Friends Quote of the Day
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Chandler: Hi. You're crazy. Okay, this is Emily. Emily is straight.
Ross: How do you know? I mean, we thought Carol was straight before I married her.
Phoebe: Yeah, definitely. I don't like the name Ross.
Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
Phoebe: No, I meant for the baby.
Ross: Oh. What's wrong with Ross?
Phoebe: It's just that something like this would never happen to The Hulk, you know.
Ross: Actually, that's not true. In The Incredible Hulk, number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found- You know. Never mind. My girlfriend's a lesbian.
Friday, September 25, 2020
Chandler: Hello? Is someone on the line?
Amanda: Yes. I was looking for Monica.
Chandler: Hang on, she's right here. Someone's on the phone for you.
Monica: We weren't picking up. It's Amanda.
Chandler: [to Amanda] I get pedicures.
Thursday, September 24, 2020
Joey: Hi. I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray. I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.
Cliff: Really? I've been dealing with Dr. Wells.
Joey: I know, but I'm a neurologist. Just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of your status. So he sent me.
Cliff: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Joey: That was a test. Good response. All right. Full name?
Cliff: Clifford Burnett.
Joey: Date of birth?
Cliff: November 16, 1968.
Cliff: Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?
Joey: I'm a doctor, Cliff, not a mathematician.
Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Joey: Hey, Pheebs, where were you?
Phoebe: I'm so, so sorry. I am definitely gonna see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
Monica: That's it! That's it. Dinner is over!
Steve: What! Why? Why?
Monica: Because I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this and you can't wait 4 1 /2 minutes for a stupid, onion tartlet?
Monday, September 21, 2020
Monica: Ours pretty much sucked too. But I ran into little Stevie Fisher. Remember him?
Rachel: Oh, yeah! I used to baby-sit him. Hey, how's his dad?
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