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Friends: The One with Ross's New Girlfriend

201. The One with Ross's New Girlfriend

Aired September 21, 1995

After working up the courage to tell him how she feels about him, Rachel struggles to deal with the fact Ross has returned from his trip to China with a new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Monica takes issue with her new hairdresser, Phoebe, and Chandler feels violated by Joey's tailor.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. I mean, you could "get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true."


Quote from Rachel

Monica: This is amazing. How did this happen?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. And I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig?
Rachel: Julie! Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Chandler: You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Monica: How who wears it?
Phoebe: Demi Moore.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a "he."
Phoebe: Well, he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10.
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Phoebe: Oh. Oh, my God.
Monica: Oh, God!
Phoebe: Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Which one is Demi Moore?
Monica: She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
Phoebe: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Monica: I know!

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No, wait, 16. No, excuse me, 15. All right, when was 1990?
Chandler: Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient! Come on, I wanna hear everything! Everything!
Ross: Well, where do I start? Uh, well, this is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel: Hi. Uh, these are - These are aren't for you. These are for you. [speaking loudly] Welcome to our country.
Julie: [speaking loudly] Thank you. I'm from New York.
Rachel: Well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: You gotta hear this story.
Julie: We're on this bus that's easily 200 years old.
Ross: Easily. Two hundred, at least.
Julie: And this guy-
Rachel: And the chicken poops in her lap! Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't l? Oh, it's just I heard this story in the cab and it is all I can think about.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: We just wanted to say a quick hi. Then we're gonna go see the baby.
Julie: And then we gotta get some sleep.
Ross: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night, our time.
Chandler: Okay, listen, well don't tell us what's gonna happen. Okay? Because I like to be surprised.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
Ross: Sure.
Chandler: Hey, Rach-
Rachel: Did you talk to him yet?
Chandler: No.
Rachel: Then, no.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: What the hell happened to you in China? When last we left you, you were in love with, you know.
Ross: I know. I know I was. But there was always this little voice inside that kept saying: "It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was?
Chandler: God?
Ross: It was you, pal.
Chandler: Well, maybe it was God doing me.
Ross: You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That's all. And then I met Julie and, I don't know, we're having a great time. And I have to say I never would have gone for it, if it hadn't been for you.
Chandler: Well, you owe me one, big guy.

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