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Quote from The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

Joey: Hey, Estelle, listen-
Estelle: Well, well, well. Joey Tribbiani. So you came back, huh? They think they can do better, but they all come crawling back to Estelle.
Joey: What are you talking about? I never left you. You've always been my agent.
Estelle: Really?
Joey: Yeah.
Estelle: Oh, well, no harm no foul.

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Quote from The One with Russ

Estelle: Well, there's my favorite client. So, tell me, darling, how was the audition?
Joey: Well, I think it went pretty well. I got a callback for Thursday.
Estelle: Joey. Have you ever seen me ecstatic?
Joey: No.
Estelle: Well, here it is.

Quote from The One Where Eddie Won't Go

Estelle: Don't worry about it, already. Things happen.
Joey: So you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
Estelle: Joey, look at me. Look at me! Do I have lipstick on my teeth?

Quote from The One Where Eddie Won't Go

Estelle: Look, honey. People get fired left and right in this business. I already got you an audition for Another World.
Joey: All right. "Cab Driver Number 2"?
Estelle: You're welcome.
Joey: But I was Dr. Drake Ramoray. How can I go from being a neurosurgeon to driving a cab?
Estelle: Hey, there was a time when I used to play Pickle Tickle with Rick Harrison. Things change. Roll with them.
Joey: But this is a two-line part. It's like taking a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
Estelle: Joey. I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minza and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get, and don't make on the floor.

Quote from The One with the Screamer

Estelle: Oh, you two girls were outstanding. Do they have representation?
Joey: They weren't in the play.
Rachel: We're not actors.
Estelle: What a shame. Because with her face and her chest, I could really put something together.
Chandler: Could I borrow it?

Quote from The One with the Inappropriate Sister

Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old ltalian actor from Queens.
Estelle: Well, Talia Shire suddenly became available.
Joey: She's a woman.
Estelle: What can I say? She nailed it.
Joey: Is there anything else?
Estelle: Well, you're just going to say no again, but gay porn?

Quote from The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad

Joey: Excuse me. Joey Tribbiani.
Estelle: Joe! I'm glad I found you. I got an audition for you.
Joey: Wow.
Estelle: The thing is, it's kind of on the q.t. The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired. It's the lead in a series. Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Joey: I'm the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Estelle: Uh-oh.

Quote from The One Where Rachel Is Late

Joey: Hello?
Estelle: Joey, it's Estelle. Great news. I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.
Joey: One guest? You told me I could have six tickets.
Estelle: Well, I sold four or them on eBay. You'll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
Joey: Oh, my God. So that's it? I only get to bring one guest?
Estelle: Yeah. What time do you want to pick me up? Hello?

Quote from The One with the Cake

Estelle: Joey, it's Estelle.
Joey: Hey.
Estelle: So how'd your audition go today?
Joey: What audition?
Estelle: The one I told you about last week.
Joey: What? You never said anything about an audition.
Estelle: Let me start over. I just got a call about an audition. I think you can still make it. It's down at the Astor Theater, and you need to have a monologue prepared.
Joey: A monologue? I don't have a- [Joey picks up the children's book] Got it.

Quote from The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

Joey: Look, Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I lost my health insurance.
Estelle: All right, first thing we gotta do: damage control.
Joey: Why?
Estelle: Well, I think, uh, someone out there may have been bad-mouthing you all over town.
Joey: The bastard!

Quote from The One with Russ

Joey: Okay. Uh, listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. The network casting lady-
Estelle: Oh, isn't Lori a doll?
Joey: Oh, yeah, yeah, she's great, but I kind of got the feeling that she was sort of coming on to me. And I definitely would get the part if I would have, you know ... if I would have sent the Little General in.
Estelle: Oh. I see. Well, I'm just going to put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [on the phone] Yeah, hi. Lori, please. Hi, darling. So, how about Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver? Isn't he terrific? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay, doll, I'll talk to you later. [to Joey] Yeah, you're going to have to sleep with her.

Quote from The One with the Butt

Joey: I’m here to see Estelle Leonard
Estelle: Just a moment. Let me see if she’s in. [turns around and then back] Hello
Joey: You’re Estelle Leonard?
Estelle: I know, I know you weren’t expecting some one so fantastically beautiful.

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