Friends Quote of the Day
Sunday, July 3, 2022
Saturday, July 2, 2022
Chandler: Ross is here, so-
Ross: And I was really hoping that maybe I could hang out. You know, what do you feel like doing?
Monica: Well, we're gonna have sex.
Ross: I don't feel like having sex. Uh, maybe- I don't know. Maybe we can watch a movie or something.
Monica: Let me put it this way: We're having sex whether you're here or not.
Ross: Pants off, Bing.
Friday, July 1, 2022
Joey: Wait a minute, wait a minute. If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
Chandler: I climbed down the fire escape, and you can't put that in the closet?
Thursday, June 30, 2022
Joey: Wow. That didn't take long. I thought you said Tulsa was, like, a three-hour flight?
Chandler: Well, you're forgetting about the time difference.
Wednesday, June 29, 2022
Frances: Come on now, Pooh. Don't still be mad at me. How's it going?
Phoebe: Not so good. Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math.
Frances: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh, honey, I know he's your daddy. But to me, he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin.
Tuesday, June 28, 2022
Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?
Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes.
Monday, June 27, 2022
Rachel: Monica, I don't want to steal your stupid thunder.
Monica: Oh, please. Why else would you have made out with Ross?
Ross: [showcasing his hands] Got me.
Rachel: All right. Easy, mimey, the moment has passed. It ain't going to happen.
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