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Friends: The One with the Nap Partners

706. The One with the Nap Partners

Aired November 9, 2000

Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honor. Meanwhile, a bad break-up from Chandler's past comes back to haunt him, and Joey and Ross inadvertently take a nap together.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Chandler, I just figured out who you are.
Chandler: Can you figure out what I'm doing?
Monica: You're Louis Posen.
Chandler: Who?
Monica: He was my best friend in fifth grade. One day, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Chandler: Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?

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Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Well, of course we'll help you decide. We will do anything we can to help you. Okay, now I'd like to make a toast. To the future Mrs. Chandler Bing, my best friend and truly one of the nicest people that-
Monica: Really not deciding.
Rachel: Fine.

Quote from Phoebe

Julie: Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing. You're marrying Chandler Bing?
Monica: Yeah. That's right.
Julie: Huh. Good luck!
Phoebe: Oh, and good luck to you too! What a nice lady.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Die Hard, still great.
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
Chandler: What else did you rent?
Joey: Die Hard 2.
Chandler: Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
Joey: Oh. Well, we watch it a second time and it's Die Hard 2.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: No way, Phoebe. I want to be Monica's.
Phoebe: Why does it even matter?
Rachel: Why does it matter to you?
Phoebe: Because this one is now. And it's two of our best friends. And who knows what you're gonna marry.
Rachel: What if I marry Ross? Or Joey?
Phoebe: [gasps] You wouldn't.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Hey, a weird thing happened at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and she wished me good luck.
Chandler: That's sweet.
Monica: No, it was more like a "good luck."
Chandler: So, what did this woman look like?
Monica: She was, like, 30, dark hair, attractive.
Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Okay, is that her?
Monica: Oh, my God, yes! Who is she?
Chandler: Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend.
Monica: Did you break up with her?
Chandler: No, we're still together.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: I really think you should apologize to Julie.
Chandler: Honey, are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Monica: I know. But you know, it would make me feel better if Louis apologized to me.
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person. And that is not the man you fell in love with.

Quote from Ross

Joey: Okay, this is how it's going to work. We're going to give you hypothetical maid-of-honor situations. And you'll be scored on a scale of one to ten, with one being the highest.
Ross: No, ten is the highest.
Joey: Why is 10 the highest?
Ross: Because it's the highest.

Quote from Joey

Joey: I don't want to marry Chandler.
Rachel: Okay.
Joey: I've got cold feet.
Rachel: It's gonna be okay.
Joey: One man the rest of my life? I don't know if I can do it. This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Look, Monica, getting cold feet is very common. It's just because of all the anticipation.
And you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You don't get to keep the gifts.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Great speech.
Ross: Yeah, it really was.
Rachel: Oh, thanks.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I really don't see the point.
Phoebe: Okay. I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked.
Joey: And she's back in the game!

Quote from Ross

Joey: Well, first of all, I would like to say you both performed very well, okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And I'd also like to say, in this competition, there are no losers. Well, except Rachel. Damn it.
Phoebe: Really? I won.
Rachel: What?
Ross: I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close.
Rachel: Well, then I demand a recount.
Ross: Actually, it wasn't that close.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: You know what? Your thing was so stupid anyway. We're gonna flip a coin, all right? Heads. [groans]
Phoebe: What? The coins have finally forgiven me.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I'm going to apologize for all the stupid things that I do.
Monica: Why don't you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn't have to apologize.
Chandler: I'd really love it if I could do both.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: What if I have babies, okay? I mean, I'm gonna look different. I'm okay with that, but I'm not sure that you are.
Chandler: You have to realize that I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. See, this is one of the things that I can apologize for later.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: I just want to apologize. I'm really sorry I was a baby.
Phoebe: That's ridiculous. Rachel, we were all babies once. Oh, you mean today.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Rach, I think that you should be Monica's maid of honor.
Rachel: You do? Why?
Phoebe: Because I think it means more to you.
Rachel: But, Pheebs, honey, you earned it.
Phoebe: It's fine. I mean, this is something that you've been thinking about since you were, what, 14?
Rachel: No, I was 10. I just developed early.
Phoebe: Man alive!

Quote from Rachel

Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is going to be your maid of honor.
Monica: Oh, that's great! Oh, wow. Okay, we really have to start planning. I have a lot of really specific ideas. We should probably get together like four times a week. You can come over to my place, we'll get together before work. What do you say, 6:30, my place? So excited!
[Phoebe laughs]
Rachel: Yeah, okay. You laugh now. She's gonna be yours.


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