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Friends: The One Where They're Up All Night

712. The One Where They're Up All Night

Aired January 11, 2001

After Ross convinces the gang to spend the evening observing a comet from the roof of the apartment building, the friends end up staying up all night. Monica and Chandler can't sleep, Rachel and Tag argue over a work document, Phoebe is tormented by a malfunctioning smoke detector, and Ross and Joey get stuck on the roof.

Quote from Phoebe

[loud knocking at Phoebe's door, followed by a beep]
Phoebe: Oh, my God! How did you get back here?
Fireman: Phoebe Buffay?
Phoebe: Fire Alarm?

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Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, don't look at me! You're the one who wanted to come up here and look for some stupid Burger King comet.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can-? [beep] Don't interrupt me!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Okay, so this wire is connected to this wire, which plugs into here. Okay, so to get the beeping to stop, all I have to do... [Phoebe smashes the smoke detector with her shoe] Okay. Well done, Pheebs. [beeping] What do you want from me?!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Oh, hi, Officer Fireman. Can I help you?
Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
Phoebe: That's not mine.
Fireman: Yes, it is.
Phoebe: How do you know?
Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in the trash chute, don't use a blanket that says: "Property of Phoebe Buffay, not Monica."
Phoebe: Okay. Do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked, this was still America.

Quote from Phoebe

Fireman: Please reattach this. It's against the law to disconnect them.
Phoebe: Fine. But please, God, tell me how to stop it from going off?
Fireman: Just press the reset button under the plastic cover.
Phoebe: There's a reset button? Oh, thank you. Thank you. [fireman leaves] Oh. There's a reset button? My God. Why didn't I see that? Reset button. Reset button. Where is there a reset button? Oh, here it is! Oh! [Phoebe finds the button on the floor, attempts to press it] God!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Now, should I climb down your front so we're face to face or should I climb down your back so we're butt to face?
Joey: Face to face.
Ross: I like face to face. Okay, here I come.
Joey: All right. Oh, my- How much do you weigh, Ross?
Ross: I'd prefer not to answer that right now. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.

Quote from Joey

Joey: You know, when we talked about face to face I don't think we thought it all the way through.

Quote from Ross

Joey: All right, well, I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Ross: Yeah, I guess we don't have a choice. [shouting] Help us! Please, help us! We're stuck up on the roof, and we can't get down!
Joey: Ross. I was thinking we'd just go down the fire escape.
Ross: I know. I wasn't finished. [shouting] But don't worry! We're gonna go down the fire escape!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: There it is. Oh, look at that! Isn't Mother Nature amazing?
Chandler: That's a plane.
Phoebe: Well, all right, 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high that's pretty amazing too.

Quote from Rachel

Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Rachel: No. No, you can't.
Tag: What?
Rachel: I don't know.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Yeah, you know what. I think we're going to take off too. We rented a movie.
Phoebe: Oh, I won't say no to a movie.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, we just actually kind of wanted to be alone.
Phoebe: Shh. Get me out of here.

Quote from Joey

Ross: Joey, where's the pipe that was holding the door open?
Joey: I don't know. [Joey looks into the pipe he's using as a telescope] Yeah, I do.

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Monica.
Monica: She's sleeping.
Chandler: I know. Just a quick question. Quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duvall. Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.

Quote from Monica

Monica: It's in the living room, where there's also a light and no one will kick you in the shin.
Chandler: What? Ow!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Please don't be a spaceship. Please don't be a spaceship.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you to sleep?
Chandler: It got interesting. Damn you, Oprah!

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Hey, you know what we could do, you know, now that we're up? We could just talk to each other all night long, you know. Like we did when we were first going out. It'll be fun.
Monica: Okay, that does sound fun.
Chandler: Yeah. So I mean how bummed were you when the second sister died, huh?
Monica: The second sister dies?!
Chandler: No. No, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
Chandler: That's correct.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Look, I have an audition tomorrow, and I can't go if I break my leg.
Ross: Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son. He won't have a father if I die.
Joey: So it looks like we're even.

Quote from Monica

Monica: You still awake?
Chandler: Yeah, you?
Monica: You do know that it was me that just said that, right?

Quote from Joey

Joey: Man, I'm starving. What the hell was I thinking at dinner? "Do you want soup or salad?" Both, always order both.

Quote from Ross

Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are starting to come down and I'm not wearing any underwear. [Ross lets go]
Ross: Whoa! Ow! My ankle. I really hurt my ankle. I think I twisted it when I- Ooh, a quarter.

Quote from Monica

Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Chandler: I told you. I can't believe it. I've only got two hours until I call in sick for work.
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Chandler: Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: You want to?
Monica: Okay. You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish.


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