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Friends: The One in Vegas (Part 1)

523. The One in Vegas (Part 1)

Aired May 20, 1999

With Chandler hoping to make things up to Joey, he and Monica decide to visit Las Vegas for the one year anniversary of them hooking up. Phoebe, who missed out on the big London trip, decides to join them and invites Ross and Rachel, who can't travel for another day. Making the most of being alone in her apartment, Rachel takes Phoebe's advice and walks around naked, attracting Ross's attention.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, Pheebs. Listen, can you do me a favor? I forgot the PlN number to my ATM card. Can you get it for me?
Phoebe: Sure. Where is it?
Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner.
Phoebe: Oh, so you're 5-6-3-9?
Joey: That's it! Thanks, Pheebs.

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Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay, I ran into Richard.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Phoebe: Richard Simmons? Oh, my God.
Monica: No, my ex-boyfriend Richard. You know, the tall guy, mustache.
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, that actually makes more sense.

Quote from Monica

Monica: It'll be perfect. You get to see Joey, plus, we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it our "Plane-aversary."
Chandler: Do we have to?

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Plus, we get to have our own "Anni-Vegas-ry"! "An-Nevada-versary!"
Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: That'll be nice, actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, so you can walk around naked.
Rachel: No, so I can be by myself. You know, have a little alone time.
Phoebe: Naked alone time.
Rachel: No, Phoebe. Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: It's okay, you can give it to me when we get back.
Chandler: No, this is the worst thing that could happen on our anniversary ever.
Phoebe: Oh, good. All right. You decided to tell him about the Richard thing.
Chandler: What "Richard thing"?
Phoebe: Oh, no.
Chandler: What "Richard thing"?
Phoebe: Simmons. Go with Simmons.

Quote from Chandler

[to Joey dressed as a gladiator]
Chandler: Love your condoms, my man.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: It meant nothing. After all this time, how can you not trust me?
Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky, mustache men and don't tell me about it.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
Ross: ls that so?
Rachel: Yeah.
Ross: Hey, lady. I don't care how much you want it, okay? I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!

Quote from Joey

Joey: You know, in Roman times, this was more than just a hat.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: Yeah, sure, sure. They would scrub the floors with it. They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty, so they would stick it right-

Quote from Ross

Ross: Hey, you know that teacher who had a baby with her student? [points at Rachel]

Quote from Rachel

Stewardess: Can I help you?
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry, miss. Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Chandler, you are not gonna believe this. I have found my identical hand twin.
Chandler: What?
Joey: My identical hand twin.
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
Joey: It was incredible. The dealer's hands were exactly like mine. It was like looking at my hands in a mirror.
Chandler: Are sou sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror?
Joey: Don't you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire.
Chandler: How?
Joey: Well, look, I don't have it all worked out yet. But it's gotta mean big money. Come on, identical hands.
Chandler: Again, I must go back to ... how?
Joey: This is Vegas, man. People will pay to see freaky stuff. How much would you pay to see this hand twice?
Chandler: You know, I can't really put a price on that, Joe.
Joey: Hey, are you un-supporting me again?
Chandler: No, no. I support you 100%. I just didn't get it right away. Now I'm caught up. Identical hand twins. It's a million-dollar idea.
Joey: Right?

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Pheebs, I found my identical hand twin.
Phoebe: Oh, you're so lucky.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: [inner monologue] Oh, look what happened. Check me out. I'm in my kitchen naked. I'm picking up an orange. I'm naked. I'm lighting the candles. Naked. And carefully.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Don't come out here.
Chandler: No, I support you 100 percent and I wanna prove that to you in person.
Joey: I got that. I forgive you. Don't come out here.
Chandler: You haven't taken my calls for a week.
Joey: Well, I'm totally over it, Chandler. Friends forever. Don't come out here.
Woman: Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Chandler: What was that?
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. So, good talking to you and don't come out here, all right.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: So how was it?
Monica: It was really nice. I mean, we started talking and then I ended up having lunch with him.
Phoebe: That is so weird. I had a dream that you had lunch with Richard.
Monica: Really?
Phoebe: But again, Richard Simmons.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: So, now, why can't we tell Chandler?
Monica: Because it'll totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary, I just don't want anything to spoil that.
Phoebe: I can't believe you guys have lasted a whole year.
Monica: I know.
Phoebe: Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: On a totally different bet.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: It's almost our anniversary.
Chandler: I know. Can you believe that one year ago today, I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
Phoebe: Aww, now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too.
Chandler: You know what, Pheebs, it's kind of our anniversary.
Phoebe: Oh, please. You are not going to ditch me again like you did with London.
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with triplets.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Great story. I'm going.

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