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701. The One with Monica's Thunder
Aired October 12, 2000
When the gang gathers to celebrate Chandler and Monica's engagement, she fears that Rachel is trying to steal her thunder. Meanwhile, Chandler has a problem in the bedroom, Joey tries to look nineteen again, and Phoebe wants to play guitar at Chandler and Monica's wedding.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Happy Monica's Night.
Rachel: Well, thank you. You too. Can you believe this? Can you believe they are actually getting married?
Ross: Well, sure, but I get married all the time.
Quote from Joey
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So you playing a little PlayStation, huh? That's whack. PlayStation is whack. 'Sup with the whack PlayStation, 'sup?
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: They break your heart, don't they?
Phoebe: You know, I don't really need their permission.
Joey: Yeah, if you want to sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding.
Phoebe: Yeah, and if you want to look 19, then you- You got to do something about your eyes.
Joey: What? What's wrong with my eyes?
Phoebe: They give you away. There's just too much wisdom in there. Just put some tea bags on them for like 15 minutes.
Joey: And that'll get rid of my wisdom?
Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.
Quote from Ross
Ross: And Rachel, what can I say? You missed your chance. From now on, the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: I can't stay too long. I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow. I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. What?
Chandler: So when you said get up early, did you mean 1986?
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Come on, am I 19 or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: You've had a lot of sex, right?
Joey: When, today? Some, not a lot.
Chandler: It's just, the reason I am asking is because I had kind of a- I was unable to- I really wanted to, but I couldn't- There was an incident.
Joey: Don't worry about that, man. That happens.
Chandler: It's happened to you?
Joey: Yeah, once.
Chandler: Well, what'd you do?
Joey: I did it anyway.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Hey, what's going on? I found a note on my door, "Come to Monica's quick. Bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar"?
Joey: Yeah, I'll take that.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: I'm getting married! I'm gonna be a bride!
Man: Shut up.
Monica: No, I will not shut up, because I'm engaged!
[indistinct yelling]
Monica: Oh, big talk, huh. Why don't you come over here and say that to me, buddy? My fiancee will kick your ass. Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20.
Chandler: Okay. You get her in here, you bolt the door, I'll be in the closet.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So have you decided on a band for the wedding, because you know I'm kind of musical.
Rachel: Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago, I doubt she's even had time to think-
Phoebe: Oh, speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
Rachel: Yeah, you're on your own.