TV Quotes

Ross: I drew a sketch of how we'll do it. Rach, that's you. That's the couch.
Rachel: Oh, what's that?
Ross: That's me.
Rachel: Wow. You certainly think a lot of yourself.
Ross: No. That's- That's my arm.
Chandler: Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.

Rachel: Joey, the baby is gonna be crying. It's gonna be loud.
Joey: I'm loud.
Rachel: It's going to be up all night.
Joey: I'm up all night.
Rachel: It's going to poop.
Joey: Hello!

Monica: Hey. What's up?
Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again.
Monica: Okay. No problem. [closes door] Okay. Here you go. [Phoebe knocks, Monica opens the door again] What?
Phoebe: So you want to hang out or something?
Monica: Phoebe, you kind of caught me at a bad time.
Phoebe: Oh, are you and Chandler...?
Monica: Yes, exactly.
Phoebe: Do you guys want me to play for you?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Hey, Pheebs, what's up?
Phoebe: You ask an intriguing question, Chandler Bing.

Monica: Since that video camera thing didn't work out I thought that I would give you just a little preview.
Chandler: You're naked in this picture.
Monica: I know!

Tag: This is just because you're turning 30.
Rachel: Yeah, it is. But you're just a kid. I mean, you're 25.
Tag: Twenty-four, actually.
Rachel: Oh, God. You know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well, actually, if I'm wishing for stuff, I wish I was six years younger.

Chandler: Please promise me that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and we will be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Monica: I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card together this year?
Chandler: Ooh. I don't know if we're there yet.

Ross: Rach, are you gonna separate those?
Rachel: Oh, God. Am I being a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants?
Ross: Have you never done this before?
Rachel: Well, not myself. But I know other people that have. Okay, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Ross: Well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle.