Friends Quote of the Day

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Quote from Ross in The One with Rachel's New Dress

Chandler: Hi. You're crazy. Okay, this is Emily. Emily is straight.
Ross: How do you know? I mean, we thought Carol was straight before I married her.
Phoebe: Yeah, definitely. I don't like the name Ross.
Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
Phoebe: No, I meant for the baby.
Ross: Oh. What's wrong with Ross?
Phoebe: It's just that something like this would never happen to The Hulk, you know.
Ross: Actually, that's not true. In The Incredible Hulk, number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found- You know. Never mind. My girlfriend's a lesbian.


Recent Quotes

Friday, September 25, 2020

Quote from Chandler in The One with Ross's Tan

Chandler: Hello? Is someone on the line?
Amanda: Yes. I was looking for Monica.
Chandler: Hang on, she's right here. Someone's on the phone for you.
Monica: We weren't picking up. It's Amanda.
Chandler: [to Amanda] I get pedicures.

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)

Joey: Hi. I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray. I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.
Cliff: Really? I've been dealing with Dr. Wells.
Joey: I know, but I'm a neurologist. Just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of your status. So he sent me.
Cliff: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Joey: That was a test. Good response. All right. Full name?
Cliff: Clifford Burnett.
Joey: Date of birth?
Cliff: November 16, 1968.
Joey: Age?
Cliff: Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?
Joey: I'm a doctor, Cliff, not a mathematician.

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Screamer

Joey: Hey, Pheebs, where were you?
Phoebe: I'm so, so sorry. I am definitely gonna see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Quote from Monica in The One with the Stoned Guy

Monica: That's it! That's it. Dinner is over!
Steve: What! Why? Why?
Monica: Because I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this and you can't wait 4 1 /2 minutes for a stupid, onion tartlet?

Monday, September 21, 2020

Quote from Rachel in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant

Monica: Ours pretty much sucked too. But I ran into little Stevie Fisher. Remember him?
Rachel: Oh, yeah! I used to baby-sit him. Hey, how's his dad?

Sunday, September 20, 2020

Quote from Ross in The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1)

Ross: I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
Monica: Yes, I did. And you are welcome.
Ross: Am l?

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, September 27, 2020

A quote from Ross in the episode The One Where No One's Ready.

Monday, September 28, 2020

A quote from Rachel in the episode The One with Ross's Thing.

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

A quote from Monica in the episode The One with the Pediatrician.

Wednesday, September 30, 2020

A quote from Phoebe in the episode The One with Chandler's Work Laugh.

Thursday, October 1, 2020

A quote from Joey in the episode The One with the Memorial Service.