Friends Quote of the Day

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Quote from Joey in The One with Joey's New Brain

Cecilia Monroe: How does it happen?
Joey: You get thrown from a horse into an electric fence.
Cecilia Monroe: A what? Jessica hates horses.
Joey: Yeah, well, I'm guessing after this she's not gonna be crazy about electricity, either.


Recent Quotes

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Chicken Pox

Ryan: Can you believe that's how we spent our two weeks?
Phoebe: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I'd planned Iike having a picnic in Central Park and coffee at Central Perk. Oh, I just got that.

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Quote from Monica in The One with Chandler's Dad

Ross: I saw the Porsche parked out front. Can I get the keys? I thought I'd take that bad boy for a spin.
Rachel: Wait a minute. You let Ross drive the Porsche? Yet when I ask you, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.
Monica: Well, he's my brother, and plus he drives so slow he'd never hurt it.
Ross: It's a car, Monica, not a rocket ship.
Monica: Whatever, Ross. Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.

Monday, May 10, 2021

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Stain

Rachel: I'm apartment hunting.
Ross: You're moving?
Rachel: Yeah, well, I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Nap Partners

Julie: Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing. You're marrying Chandler Bing?
Monica: Yeah. That's right.
Julie: Huh. Good luck!
Phoebe: Oh, and good luck to you too! What a nice lady.

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Quote from Ross in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)

Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.

Friday, May 7, 2021

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Holiday Armadillo

Monica: You need to give him money.
Chandler: It was a joke!
Monica: No, to get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down. Everybody wants a payoff.
Chandler: All right, calm down, O'Malley.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, May 14, 2021

A quote from Chandler in the episode The One with Joey's New Girlfriend.

Saturday, May 15, 2021

A quote from Ross in the episode The One with Rachel's Phone Number.

Sunday, May 16, 2021

A quote from Phoebe in the episode The One with Chandler in a Box.

Monday, May 17, 2021

A quote from Rachel in the episode The One with Chandler in a Box.

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

A quote from Monica in the episode The One with Ross's Denial.