Friends Quote of the Day

Sunday, July 3, 2022

Quote from Chandler in The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding

Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.

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Saturday, July 2, 2022

Quote from Ross in The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work

Chandler: Ross is here, so-
Ross: And I was really hoping that maybe I could hang out. You know, what do you feel like doing?
Monica: Well, we're gonna have sex.
Ross: I don't feel like having sex. Uh, maybe- I don't know. Maybe we can watch a movie or something.
Monica: Let me put it this way: We're having sex whether you're here or not.
Ross: Pants off, Bing.

Friday, July 1, 2022

Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Phone Number

Joey: Wait a minute, wait a minute. If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
Chandler: I climbed down the fire escape, and you can't put that in the closet?

Thursday, June 30, 2022

Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Phone Number

Joey: Wow. That didn't take long. I thought you said Tulsa was, like, a three-hour flight?
Chandler: Well, you're forgetting about the time difference.
Joey: Yeah.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Dad

Frances: Come on now, Pooh. Don't still be mad at me. How's it going?
Phoebe: Not so good. Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math.
Frances: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh, honey, I know he's your daddy. But to me, he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin.

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Quote from Monica in The One with the Joke

Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Seriously?
Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes.

Monday, June 27, 2022

Quote from Rachel in The One with Monica's Thunder

Rachel: Monica, I don't want to steal your stupid thunder.
Monica: Oh, please. Why else would you have made out with Ross?
Ross: [showcasing his hands] Got me.
Rachel: All right. Easy, mimey, the moment has passed. It ain't going to happen.

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Monday, July 4, 2022

A quote from Rachel in the episode The One with the Birthing Video.

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

A quote from Monica in the episode The One with the Fake Monica.

Wednesday, July 6, 2022

A quote from Phoebe in the episode The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy.

Thursday, July 7, 2022

A quote from Joey in the episode The One with the Blind Dates.

Friday, July 8, 2022

A quote from Chandler in the episode The One with Rachel's Book.