Friends Quote of the Day

Monday, March 1, 2021

Quote from Rachel in The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)

Rachel: The nights are the hardest. But then the day comes and that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again...
Monica: The days and nights are hard, I get it. Look, Rachel, I'm sorry. I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today.
Rachel: I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.


Recent Quotes

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Quote from Ross in The One with the Cop

Ross: I still don't know. I'm sorry, I just want to make sure I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says "Kids welcome here," but that also says "Come here to me."
Rachel: What? You say that to kids?
Ross: No, no, no. The "Come here to me" is, you know, for the ladies.
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch, it's not a magic couch.

Saturday, February 27, 2021

Quote from Ross in The One with the Two Parties

Monica: So I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth. And since it's Rachel's birthday and we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon.
All: Ugh.
Monica: What?
Ross: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Monica: You want to be in charge of the food committee?
Ross: Question 2. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?

Friday, February 26, 2021

Quote from Chandler in The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)

Chandler: Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. But we might want to have a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon!

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Quote from Joey in The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

Joey: So that's why I feed my dog Purina One. Pick up a bag today.
Casting Director: That's where you pick up the bag.
Joey: Exactly.
Casting Director: No, the line is, "Pick up a bag," so you need to pick up the bag.
Joey: Or I could just point to it. "Blah, blah, blah. Purina One. Point to a bag today." I didn't get it, did l?

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Jellyfish

Phoebe Abbott: Remember how I said Lilly, Frank and I were close? Well, we were very close.
Phoebe: How close?
Phoebe Abbott: Well, the three of us were kind of a couple.
Phoebe: I don't know even how that would work.
Phoebe Abbott: Well, we would-
Phoebe: I'm not asking!

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Quote from Monica in The One with the Birth Mother

Chandler: You still want that baby?
Monica: God bless you, Chandler Bing!

Upcoming Quotes

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

A quote from Monica in the episode The One with All the Rugby.

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

A quote from Phoebe in the episode The One with the Butt.

Thursday, March 4, 2021

A quote from Joey in the episode The One with Phoebe's Cookies.

Friday, March 5, 2021

A quote from Chandler in the episode The One with the Stoned Guy.

Saturday, March 6, 2021

A quote from Ross in the episode The One With Ross's Step Forward.