Friends Quote of the Day

Friday, July 19, 2024

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Football

Monica: Because the winner gets this.
Ross: The Geller Cup.
Chandler: Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two-by-four? Okay, good.


Recent Quotes

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Quote from Joey in The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

Chandler: You got something from the Screen Actors Guild.
Joey: Ooh, it's probably a residual check. Can you open it? I got-
Chandler: "Benefits lapsed."
Joey: That's weird. I don't remember being in a movie called Benefits Lapsed.

Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Eddie Moves In

Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Ross: I know.
Phoebe: I sound amazing. I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head.
Oh, this is so cool. Now I can hear what you hear.
Rachel: Pretty different, huh?
Phoebe: I am sorry, but I'm incredibly talented!

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Quote from Monica in The One with Ross's Wedding (Part 2)

Monica: Do you think he knew I was here?

Monday, July 15, 2024

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Sharks

Rachel: You know what, honey? Guys are just different. They like things that we can't understand. You know, I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend that he was an archaeologist, and I was this naughty cavewoman who he unfroze from a block of ice.
Monica: Ew. Are you talking about my brother?
Rachel: Yeah, I didn't disguise that very well, did I?

Sunday, July 14, 2024

Quote from Rachel in The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad

Rachel: Ross, look. This is good for you. Let's face it. So far the guy's not loving you. But I can turn that around. I've got the inside track. We could all go out to dinner. And I could talk you up. Plus, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer.
Ross: How is that important?
Rachel: Oh, it's important.

Saturday, July 13, 2024

Quote from Ross in The One with the Late Thanksgiving

Ross: Come on, you guys, we're sorry. Our subway broke down.
Chandler: That's a lie! You went to the game. I can see Joey's hand.
Ross: For the love of God, take it off!

Upcoming Quotes

Saturday, July 20, 2024

A quote from Ross in the episode The One with the Late Thanksgiving.

Sunday, July 21, 2024

A quote from Ross in the episode The One with the Halloween Party.

Monday, July 22, 2024

A quote from Rachel in the episode The One with Phoebe's Rats.

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

A quote from Monica in the episode The One with Rachel's Assistant.

Wednesday, July 24, 2024

A quote from Phoebe in the episode The One with Monica's Boots.