Joey: Hey, Ross, you've done this before. What did you say when you made up your vows?
Ross: Well, with Carol I promised to never love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.

Ross: I can't believe in four weeks they're gonna be married.
Phoebe: Well, let's just hope it works. You know, 9 out of 10 marriages end in divorce.
Ross: Phoebe, that's not true.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. How's the missus?

Phoebe: You know, your friends getting married, it's gotta change things.
Rachel: You really think it'll be that different?
Phoebe: How can it not be? I mean, pretty soon they're gonna be having kids and then they're just going to be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe they're going to have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.

Ross: How did you write this?
Chandler: I stole Monica's and changed the name. Ssh.
Ross: You can't do that.
Joey: If he goes first he can.

Rachel: Monica, what? What is the emergency?
Monica: You have to help me. I'm supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this.
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
Monica: Thank you.
Phoebe: Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small.
Monica: Those are my eyes. Those are my breasts.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah.

Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today we're getting married? Four weeks, baby.
Four weeks!
Chandler: You realize you get louder each week?

Monica: There's still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Chandler: I figured I'd just buy those. "Pat, I'd like to buy a vow."
Monica: Sweetie, you know I've no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.

Chandler: So have you written yours yet?
Monica: No, but I know exactly what I'm gonna say.
Chandler: Do you happen to know what I'm gonna say?
Monica: You know what, let's just do it right now. It won't be hard. Say what's in your heart.
Chandler: [inner monologue] Look at her go. She must love me more than I love her, What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open that door.

Chandler: "Monica, there are no words-" There are no words! This should not be this hard.

Phoebe: Or maybe you don't talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about, you know, all the things he's taught you, like...