Friends Quote of the Day

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Quote from Ross in The One with the Cop

Ross: All right, I don't think it's going to pivot any more.

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Friday, April 3, 2020

Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Assistant

Ross: If you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna go hang out with people who don't know the Space Mountain story.
Monica: Then I'd steer clear of Phoebe.
Ross: Man!
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldn't hang out with all the guys at my office.

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Phone Number

Monica: Chandler, you're home.
Chandler: That's right. Your husband's home. So now the sex can stop.
Monica: What are you saying?
Chandler: Joey said you're here with another man.
Monica: There's no man in here. How dare you accuse me of that. [Monica slaps Chandler]
Joey: All right. All right. Then maybe you won't mind if me and my friend take a look around.
Chandler: What's he doing?
Monica: I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
Joey: Bedroom's clear. Although you might need some new pillows.

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Thumb

Phoebe: Hi, guys.
Joey: Hey, Phoebe.
Ross: How did it go?
Phoebe: Not so good. He walked to the subway and said, "We should do it again."
Rachel: What? He said, "We should do it again." That's good, right?
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated, "We should do it again." means, "You will never see me naked."
Rachel: Since when?
Joey: Since always. It's, like, dating language. Like, "It's not you" means, "It is you."
Chandler: Or how "You're such a nice guy" means, "I'll be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you."
Phoebe: Or, or, you know, "We should see other people" means: "Ha-ha, I already am!"

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Quote from Monica in The One Where Ross Got High

Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas. And got divorced. Again!

Monday, March 30, 2020

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Jam

Monica: Hey, look at me. I' m making jam. I've been at it since 4 a.m.
Ross: Where'd you get fruit at 4 a.m.?
Monica: Down at the docks. Bet you didn't know you can get it wholesale.
Rachel: I didn't know there were docks.

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Birthing Video

Rachel: I'm so sorry to barge in on your Valentine, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Monica: Oh, my God.
Chandler: Poor Ross. Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, April 5, 2020

A quote from Ross in the episode The One Where Monica Sings.

Monday, April 6, 2020

A quote from Rachel in the episode The One with Rachel's Big Kiss.

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

A quote from Monica in the episode The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1).

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

A quote from Phoebe in the episode The One with the Worst Best Man Ever.

Thursday, April 9, 2020

A quote from Joey in the episode The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends.