Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set.
Chandler: A street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.
Ross: So you want to buy a house in the '50s.

Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys are just having dinner or watching TV or something but it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs? The Yangs? They don't make me feel so good.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and maybe close your blinds at night.
Ross: Hey.

Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Which would you give up, sex or food?
Ross: Food.
Phoebe: Okay. How about sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.

Rachel: What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Joey: I don't know, it's too hard.
Rachel: No, you gotta pick one.
Joey: Food. No, sex. Food. Sex. Food. Sex- I don't know. Oh, God, I want both. I want- I want girls on bread!

Phoebe: Look, there's Chandler.
Rachel: Oh. Who's the blond? She's pretty.
Phoebe: [gasps] He's having an affair.
Chandler: He is not having an affair.
Phoebe: You know, I'm always right about these things.
Rachel: No, you're not. Last week, you thought Ross was trying to kill you.
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry, but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it.

Monica: So, what did you think of the house?
Chandler: It's perfect. It's everything we've been looking for.
Monica: Isn't it? And what about the amazing wainscoting, and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
Chandler: And the wiggle woms and the zip zorps! What were the things you said?

Ross: I just can't see Chandler cheating.
Rachel: I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester. They went in for, like, 45 minutes, and then they came out looking pretty happy.
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something's not right.

Joey: I just can't believe he'd do this to Monica.
Ross: I know, and with the baby coming?
Phoebe: So should we tell her?
Ross: I don't know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman, would you want us to tell you?
Phoebe: Why? Who'd you see him with?
Ross: No one. I'm just saying if we did-
Phoebe: Tell me what you know!
Ross: [screams] No one! Nothing! Mike's a great guy! It was hypothetical.
Phoebe: All right. He is a good guy. You're right. He wouldn't cheat.
Ross: Believe me. If I did see him with someone, there's no way I-
Phoebe: Who did you see him with?
[Ross screams]

Rachel: Aw, look at her. So happy.
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one.

Rachel: Hey, is Chandler here?
Monica: No, he's picking up dinner. Why? What's up?
Phoebe: Look, whatever happens, we're here for you, and we love you.
Monica: All right.
Ross: We think Chandler might be having an affair.
Monica: What?
Rachel: Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blond woman today outside on the street. And then we followed them to a house in Westchester.
Phoebe: They went in together. I'm so sorry.
Monica: Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's awful. What did you think of the house?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Monica, you understand what we're saying, right?
Monica: Yeah. Sure. I mean, I'm devastated, obviously. Did you think the neighborhood was homey?