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Friends: The One with the Embyros

412. The One with the Embyros

Aired January 15, 1998

After Chandler and Joey claim to know Monica and Rachel better than they know the guys, Ross devises a trivia contest which escalates into a high-stakes battle for the girls' apartment. Meanwhile, Phoebe heads to the fertility clinic to try help Frank and Alice with their dream of being parents.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Ladies?
Monica: Same category.
Ross: "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: The lrish jig guy?
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!


Quote from Monica

Ross: "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?"
Monica: Maurice.
Ross: "His profession was?"
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Ross: "What is Chandler Bing's job?" [silence]
Rachel: Oh, gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a briefcase.
Ross: Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh, oh! He's a transpon- transponster.
Monica: That's not even a word! *beep*
Monica & Rachel: Noooooooo!

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel any better this is all your fault.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Chanandler Bong. Come on, we steal that TV Guide every week.
Chandler: I knew it!

Quote from Chandler

[rooster crows]
Rachel: What the hell is that?! What the hell is that? Is that you? [groans]
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Rachel: Just back off! [pounding on Chandler and Joey's apartment door] Get up! Get up! Get up! What is that noise?
Chandler: You.
Joey: It's the chick. She's going through some changes.
Monica: What kind of changes?
Chandler: The vet seems to think she's becoming a rooster. [rooster crows] We're getting a second opinion.

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: We'll take "Literature."
Ross: "Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?"
Rachel: Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing.
Monica: No!
Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong."
Monica: I knew that. Rachel, use your head.
Chandler: Actually, it's Ms. Chanandler Bong.

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.
Joey: Oh, yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Ross: Five.
Chandler: Okay, 10 bucks says we can name every item in that bag.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Joey: Six.
Ross: Challenge extended.
Monica: Deal.
Ross: Challenge accepted.
Joey: All right, we'll start with apples.
Ross: We'll be starting with apples.
Chandler: Stop that now.
Ross: Yes.
Joey: Okay. Tortilla chips. Yogurt.
Chandler: Diet soda.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Chandler: Orange juice.
Rachel: Oh, there's no orange juice in there. We win!
Ross: They have another guess.
Rachel: Well, we won that one.
Joey: Okay. The last thing is-
Chandler: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Joey: No. Not for like another two weeks.
Chandler: I got it. Scotch tape.
Ross: How did you know she would buy Scotch tape?
Chandler: Well we used up theirs last night making scary faces.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at 8 in the morning?
Rachel: Well, I've been up since 6 thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster.
Phoebe: You guys, you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in an apartment.
Rachel: Yeah, especially not with all these knives and cookbooks around.

Quote from Joey

Ross: Gentlemen, you're up first. You have 30 seconds. The lightning round begins - Stop it! - Now.
"What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?"
Joey: Big Fat Goalie.
Ross: Correct! "Rachel claims this is her favorite movie."
Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.
Ross: "Her actual favorite movie is?"
Joey: Weekend at Bernie's.
Ross: Correct. "In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?"
Chandler: Oh! [whispers in Ross's ear]
Ross: Ew! No! Her ear. All right, "Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?"
Joey: Everyday use.
Chandler: Fancy.
Joey: Guest.
Chandler: Fancy guest.
Ross: Two seconds.
Joey: Uh, eleven?
Ross: Unbelievable. Eleven is correct.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Are you in there, little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will buy you some Adidas.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You guys, you're going to have a baby. They're going to have a baby!
Frank: My sister's going to have my baby!

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