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Friends: The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line

407. The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line

Aired November 13, 1997

When Joey misses date night with Kathy, Chandler keeps her company and his feelings for her reach breaking point. Meanwhile, Phoebe encourages Ross to play the keyboards in public.

Quote from Ross

Chandler: I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked. It was like torture.
Ross: You know, if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a big surprise.

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Quote from Joey

Chandler: I think it's time for you to settle down. Make a choice. Pick a lane.
Joey: Who's Elaine?

Quote from Ross

Ross: I want to play you another piece. Um. Oh, I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back, okay?

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Hey, aren't you up next?
Phoebe: Oh, no. I'm not playing tonight.
Rachel: Why not?
Phoebe: I can't follow Ross. That would be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps who had to follow the Beatles.

Quote from Monica

Phoebe: The keyboards?
Ross: Right. I mean, just a little in high school. But then I really I got into it in college. That's- That's when I really found my sound.
Monica: Oh, God. Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh, my God. I completely forgot about your sound.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I want to hear the sound.
Ross: No, I mean, I haven't played in so long. Well, it's really personal stuff.
Phoebe: Come on, play that funky music, white boy.

Quote from Monica

Monica: God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: What are you guys talking about? I loved it! It was so moving. Plus, it's just so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Chandler: You mean, music?

Quote from Chandler

Kathy: Is that Baywatch?
Chandler: Yes, but I just watch it for the articles.

Quote from Joey

Joey: It's me. Casey and l had a little car trouble.
Chandler: What happened?
Joey: We broke down. I have to get transmission fluid. Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon.
Chandler: Why can't you tell her?
Joey: I think my time is about to-
Chandler: Joey? Joey?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: I thought your time ran out.
Joey: Huh. Me too, but I guess I do have a couple more- [line drops]

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