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Friends: The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1)

423. The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1)

Aired May 7, 1998

After Rachel decides to stay in New York to look after Phoebe, the rest of group heads to London for Ross's wedding. As they take in the sights of London, Chandler grows irritated by Joey's enthusiasm. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily are shocked when the church they're getting married in is torn down early.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, so I'm in my map...

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Quote from Ross

Emily: Then the florist said there are no tulips. And the cellist has carpal tunnel syndrome-
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Emily, honey. [time out gesture] Okay?
Emily: Well, up yours too.
Ross: What? No, no. That's "time out."

Quote from Monica

Monica: Guys, hurry up. The flight leaves in four hours. It could take time to get a taxi. There could be traffic. The plane could leave early. When we get to London, there could be a line at customs. Come on!
Chandler: Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Rachel, you can't go. Ross loves Emily.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel. He deserves to have all the information then he can make an informed decision.
Phoebe: That's not why you're going. You're going because you hope he's going to say: "l love you too, Rach. Forget about the British chippie."
Rachel: You think he will?
Phoebe: No, because he's in love with the British chippie!

Quote from Monica

Monica: Passport, check. Camera, check. Traveler's checks, check.
Rachel: Who are you saying "check" to?
Monica: Myself. You know, for remembering to pack a thing. You do a good thing, you get a "check." My mom does it. I never realized it was weird.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Actually, she only did it the one time. But it's pretty weird.

Quote from Joey

Joey: It's all London, baby. Here we go. [takes a Polaroid picture of Chandler]
Chandler: Got your passport?
Joey: Yeah, in the third drawer of my dresser. You don't want to lose that.
Chandler: [Chandler stares at Joey] ... There it is!

Quote from Chandler

Joey: London, baby!
Chandler: Okay, because that's not going to get annoying.
Joey: London, baby!
Chandler: Oh, you know what? I was wrong.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Let's get going.
Phoebe: Oh, I want to go over and hug you and wish you luck on your wedding, but I can't get up.
Ross: Oh, I'll come hug you.
Phoebe: Great, yeah, can you bring me the newspaper?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, Chandler, I want to hug you too. Oh, and great, you might as well bring me my book. It's on the counter in your apartment.

Quote from Joey

Joey: All right. First stop, Westminster Abbey.
Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?
Joey: That's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. Wait. No, we want to go. No. I know. I'm gonna have to go into the map.
Chandler: Okay, if you see a little version of me in there, kill it.

Quote from Monica

Emily: Oh, my God! How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Ross: It's all right. Everything's gonna be all right.
Emily: How is it gonna be all right?
Ross: Uh-huh, I see that.
Monica: Okay. I talked to the guy with a shovel, and I found out what happened.
Ross: What? What?
Monica: They tore it down a few days early.

Quote from Joey

Joey: All right. Westminster Abbey. Hands down, best abbey I ever seen.

Quote from Joey

Joey: What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?
Chandler: Oh, I think it's great. You know, they're thinking of changing the name of this place.
Joey: Really? To what?
Chandler: To "Put the Camera Away".
Joey: Man, you are Westminster Crabby.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Phoebe, I'm not going to Ross's wedding, because he's my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. It's not because I'm still in love with him. I mean, hey, I like Ross as much as the next guy. Clearly, I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love. I mean, do I still have loving feelings for Ross? Yeah. I have continuing feelings of love. But that doesn't mean I'm still in love with him. You know, I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him. [gasps] Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me?
Phoebe: We thought you knew.

Quote from Joey

Vendor: He's just jealous. You'll fit right in. All Londoners wear them.
Chandler: Oh, really? Then how come no one here anywhere is wearing one?
Vendor: They're all tourists.
Joey: Yeah.

Quote from Ross

Ross: All I understand is postponing it is not an option. This is when we're getting married.
Emily: You're saying it's now or never?
Ross: I'm saying it's now.
Emily: Or?
Ross: There's no "or" in mine!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Okay, let's try some aversion therapy. All right, so, look at the picture.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: And [Phoebe grabs the picture and slaps Rachel on the head] Okay, how do you feel now?
Rachel: Well, I like you less.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
Monica: Yes, I did. And you are welcome.
Ross: Am l?

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