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Friends: The One with Ross's Denial

603. The One with Ross's Denial

Aired October 7, 1999

Even as Ross denies still being in love with Rachel, he invites her to move in with him. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler's plans to live together are thrown in doubt when they argue over the spare bedroom, and Joey attempts to find a new roommate.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I found you in my bed, How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair, Little black curly hair, Little black, little black, little black, Little black curly hair.

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Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Thank you. Now, if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Pheebs, I want to ask you something. Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful, how about I move in with you?
Phoebe: Well, that would be great, but then what do we do about Denise?
Monica: Who's Denise?
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: You have a roommate?
Phoebe: Yes, Denise. Denise.
Joey: What is with the secrecy, Phoebe? And what about this Denise? Is she cute?
Chandler: Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know about?
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time. Denise!

Quote from Ross

Ross: So are you sure about this whole moving-in thing? I mean, it's a really big step. And what's the rush?
[Chandler and Monica laugh]
Monica: That's very funny.
Chandler: He's being silly because he knows we enjoy the silliness.
Ross: No, I'm serious. I mean, think about it. You move in. You start fighting over stupid game rooms. Next thing you know, you break up.
Monica: Ross, you were right before. It was just a stupid fight about a room.
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights. This isn't about the room. This is about what the room represents. And unfortunately, this room could destroy you.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm not so worried.
Monica: Yeah, me neither.
Ross: Fine. It's your life. I just don't want to see you guys break up. Which you will do if you move in together. But if that's what you want, there's nothing I can do. Don't do it!

Quote from Gunther

Gunther: So I understand you're looking for a place?
Rachel: No. No, I'm staying put.
Gunther: Oh. I was going to offer you my apartment.
Rachel: Why? Where you going?
Gunther: I don't know.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey, check it out, this is unbelievable. Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes. [Chandler holds Joey's nose shut]
Joey: Dude, you trying to kill me?

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Hey, Rach, listen. I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place.
Rachel: Oh, that's true.
Joey: Yeah, why don't you move in with me. We can stay up late talking, and watch movies. And you know about naked Thursdays, right?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah. I think I'm going to find my own place.
Chandler: Hey, hey. I thought naked Thursdays was just our thing, man.

Quote from Ross

Phoebe: Hey, so what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Ross: Oh, that. Um. She took it really well.
Phoebe: Oh. You didn't tell her, did you?
Ross: No.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: It was a hug.
Phoebe: All right, just tell me this. Did you, or did you not, smell her hair?
Ross: Smell her hair? What if I did?
Phoebe: Ninety percent of a woman's pheromones come out of the top of her head. That's why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them. Come on, Ross, you're a scientist.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. It's not my fault her hair got in my face. She's got a lot of it, and it smells all ... all ... coconutty. What? Oh, it doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel. Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts.

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