Ross: I'm sorry. You guys want to probably get some hugs in too. Big news!
Rachel: No, that's okay. We've actually known for a while.
Ross: What? What? You guys knew? You all knew and you didn't tell me?
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Ross: You were worried about me? You didn't know how I'd react?

Steve: I came to talk to you about Howard.
Ross: Howard?
Steve: Yes. He's the handyman. He's going to be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in $100 as a kind of a "thank you for all the hard work" type of thing.
Ross: That's nice.
Steve: Yeah. So, you want to give me a check?
Ross: Oh, uh-
Steve: Oh, you don't have to give it to me right now. You can slip it under my door.
Ross: No, no. It's not that. I just moved in.
Steve: Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years.
Ross: Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.

Ross: Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I mean, I don't know Howard.
Steve: Howard's the handyman.
Ross: Yes, but to me, he's just "man."

Monica: Oh, my God. What would you have done if I had said yes?
Chandler: Well, I would've been happy because I would have been able to spend the rest of my life with the woman I love. Or you would have seen a Chandler-shaped hole in that door.

Ross: [angry] I thought you were my best friend. This is my sister. My best friend and my sister. I cannot believe this.
Chandler: Look, we're not just messing around. I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.
Monica: I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too.
Ross: [overjoyed] My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this!

Phoebe: I brought you some housewarming gifts. Salt, so your life always has flavor. Bread, so you never go hungry. And a scented candle for the bathroom. Because, well, you know.

Ross: You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building. And I'm going to sit them all down and explain to them that I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy. I am just a guy who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Chandler: Sounds like a fun party.

Phoebe: Everyone calm down. Calm down! I have something that I'd like to say. Who here likes Ross? Of course you don't like him. He didn't give you any money. He raised his own hand when I asked, "Who likes Ross?" And he's wearing two name tags. I'll be honest with you guys. When I first met Ross, I didn't like him at all. But then once I got to know him, I saw that he is really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is, don't judge Ross before you get to know him. I mean, I like all of you guys now. But when I first met you, you know? Kurt? I thought, abrasive drunk. Lola? Mind-numbingly stupid. You guys. Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv. So I think you all know what I mean.

Ross: This is fun! Oh, hey, Rach. Remember that "we were on a break" thing? I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
Chandler: That's not funny at all.

Ross: Chandler! Chandler! Chandler, I saw what you were doing in the window! I saw what you're doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Chandler: Well, listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four, five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye. Take care. Goodbye then.
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: Oh, I am going on the lam.