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‘The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line’ Quotes

Friends: The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line

407. The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line

Aired November 13, 1997

When Joey misses date night with Kathy, Chandler keeps her company and his feelings for her reach breaking point. Meanwhile, Phoebe encourages Ross to play the keyboards in public.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Hey, aren't you up next?
Phoebe: Oh, no. I'm not playing tonight.
Rachel: Why not?
Phoebe: I can't follow Ross. That would be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps who had to follow the Beatles.

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Quote from Ross

Chandler: I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked. It was like torture.
Ross: You know, if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a big surprise.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: I think it's time for you to settle down. Make a choice. Pick a lane.
Joey: Who's Elaine?

Quote from Monica

Phoebe: The keyboards?
Ross: Right. I mean, just a little in high school. But then I really I got into it in college. That's- That's when I really found my sound.
Monica: Oh, God. Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh, my God. I completely forgot about your sound.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I want to hear the sound.
Ross: No, I mean, I haven't played in so long. Well, it's really personal stuff.
Phoebe: Come on, play that funky music, white boy.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I want to play you another piece. Um. Oh, I left my helicopter sounds on another disk.
I'll be right back, okay?

Quote from Monica

Monica: God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: What are you guys talking about? I loved it! It was so moving. Plus, it's just so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Chandler: You mean, music?

Quote from Chandler

Kathy: Is that Baywatch?
Chandler: Yes, but I just watch it for the articles.

Quote from Joey

Joey: It's me. Casey and l had a little car trouble.
Chandler: What happened?
Joey: We broke down. I have to get transmission fluid. Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon.
Chandler: Why can't you tell her?
Joey: I think my time is about to-
Chandler: Joey? Joey?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: I thought your time ran out.
Joey: Huh. Me too, but I guess I do have a couple more- [line drops]

Quote from Chandler

Kathy: So, what'd you do today?
Chandler: I had an appointment to get my hair cut.
Kathy: It looks great.
Chandler: And then it got canceled.
Kathy: Ah. Well, I could cut it.
Chandler: Really? Do you do that?
Kathy: Yeah, although I learned at my aunt's dog-grooming shop. What do you say?
Chandler: Dog grooming? Okay, just don't make my tail too poofy.

Quote from Chandler

Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Oh, thanks. I grow it myself.

Quote from Monica

[Ross is playing his "sound" in Central Perk]
Monica: You know, there's a Starbucks about three blocks down.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Phoebe, Ross sucks.
Rachel: Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.
Phoebe: Oh, my God, he's not even appreciated in his own time. I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Okay, Phoebe, you suck too.
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe, you're awful.
Phoebe: Aw, you guys. "You suck too."

Quote from Joey

Joey: You're amazing.
Chandler: No, this is amazing.
Joey: A TV that appears as if from nowhere. That's the dream!

Quote from Chandler

Joey: How did you afford all this?
Chandler: I'm 29. I mean, who needs a savings account?

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Is there any way, any way you think he will understand this?
Monica: You obviously haven't screwed over your friends. Which we all appreciate.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: You know, the sad thing is, if you ahd told him how you felt before you kissed her knowing Joey, he probably just would have stepped aside.
Chandler: Don't say that! That's not true, is it?
Phoebe: Yeah, maybe.
Monica: Yeah, he loves you.
Chandler: Well why didn't you tell me to do that?
Ross: I said something to Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yeah, that's right. And I thought it was a really good idea.
Rachel: Yeah, I remember.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Oh, my God. What am I going to do?
Rachel: Well, Chandler, you're going to have to tell him.
Chandler: Why? Why do I have to tell him?
Rachel: Because you do.
Chandler: Yeah, I know.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Well, your timing could not be better. She's not my girlfriend anymore.
Chandler: What?
Joey: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Chandler: When?
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first, I thought she was doing some kind of scene, that's why I let people watch.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking and one thing led to another, and-
Joey: And what? Did you sleep with her?
Chandler: No, I just kissed her.
Joey: What? That's even worse.
Chandler: How is that worse?
Joey: I don't know, but it's the same.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: You're right. I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.
Joey: Over the line? You're so far past the line, that you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you!

Quote from Joey

Joey: You know what? I will not watch your TV. I won't listen to your stereo. And there's a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that I'm not going to eat. And you know why?
Chandler: Probably because-
Joey: It's all tainted with your betrayal. From now on, this apartment is empty to me. I'm not happy about you either. [bread maker dings] And just so you know, I made that bread for you.

Quote from Ross

Phoebe: Oh, my God. He's lost it. He's totally lost it.
Monica: What?
Rachel: Phoebe, this is music that cannot get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
Ross: Thank you. Thanks. [to Phoebe] Yeah, I lost it. You know what, I'm not going to play any more. Would you? Can you finish my set?
Phoebe: After that? Yeah. No, I mean, if I can help.
Ross: Yeah, like I could lose it.
Rachel: What?
Ross: I played bad on purpose, guys.
Monica: Okay, you were trying to play bad this whole time.
Ross: No. Just that last song.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: So who wants to get some dinner with me later? I really wanna try that new Italian restaurant. Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Remember you said some restaurant must be really good because you saw all these Chinese people eating in there?
Monica: That's because it was a Chinese restaurant.


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