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Friends: The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)

212. The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)

Aired January 28, 1996

When Ross takes a trip to California, he stops by the zoo to see Marcel. Meanwhile, Joey gets his first fan letter as TV star from an obsessed fan, and Phoebe is asked to sing for children at local libraries.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. But we might want to have a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon!

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Quote from Joey

Joey: We'll just leave. And when we pass her on the stairs she won't know it's me, because we never met.
Chandler: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I'm gonna play some songs about grandparents, okay?
[playing guitar and singing] Now Grandma's a person, Who everyone likes, She bought you a train, And a bright shiny bike, But lately she hasn't, Been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her, She looked so much thinner, Now your mom and your dad said, She moved to Peru, But the truth is she died, And someday you will too.

Quote from Phoebe

Rob Donan: Maybe if you just played some regular kiddy songs?
Phoebe: No. What do you want me to be? Like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Rob Donan: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.
Phoebe: Who's Barney?

Quote from Chandler

Joey: I'm not Drake!
Ross: That's right. He's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes. Yes, it is true. And I know this because he pretended to be Drake to sleep with me. [throws water in Joey's face]
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me. And he didn't! [throws water in Joey's face]
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in Joey's face]

Quote from Rachel

Ross: I wonder if I did the right thing, giving him away.
Rachel: Ross, you had to. He was humping everything in sight. I mean, I have a Malibu Barbie who will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

Quote from Rachel

Joey: My first fan mail.
Monica: "Dear Dr. Ramoray: I love you and would do anything to have you." My gosh. "Your not-so-secret admirer, Erika Ford." Oh, wait. "P. S. Enclosed, please find fourteen of my eyelashes."
Rachel: You know, in Crazy World, that means you're married.

Quote from Joey

Monica: This wasn't addressed to Days Of Our Lives. This came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it. This woman was in our building.
Joey: Oh, my God. I got my very own stalker!

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: Where are you off to?
Ross: There's a paleontology conference in L.A. So I figured I'd go and drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.
Chandler: Oh, I think he will be surprised. You know, till he realizes he's a monkey and isn't capable of that emotion.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I can't find the monkey I donated last year. He's a Capuchin and answers to the name Marcel?
Dean Lipson: I'm afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on.
Ross: Oh, my God. What happened?
Dean Lipson: Well, he got sick, and then he got sicker. Ad then he got a little better. But then he died.
Ross: I can't believe this!
Dean Lipson: I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. But you know, there's an old saying: "Sometimes monkeys die." It's not a great saying but it certainly is fitting today.

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