Friends Quote of the Day
Tuesday, December 1, 2020
Monday, November 30, 2020
Rachel: Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year. "Dear Rach, you're such a great person." Not girl, "person."
Ross: Rach, I think you're reading a little too much into it.
Rachel: "Dear, Rach. You're a great person. Sorry about your teeny weenie."
Sunday, November 29, 2020
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today, Tag?
Tag: I just did them.
Rachel: Well, drop and give me 10 more.
Rachel: I had a drink with lunch.
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Chandler: Do I look fat?
Chandler: Okay. I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean I was calling her a cow.
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey. Walk us through it.
Chandler: Okay. Janice said, "Hi. Do I look fat today?" And I looked at her-
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her? You never look. You just answer. It's like a reflex.
"Do I look fat?" "No."
"Is she prettier than I am?" "No."
"Does size matter?"
Ross: And it works both ways.
Friday, November 27, 2020
Monica: Unless maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?
Chandler: Well, she's aware when we leave a room. She may notice if we start canoodling in it.
Chandler: Well, I can't say hump or screw in front of the B-A-B-Y.
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Rachel: Ross is coming over. I think now would be a good time to talk to him.
Joey: I guess so. I'm just- I'm really nervous.
Rachel: Well, keep in mind that by the time you're done they'll probably be serving dinner.
Rachel: Still nervous?
Joey: I'm gonna get the lasagna.
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Monica: It's been two days.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know. Good thing it's one of those 801 numbers.
Ross: Phoebe, 800 is toll free. 801 is Utah.
Phoebe: No, no, no. It has to be 800 because all those big companies have 800 numbers.
Every- Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
Phoebe: Sorry. I'm so sorry. I will pay you back.
Chandler: And yet she's still not hanging up the phone.
Rachel: Hang up!
Ross: Hang up the phone!
Phoebe: Fine! Fine! Oh.
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But that's all right. Here's the number where you can call.
Wednesday, December 2, 2020
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