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Friends: The One with Monica's Thunder

701. The One with Monica's Thunder

Aired October 12, 2000

When the gang gathers to celebrate Chandler and Monica's engagement, she fears that Rachel is trying to steal her thunder. Meanwhile, Chandler has a problem in the bedroom, Joey tries to look nineteen again, and Phoebe wants to play guitar at Chandler and Monica's wedding.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Happy Monica's Night.
Rachel: Well, thank you. You too. Can you believe this? Can you believe they are actually getting married?
Ross: Well, sure, but I get married all the time.

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Quote from Joey

Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So you playing a little PlayStation, huh? That's whack. PlayStation is whack. 'Sup with the whack PlayStation, 'sup?

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: They break your heart, don't they?
Phoebe: You know, I don't really need their permission.
Joey: Yeah, if you want to sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding.
Phoebe: Yeah, and if you want to look 19, then you- You got to do something about your eyes.
Joey: What? What's wrong with my eyes?
Phoebe: They give you away. There's just too much wisdom in there. Just put some tea bags on them for like 15 minutes.
Joey: And that'll get rid of my wisdom?
Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.

Quote from Ross

Ross: And Rachel, what can I say? You missed your chance. From now on, the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: I can't stay too long. I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow. I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. What?
Chandler: So when you said get up early, did you mean 1986?

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Come on, am I 19 or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: You've had a lot of sex, right?
Joey: When, today? Some, not a lot.
Chandler: It's just, the reason I am asking is because I had kind of a- I was unable to- I really wanted to, but I couldn't- There was an incident.
Joey: Don't worry about that, man. That happens.
Chandler: It's happened to you?
Joey: Yeah, once.
Chandler: Well, what'd you do?
Joey: I did it anyway.

Quote from Joey

Ross: Hey, what's going on? I found a note on my door, "Come to Monica's quick. Bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar"?
Joey: Yeah, I'll take that.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: I'm getting married! I'm gonna be a bride!
Man: Shut up.
Monica: No, I will not shut up, because I'm engaged!
[indistinct yelling]
Monica: Oh, big talk, huh. Why don't you come over here and say that to me, buddy? My fiancee will kick your ass. Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20.
Chandler: Okay. You get her in here, you bolt the door, I'll be in the closet.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: So have you decided on a band for the wedding, because you know I'm kind of musical.
Rachel: Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago, I doubt she's even had time to think-
Phoebe: Oh, speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
Rachel: Yeah, you're on your own.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: You guys don't think I look 19?
Phoebe: Oh, 19! We thought you said 90.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Oh, hey, is the rest of my candy bar around here?
Phoebe: No, honey, you ate it all.
Joey: Aww, I was afraid of that.
[Phoebe eats Joey's candy bar]

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Chandler, it happens to lots of guys. You know, you are probably tired, you had a lot of champagne. Don't worry about it.
Chandler: I'm not worried. I'm fascinated. You know? It's like biology. Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology ... and tonight biology failed me.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Check it out. I could play this while the guests are coming in, okay.
[singing and playing guitar] First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay, But here I am singing, On his wedding day-
Monica: Phoebe, no.
Phoebe: If you would have let me finish, it goes on to say that he's probably not gay.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Get ready. I'll get everybody. Finally we can start celebrating my- [gasps] I'm sorry, apparently I've opened the door to the past.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Can I ask you just a little question? Why tonight?
Rachel: What?
Monica: See, I've been waiting my whole life to be engaged and unlike some people, I am only planning on doing this once.

Quote from Monica

Monica: It maybe selfish, and I'm sorry about that, but I was kind of hoping tonight could just be about that.
Rachel: Oh, honey, but it is just about that.
Monica: No, no. Now it's about you and Ross getting back together.
Rachel: What?
Monica: See, you kind of stole my thunder.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: I swear, we just kissed.
Ross: It was just a kiss.
Phoebe: You guys kissed?! What does this mean?! Are you back together? Can I sing at your wedding?
Monica: Thunder being stolen.

Quote from Joey

Ross: Let's not make a big deal of this. It was a one-time thing. It doesn't even matter.
Joey: Oh, my God. I cannot believe you guys are talking about this. The problems in the bedroom are between a man and woman. All right? Now, Chandler is doing the best he can.
Chandler: I don't think that's what they were talking about, Joe.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Now, I can pass for 19, right?
Chandler: Yes, you can pass for 19.
Joey: Really?
Chandler: Yes.
Joey: Seriously?
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no. Okay? You can play your own age, which is 31.
Joey: [gasps] I'm 30!
Rachel: Joey, you are not. You're 31.
Joey: Oh, crap!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Whenever I get married, Guess who won't be asked to sing, Somebody named Geller, And somebody else named Bing.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Monica, I don't want to steal your stupid thunder.
Monica: Oh, please. Why else would you have made out with Ross?
Ross: [showcasing his hands] Got me.
Rachel: All right. Easy, mimey, the moment has passed. It ain't going to happen.

Quote from Monica

Rachel: I never wanted any part of your night. No one was supposed to see us.
Monica: Oh. Is that why you did it in the secret hallway, where nobody ever goes?

Quote from Monica

Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex, and I hope you guys get back together. But I warn you, the night that you announce your engagement, I'm going to announce that I'm pregnant.
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?

Quote from Monica

Rachel: Anyway, sweetie, I am so sorry I ruined your night.
Monica: I'm sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] We thought Phoebe would leave, But she just stayed and stayed, That's right, I'm here all night, And Chandler will never get-
Chandler: Hey. Here's a dollar. Consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding. Thank you. Okay.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Now who will perform the ceremony, Who will perform the cer- Oh, oh. I'll pound on him in the morning.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: So are you the fairest one of all?
Joey: Rach, I can still play 19, right?
Rachel: Yeah, but Joey, you gotta dress younger. I'm telling you, if you wear the right clothes you can look any age.
Joey: Really?
Rachel: Yeah, I work in fashion. And fashion is all about youth.
Joey: Fashion is all about me?
Rachel: Youth, Youth! Listen up, grandpa!


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