Friends Quote of the Day

Sunday, July 5, 2020

Quote from Joey in The One with the Red Sweater

Joey: Hey, Rach, listen. No matter what this guy says. I want you to know, you're not going to be alone in this.
Rachel: I'm not?
Joey: No. Listen. It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. I've always felt like you and I have this special bond, you know. Rachel Green, will you marry me?
Rachel: What?
Monica: What?
Phoebe: What?!
Joey: Pheebs, give me the ring back.
Phoebe: No!

Recent Quotes

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Quote from Ross in The One Where Rosita Dies

Ross: Hey, you know what's weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people you're gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "my friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." That's weird isn't it?
Chandler: Couldn't I just say, "This is Ross?"
Ross: [disappointed] Sure, do whatever you want.

Friday, July 3, 2020

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Pediatrician

Monica: Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?
Ross: He is a brilliant diagnostician.
Chandler: Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Quote from Joey in The One in Barbados (Part 1)

Joey: Oh, hey. Thank God. You guys are here.
Phoebe: What's going on?
Joey: Everything is upside-down here. It rains all day long and nobody watches TV, and Ross is famous.

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Quote from Phoebe in The One With Ross's Step Forward

Rachel: Hey, Ross. How's it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're moving forward. You'll be getting our card.
Monica: You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
Ross: Yeah, we're not just doing a card. She also wants to have the conversation about where the relationship is going.
Phoebe: Ugh, women.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Quote from Monica in The One with the Hypnosis Tape

Monica: Pete, can I get you something else?
Pete: I'll have a slice of cheesecake and a date, if you're giving them out.
Monica: Heh. Haven't you and I covered that topic?
Pete: Come on. You just said to her-
Monica: You only want to go out with me because of my wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.
Pete: Well, if that were true, I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out, it was just plain awkward.

Monday, June 29, 2020

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Fake Monica

Rachel: Marcel, stop it. Marcel. Bad monkey!
Ross: What?
Rachel: Well, let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, July 6, 2020

A quote from Rachel in the episode The One with the Nap Partners.

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

A quote from Monica in the episode The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work.

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

A quote from Phoebe in the episode The One Where Ross Got High.

Thursday, July 9, 2020

A quote from Joey in the episode The One with Ross's Sandwich.

Friday, July 10, 2020

A quote from Chandler in the episode The One with the Cat.