Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I found you in my bed, How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair, Little black curly hair, Little black, little black, little black, Little black curly hair.

Phoebe: Thank you. Now, if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Rachel: Pheebs, I want to ask you something. Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful, how about I move in with you?
Phoebe: Well, that would be great, but then what do we do about Denise?
Monica: Who's Denise?
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: You have a roommate?
Phoebe: Yes, Denise. Denise.
Joey: What is with the secrecy, Phoebe? And what about this Denise? Is she cute?
Chandler: Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know about?
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time. Denise!

Ross: So are you sure about this whole moving-in thing? I mean, it's a really big step. And what's the rush?
[Chandler and Monica laugh]
Monica: That's very funny.
Chandler: He's being silly because he knows we enjoy the silliness.
Ross: No, I'm serious. I mean, think about it. You move in. You start fighting over stupid game rooms. Next thing you know, you break up.
Monica: Ross, you were right before. It was just a stupid fight about a room.
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights. This isn't about the room. This is about what the room represents. And unfortunately, this room could destroy you.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm not so worried.
Monica: Yeah, me neither.
Ross: Fine. It's your life. I just don't want to see you guys break up. Which you will do if you move in together. But if that's what you want, there's nothing I can do. Don't do it!

Gunther: So I understand you're looking for a place?
Rachel: No. No, I'm staying put.
Gunther: Oh. I was going to offer you my apartment.
Rachel: Why? Where you going?
Gunther: I don't know.

Chandler: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey, check it out, this is unbelievable. Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes. [Chandler holds Joey's nose shut]
Joey: Dude, you trying to kill me?

Joey: Hey, Rach, listen. I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place.
Rachel: Oh, that's true.
Joey: Yeah, why don't you move in with me. We can stay up late talking, and watch movies. And you know about naked Thursdays, right?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah. I think I'm going to find my own place.
Chandler: Hey, hey. I thought naked Thursdays was just our thing, man.

Phoebe: Hey, so what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Ross: Oh, that. Um. She took it really well.
Phoebe: Oh. You didn't tell her, did you?
Ross: No.

Ross: It was a hug.
Phoebe: All right, just tell me this. Did you, or did you not, smell her hair?
Ross: Smell her hair? What if I did?
Phoebe: Ninety percent of a woman's pheromones come out of the top of her head. That's why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them. Come on, Ross, you're a scientist.

Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. It's not my fault her hair got in my face. She's got a lot of it, and it smells all ... all ... coconutty. What? Oh, it doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel. Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts.