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Friends: The One with the Flashback

306. The One with the Flashback

Aired October 31, 1996

After Janice wonders if the six friends have ever slept with eachother, they reminisce about three years earlier when some of the group almost got together.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Mr. Heckles, no. No one is making any noise up here.
Mr. Heckles: You're disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: You don't play the oboe.
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe.
Phoebe: Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down.

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Quote from Chandler

Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow?
Chandler: Two. This photographer who seemed really dull and this actor guy who I'm not sure about. Because when he called and I answered the phone, "Chandler Bing", he said, "Whoa, short message!"

Quote from Phoebe

Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has slept with who of the six of you?
Phoebe: Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.

Quote from Joey

Ross: I'm sorry, the answer there would be none of us.
Janice: Come on. Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?
Joey: Well, that's really a different question.

Quote from Joey

Janice: I'm sorry. I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Joey: There was that one time Monica and Rachel got together.
Monica: What?
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no "time."
Joey: Okay, but let's say there was. How might that go?

Quote from Monica

Monica: I'll be back in just a minute. Phoebe, I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
Phoebe: You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone.
Monica: Oh. Then it must have been you.
Phoebe: Bye-bye. That's why I moved out.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Hey, while we're on that when are you gonna tell my sister that you don't live here anymore?
Monica: I think on some level, she already knows.
Ross: Phoebe, she doesn't know you sneak out every night. She doesn't know that you sneak back every morning. And she doesn't know that you've been living at your grandmother's for a week now.
Phoebe: Okay, well, maybe not on those levels.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: I'm never gonna find a roommate. Ever.
Phoebe: Nobody good?
Chandler: Well, let's see. There was the guy with the ferrets. That's plural. The spitter. Oh, yes, and the guy who enjoyed my name so much he made a little noise every time he said it. "Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing. Bing!" "Great apartment, Chandler Bing. Bing!"

Quote from Joey

Joey: Don't you wanna ask me any questions?
Chandler: Sure. What's up?
Joey: Well, I'm an actor. I'm fairly neat. I got my own TV. Oh, and don't worry, I'm totally okay with the gay thing.
Chandler: What gay thing?
Joey: Just, you know, in general. The whole "people-being-gay" thing.

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Hey, Mon.
Monica: Wanna hear something that sucks?
Chandler: Do I ever.
Monica: Chris says they're closing the bar.
Chandler: No way.
Monica: Yeah, apparently they're turning it into some sort of coffee place.
Chandler: Just coffee? Where are we gonna hang out now?
Monica: You got me.

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