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Friends: The One After the Superbowl (Part 2)

213. The One After the Superbowl (Part 2)

Aired January 28, 1996

When the guys go to the set of a movie to see Marcel, Rachel and Monica are captivated by Jean-Claude Van Damme. Meanwhile, Chandler meets a former schoolmate who seems to be very attracted to him.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Would you let me talk.
Monica: Did you just flick me?
Rachel: Well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was- Ow, that hurt!
Monica: Quit flicking!
Rachel: You stop flicking!
Monica: You flicked me first.
[Monica and Rachel start hitting each other]
Phoebe: Oh. Let's not do this. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.
[Monica gets Rachel to the ground, removes her sock and starts hitting her with it]
Phoebe: Okay, now I'm gonna kick some ass! [Phoebe grabs Monica and Rachel by their ears] All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop.

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Quote from Chandler

Susie: Come on. All right, mister. Let's see those panties.
Chandler: Alrighty.
Susie: Ooh. But you know what would be even sexier?
Chandler: What?
Susie: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them. All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.
Chandler: Okay, but I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
Susie: Come on, hurry!
Chandler: Hey, do you want this done quick or done right?
Susie: All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind. Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video.
Chandler: So you want me to clench anything or? Susie?
Susie: This is for the fourth grade.
Chandler: What do you mean?
Susie: What do I mean? What do you mean, "what do I mean?"! I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean!
Chandler: What? What do you mean?
Susie: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing! I was Susie Underpants till I was 18!
Chandler: That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset about that?
Susie: Well, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.
Chandler: I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Oh, all right, stop! Stop the madness!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.
Rachel: Oh, yeah?
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?
Chandler: How long you been waiting to say that?
Phoebe: About 20 minutes.

Quote from Chandler

[to a group of men dressed in Hazmat suits]
Chandler: So, you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Nice camouflage, man. For a minute there I almost didn't see you.

Quote from Monica

Rachel: So why don't you go over and talk to him? Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
Monica: He could hear me.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: That is so unfair.
Phoebe: I know. Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Hey, stick a fork in me I am done.
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler: Like when you're cooking a steak.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. I don't eat meat.
Chandler: Well then how do you know when vegetables are done?
Phoebe: Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell.
Chandler: Okay, then eat me, I'm done.

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: I've met the perfect woman. We were sitting on her couch, fooling around and then she turns to me and says: "Did you ever want to do it in an elevator?"
Monica: What did you say?
Chandler: I believe my exact words were [indistinct speaking].
Chandler: I mean, I didn't know what to say. How do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?
Phoebe: Oh, you just know.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

Quote from Joey

Joey: So assistant to the director? That's an exciting job. You must have a ton of cool responsibilities-
Cathy: I have nothing to do with casting.
Joey: So what are you guys gonna eat?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Look at your purse. Look at your sweater. Look at yourselves.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Chandler, what are you still doing here? I thought you guys took off.
Chandler: Oh, no, she took off with my clothes!
Joey: Are you naked in there?
Chandler: Well, not exactly. I'm wearing panties.
Joey: You always wear panties?
Chandler: No, no. This is the first time.
Joey: Wow. Talk about your bad luck! I mean the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: One of you give me your underpants.
Ross: Oh, no. No, no.
Joey: I can't help you. I'm not wearing any.
Chandler: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Joey: Oh, I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Hey, Pheebs, can I have the milk after you?
Phoebe: I'm almost done with it. Keep your panties on.

Quote from Chandler

Susie:How you doing there, squirmy?
Chandler: I'm hanging in. And a little out.


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