Chandler: How do you feel?
Erica: I'm tired.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Monica: I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: We only ordered one!

Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know.

Chandler: Monica, can I see you for a second? What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean, "What do we do?"
Chandler: Twins! Twins!
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking.
Chandler: Uh-huh. Join me, won't you? Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica: We can't split them up.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.

Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins. This has never happened before.
Chandler: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
Monica: Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Monica: Anybody tell you?
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Monica: This is unbelievable.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Chandler: Interesting!

Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
Phoebe: No, you don't. She's going to Paris. She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's- It's a city of Gunthers!

Joey: But Ross- Ross, what do you think she's going to say?
Ross: I don't know, but I- Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where- Where is my coat?!
Phoebe: You didn't bring one!

Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah?
Gunther: I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you. Now, I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
Rachel: Gunther. I love you too. Probably not in the same way. But I do. And, and when I'm in a cafe, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you.

Monica: Breathe, breathe, breathe. Good.
Chandler: Next time, can I say breathe?
Monica: No, last time you said it like Dracula and it scared her.

Chandler: So, any plans for the summer?
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
Chandler: Ha ... you may not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse? You know, going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Erica: What?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both. One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.

Phoebe: Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again. Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical. [singing] "When the sun comes up, bright and beaming, And the moon comes"-
Rachel: Morning.
Phoebe: Guess we'll never know how it ends.