Monica: It's actually going to be just family.
Janice: Oh, wait. You two think of me as family? Oh, I have to ask you something now, and be honest. Do you want me to sing "Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"?

Monica: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You have to go.
Janice: Why?
Monica: Because Chandler still has feelings for you.
Janice: He does?
Chandler: Say again?
Monica: That's right. That's right. And that is why you can't stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding.
Chandler: Feelings. Such strong feelings.
Monica: I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can.
Janice: Oh, my God. I understand. I am so sorry. I'll go. Goodbye, Monica. I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, you call me when this goes in the pooper.

Monica: Come on. So she comes to the wedding. Maybe it won't be so bad.
Chandler: You think she's just going to sit there quietly? You don't think she's going to want to make a toast? You don't think she's going to want to grab the microphone and sing "Part-Time Lover"?

Ross: Great, because people kept showing up. I think it's like a thing.
Joey: Now, hold on a second. Fifth floor, against that back wall?
Ross: Oh, for crying out loud!

Janice: Okay, I'm gonna need a comforter. But do you have a hypoallergenic one? Because otherwise I get very nasal. Do you have a cat? Ah. Because it's already happening. Ah. Do you hear that? Ah. Ah. Ah.
Chandler: Ah! Ah! Ah!

Monica: She actually has a boyfriend herself. Name's Clark. She also invited herself to our wedding. Clark too.
Chandler: You said no, right?
Monica: Huh?
Chandler: You said no, right?
Monica: Well, she cornered me. She asked me if the wedding was in town. I mean, what was I supposed to do?
Chandler: Lie. How hard is that? "Your check's in the mail." "Oh, your baby's so cute." "I can't wait to read your book, Ross."

Monica: She sent the chicken back again?
Waitress: She said it's too dry now and she wants to explain to you how she wants it.
Monica: Fine. I'd like to meet this chicken expert. Send the colonel in.

Monica: Oh, my God. She's not gonna like the chicken that night either, is she?

Monica: So you would have just lied?
Chandler: Yes.
Monica: And it would really have been that easy?
Chandler: Yes.
Monica: Good. So do it Saturday night, because we're going to dinner with her and Clark. [mimics Janice's laugh]

Rachel: Come on, Joey, she's so perfect for you. I mean, she's sweet. She likes baseball. She had two beers at lunch.
Joey: My beers?!