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Friends: The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner

314. The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner

Aired February 6, 1997

When Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner, she has to decide whether to forgive her for leaving her. Meanwhile, Chandler dates a woman who Joey wronged, and Ross is fed up of the long hours Rachel is working.

Quote from Phoebe

Leslie: Okay, my next song's called: "Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way."
Phoebe: Oh, no. One of those "Iook for the hidden meaning" songs.

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Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You know what the saddest part is? When we were playing together, that was like the most fun I've ever had in all my lives.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault.
Leslie: That's great. You know, you could totally sell this. It'd be perfect for, like, a kitty-litter campaign.
Phoebe: A jingle? No, no, no, no.
Leslie: Why not? You'd make a ton of money.
Phoebe: If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now, you know. You gotta get out of that jingle-head, sweetie.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Whoa, that was kind of brutal.
Phoebe: Okay. Well let this be a lesson to all of you. All right, once you betray me, I become like the lce Woman, you know. I'm just very cold, hard, unyielding. You know, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. Can I have a tissue, please?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: I like her.
Phoebe: Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
Chandler: Well, that's pretty much all I'm looking for from these people.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: How'd you know I'd be here?
Leslie: I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish and he said you played here a lot, so-
Chandler: Okay, I have to go to the bathroom. But if the place with the big fish comes up again,
I'd like to know if that's several big fish or just one big fish.

Quote from Chandler

Gunther: Is someone in there?
Chandler: No, this is just part of a daredevil game I play called "Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die."

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You know, we were best friends ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together.
Monica: Aww, you two must've been so cute, running around on a barge.
Phoebe: You never run on a barge!

Quote from Joey

Joey: Ginger and I had gone out a few times. Then one weekend, we went to her Dad's cabin, just me, her and her annoying little dog, Pepper. That night I cooked this really romantic dinner.
Monica: You gave her food poisoning.
Joey: I wish.

Quote from Joey

Joey: After dinner, me, her and Pepper fell asleep in front of the fire. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the fire was dying out, so I picked up a log and threw it on. Or at least what I thought was a log.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. You threw Pepper on the fire.
Joey: I wish.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Well, that's the best kiss I've had with anybody I met in a men's room.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: I'm sorry, but if you're not working with him anymore why do you still hang out?
Rachel: Because he's my friend.
Ross: But do you really need another "friend"?
Rachel: Well, okay. If I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Mark is in fashion. I like having a friend I can share this stuff with. You guys would never go to a lecture with me.
Ross: Pah. I'd love to go with you.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: Yeah, I have clothes. I even pick them out. For all you know, I could be a fashion ... monger.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: So I nodded off a little.
Rachel: "Nodded off"? Ross, you were snoring. My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Come on. Forty-five minutes. Forty-five minutes, the man talked about strappy-backed dresses.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Well, okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium Iistening to Professor Pitstains and his "Hey, everybody. Remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had."
Ross: First of all, it's Professor Pitain. And second of all, that little bone proved that that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly.
Rachel: Okay, you know what I just heard? Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.
Ross: You know what? A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka.
Rachel: Oh, that is so--
Ross: No, no, no. A bunch of out-of-control jackets take over an island! [squeals]

Quote from Chandler

Ginger: What's that?
Chandler: That's my "nubbin."
Ginger: What's a nubbin?
Chandler: It's kind of a third-nipple kind of thing.
Ginger: You have three nipples?
Chandler: Well, you know, two regulars and one that barely qualifies as a- What?
Ginger: Nothing. You know, l- I just remembered I have to leave.
Chandler: You have to leave? Now? How come?
Ginger: Well, it's nubbin. Nothing!

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: You okay?
Phoebe: I actually am. Because, you know, life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff. You learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. You wanna hear a new song?
Monica: We'd love to.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Jingle bitch screwed me over. Go to hell, jingle whore. Go to hell, go to hell, go to he-he-hell. That's all I have so far.


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