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Friends: The Last One (Part One)

1017. The Last One (Part One)

Aired May 6, 2004

After Rachel and Ross spend the night together, he is surprised that she is still leaving for Paris. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica take Erica to the hospital as she goes into labor.

Quote from Monica

Chandler: How do you feel?
Erica: I'm tired.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Monica: I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: We only ordered one!

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Quote from Chandler

Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Monica, can I see you for a second? What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean, "What do we do?"
Chandler: Twins! Twins!
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking.
Chandler: Uh-huh. Join me, won't you? Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica: We can't split them up.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.

Quote from Chandler

Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins. This has never happened before.
Chandler: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
Monica: Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Monica: Anybody tell you?
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Monica: This is unbelievable.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Chandler: Interesting!

Quote from Gunther

Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah?
Gunther: I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you. Now, I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
Rachel: Gunther. I love you too. Probably not in the same way. But I do. And, and when I'm in a cafe, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
Phoebe: No, you don't. She's going to Paris. She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's- It's a city of Gunthers!

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: But Ross- Ross, what do you think she's going to say?
Ross: I don't know, but I- Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where- Where is my coat?!
Phoebe: You didn't bring one!

Quote from Monica

Monica: Breathe, breathe, breathe. Good.
Chandler: Next time, can I say breathe?
Monica: No, last time you said it like Dracula and it scared her.

Quote from Monica

Monica: All right, I'll be right back.
Chandler: Where are you going?
Monica: To use the bathroom.
Chandler: You can't leave me alone with her.
Monica: What?
Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with.
Monica: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: So, any plans for the summer?
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
Chandler: Ha ... you may not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse? You know, going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Erica: What?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both. One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again. Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical. [singing] "When the sun comes up, bright and beaming, And the moon comes"-
Rachel: Morning.
Phoebe: Guess we'll never know how it ends.

Quote from Chandler

Doctor: Here come the shoulders.
Monica: It's a- It's a boy.
Erica: Is he okay?
Doctor: He's just fine.
Monica: Oh, you did it.
Chandler: It's a baby. A beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Chandler: Well, that's spongy.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Oh, hey handsome. Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you. Oh, we are so lucky.
Chandler: I know. He has your eyes. I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies.
Monica: That doesn't matter. We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies. I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there. We are taking them home, because they are our children.

Quote from Chandler

Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here. Come on, Erica, start pushing again now. Here she comes.
Chandler: She? It's a girl?
Doctor: Yeah.
Chandler: Well, now we have one of each. And that's enough!

Quote from Joey

Ross: And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
Joey: Oh, my God. What did you say?
Ross: Nothing. What do you say to that?
Phoebe: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel.
Ross: No way.
Joey: You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Ross: What?
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Ross: You really think so?
Phoebe: I'm telling you. Oh, okay, this is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song. [singing] "Don't take no for an answer. Don't let love fly away."
Rachel: Hi.
Phoebe: Can't a girl finish a song around here?

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Phoebe: Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma.

Quote from Monica

Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Monica: Son of a gun, it is.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: So, did you talk to Rachel?
Ross: No, and I'm not going to.
Joey: What? Why not?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her. You slept together last night.

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: Hey. What do you have there?
Mike: Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but...
Ross: Oh, my God. You did that yourself?
Phoebe: Honey, that's gorgeous.
Joey: You know, the baby can't read, Mike!

Quote from Ross

Joey: Hey, so what is the big surprise?
Ross: Oh, my God. Okay, okay. Awkward question: The hospital knows you took two, right?

Quote from Chandler

Monica: This is a boy, and that's a girl.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
Chandler: Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.
Ross: Aw, he's gonna be so happy.
Phoebe: Ah, Jack Bing. I love that. It sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"

Quote from Phoebe

Mike: I want one.
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.

Quote from Phoebe

Mike: Seriously. Wanna make one of those?
Phoebe: One? How about a whole bunch?
Mike: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, we could teach them to sing and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.

Quote from Ross

Joey: Maybe it is better this way, I mean, now- Now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long. Maybe now that you're on different continents. Right? Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can- You can finally get over her.
Ross: Yeah, that's true. Except, I don't wanna get over her.
Joey: What?
Ross: I don't. I wanna be with her.
Joey: Really?
Ross: Yeah, I'm gonna go after her.
Joey: Yeah, you are!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport.
Ross: Okay, guys, wish me luck.
Phoebe: Hurry!

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Phoebe: Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.


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