Stewardess: Can I help you?
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry, miss. Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident.

Joey: Hey, Pheebs. Listen, can you do me a favor? I forgot the PlN number to my ATM card. Can you get it for me?
Phoebe: Sure. Where is it?
Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner.
Phoebe: Oh, so you're 5-6-3-9?
Joey: That's it! Thanks, Pheebs.

Monica: It'll be perfect. You get to see Joey, plus, we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it our "Plane-aversary."
Chandler: Do we have to?

Monica: Plus, we get to have our own "Anni-Vegas-ry"! "An-Nevada-versary!"
Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.

Rachel: That'll be nice, actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, so you can walk around naked.
Rachel: No, so I can be by myself. You know, have a little alone time.
Phoebe: Naked alone time.
Rachel: No, Phoebe. Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?

[to Joey dressed as a gladiator]
Chandler: Love your condoms, my man.

Monica: It meant nothing. After all this time, how can you not trust me?
Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky, mustache men and don't tell me about it.

Rachel: Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
Ross: ls that so?
Rachel: Yeah.
Ross: Hey, lady. I don't care how much you want it, okay? I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!

Joey: You know, in Roman times, this was more than just a hat.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: Yeah, sure, sure. They would scrub the floors with it. They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty, so they would stick it right-

Ross: Hey, you know that teacher who had a baby with her student? [points at Rachel]