Friends Quote of the Day
Thursday, May 13, 2021
Cecilia Monroe: How does it happen?
Joey: You get thrown from a horse into an electric fence.
Cecilia Monroe: A what? Jessica hates horses.
Joey: Yeah, well, I'm guessing after this she's not gonna be crazy about electricity, either.
Wednesday, May 12, 2021
Ryan: Can you believe that's how we spent our two weeks?
Phoebe: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I'd planned Iike having a picnic in Central Park and coffee at Central Perk. Oh, I just got that.
Tuesday, May 11, 2021
Ross: I saw the Porsche parked out front. Can I get the keys? I thought I'd take that bad boy for a spin.
Rachel: Wait a minute. You let Ross drive the Porsche? Yet when I ask you, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.
Monica: Well, he's my brother, and plus he drives so slow he'd never hurt it.
Ross: It's a car, Monica, not a rocket ship.
Monica: Whatever, Ross. Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
Monday, May 10, 2021
Rachel: I'm apartment hunting.
Ross: You're moving?
Rachel: Yeah, well, I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"
Sunday, May 9, 2021
Julie: Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing. You're marrying Chandler Bing?
Monica: Yeah. That's right.
Julie: Huh. Good luck!
Phoebe: Oh, and good luck to you too! What a nice lady.
Saturday, May 8, 2021
Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.
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