he sleeping with?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad. I know we both said some things we didn't mean but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. You know, I feel like I've lost her. [the nurse opens the sliding window] Bah!

Quote from Chandler

Ross: I remember the moonlight coming in the window, and her face had the most incredible glow.
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling. You did this part. Could I get some painkillers over here, please?

Quote from Chandler

Joey: He's right. Enough. What's the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time. You slept with her for seven years after that.
Ross: Look, it's a little more complicated-
Chandler: But what, what is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for a woman that likes women?
Ross: A little louder. I think there's a man on the 1 2th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you.

Quote from Monica

Rachel: Okay, okay, I got one. Anyway, the valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me!
Monica: Excuse me?
Rachel: Oh, hello! Like he was really gonna send you one. She was a big girl!
Monica: Really? Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
Rachel: I was laughing. You made me laugh!

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Wow. Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Chandler: I think it's great. You know, it's sweet. It's romantic.
Joey: Really?
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Hello? Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much. Oh, well, thanks. But l' m okay, really. I've got magic beans. No, no, never mind. I'm fine.

Quote from Joey

Joey: 96, 97. See, I told you. Less than 1 00 steps from our place to here.
Chandler: You have way too much free time, man.

Quote from Phoebe

[Mocking Rachel's old friends]
Phoebe: Look, look! I have elbows! [Phoebe and Monica scream]

Quote from Rachel

Monica: Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death punch?
Rachel: What's that?
Monica: Well, it's rum and-
Rachel: Okay!


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