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Friends: The Last One (Part One)

1017. The Last One (Part One)

Aired May 6, 2004

After Rachel and Ross spend the night together, he is surprised that she is still leaving for Paris. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica take Erica to the hospital as she goes into labor.

Quote from Monica

Chandler: How do you feel?
Erica: I'm tired.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Monica: I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: We only ordered one!

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Quote from Chandler

Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Monica, can I see you for a second? What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean, "What do we do?"
Chandler: Twins! Twins!
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking.
Chandler: Uh-huh. Join me, won't you? Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica: We can't split them up.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.

Quote from Chandler

Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins. This has never happened before.
Chandler: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
Monica: Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Monica: Anybody tell you?
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Monica: This is unbelievable.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Chandler: Interesting!

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
Phoebe: No, you don't. She's going to Paris. She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's- It's a city of Gunthers!

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: But Ross- Ross, what do you think she's going to say?
Ross: I don't know, but I- Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where- Where is my coat?!
Phoebe: You didn't bring one!

Quote from Gunther

Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah?
Gunther: I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you. Now, I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
Rachel: Gunther. I love you too. Probably not in the same way. But I do. And, and when I'm in a cafe, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Breathe, breathe, breathe. Good.
Chandler: Next time, can I say breathe?
Monica: No, last time you said it like Dracula and it scared her.

Quote from Monica

Monica: All right, I'll be right back.
Chandler: Where are you going?
Monica: To use the bathroom.
Chandler: You can't leave me alone with her.
Monica: What?
Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with.
Monica: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: So, any plans for the summer?
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
Chandler: Ha ... you may not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse? You know, going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Erica: What?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both. One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.

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