TV Quotes

Ross: Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.
Monica: Oh, I know, I know. Hey, you know you could take it if you want. The lease is still in Nana's name.
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
Monica: Yeah, it takes two incomes.

Rachel: Mon, okay, I've gotta just say what it is I'm gonna say. None of the amazing things that happened to me in the last ten years would have happened if it wasn't for you. No one has been more like a sister to me.
Monica: I know what you mean. You are like a sister to me too.

Rachel: I know, honey. Seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom. This is Emma's Paris stuff. These are boxes that I'm having shipped. And that's the sandwich I made for the plane.
Monica: Okay, so you've done some good work. What about your carry-ons?
Rachel: Oh, well, everything that I need is in here. And my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them.
Monica: Oh my God. I have nothing left to teach you!

Joey: You know, I had a chance to stop her too.
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? You know, heads she wins, tails I lose. ... Wait a minute.
Chandler: Yes, Joe?
Joey: I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.

Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these on my pillow.
Chandler: Oh, yes, I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage in a little light bondage and mustache play!

Monica: But I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Chandler: Really? Then what are they doing in our guest room?
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
Chandler: Rachel with handcuffs. Interesting.
Monica: Joey's bare ass.
Chandler: Well played.

Rachel: You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
Ross: That's what it seemed like.
Rachel: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know one thing about me.
Ross: Fine, then why didn't you say something?
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard, Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I am gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you everyday, it makes me not want to go. Okay. So if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye.
Ross: Rach!
Rachel: What?
Ross: You keep, you keep- You can't-
Rachel: What? [Ross kisses Rachel. Then she kisses him back]

Joey: Alright, let's play one more time, okay? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris.
Rachel: Okay. Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on. Alright Joe, you remember the rules. Heads I win, tales you lose.
Joey: Just flip.
Rachel: Ah, tails.
Joey: Damn it!

Monica: Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.
Ross: Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
Monica: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
Erica: Plus hotels are fun. My room has this little fridge full of free snacks.
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact, they have one of the highest markups in any consumer product-
Monica: Ross, she's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.

Chandler: What the hell is this?
Joey: Hey. Handcuffs. And fur lined, nice. I didn't know you guys had it in you!
Ross: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.