‘The One with the Pediatrician’
Season 9, Episode 3 - Aired October 10, 2002
Rachel searches for another pediatrician after her endless worries led their original doctor to "fire" them. After agreeing to move to Tulsa with Chandler, Monica is offered her dream job in New York. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey agree to set each other up on blind dates.
Quote from Monica
Rachel: I wonder why Ross said that he died?
Monica: Oh. Maybe he was getting him confused him with his childhood therapist.
Chandler: He saw a therapist?
Monica: Uh-huh. He used to have this recurring nightmare. It really freaked him out.
Rachel: Wow, what was it?
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
Quote from Ross
Ross: But I gotta get up early, and I'm not feeling well.
Rachel: You're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.
Ross: You know, come to think of it, it does feel rubella-like.
Quote from Ross
Dr. Gettelman: I think you just have a cold. It's definitely not strep.
Ross: Thanks, doctor.
Dr. Gettelman: Would you like a lollipop?
Ross: Do you even have to ask? [seeing Rachel] He is alive!
Quote from Ross
Nurse: Rossie? We're ready for you.
Ross: Um, yeah. Come on, Ross Jr. It's time to go in.
Boy: Mommy.
Girl: Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
Ross: Hey, I helped you find Waldo!
Quote from Ross
Chandler: Does he say that before he sticks his thermometer in your tushy?
Ross: Hey, I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college.
Chandler: That was not a security blanket. That was a wall hanging.
Ross: It didn't spend much time on the wall!
Quote from Mike
Mike: Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer. Apparently, I'm not a funny guy.
Quote from Monica
Ross: So, what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Chandler: Okay. Our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa. So as of Monday, I'm being officially relocated.
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: What?
Ross: Monday?
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Chandler: Well, they said it could be up to a year.
Ross: A year?
Rachel: Well, do you have to go?
Monica: Well, I kind of have to, don't I? Because of this stupid thing.
Chandler: There's nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?
Quote from Ross
Ross: You can't go. I mean, you're the glue that holds this group together.
Chandler: Really?
Ross: Not you.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Phoebe: I call their apartment!
All: No!
Quote from Joey
Rachel: You know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.
Ross: I went through this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
Rachel: Yeah. Just to be sure, I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
[Joey chuckles]
Rachel: Every time?
Joey: Uh-huh.