Monica: What is that?
Ross: I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.
Monica: This is all of your things.
Ross: Yes. Yes, it is. No, but it's good. Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours. Together. You know, brand new.
Monica: So basically this is a "getting rid of anything Rachel ever touched sale".
Ross: Touched, used, sat on, slept on.
Gunther: I'll take it all.

Joey: Emily won't let Ross see Rachel. We're not going to stop seeing Rachel. Hence, Ross stops seeing us.
Phoebe: Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.
Chandler: Yeah, I know. We're losing Ross. Joey said "hence."

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. None of that. Not while you're living under my roof.
Monica: What?
Joey: Look, just because I know about you two doesn't mean I like looking at it.
Chandler: Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for an hour?
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman. And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition. Okay, look. If I have pretend to not know about you two, then you two are going to have to pretend there's nothing to know about it.
Monica: Okay. Sorry.
Chandler: Sorry.
[After Joey goes into his bedroom, Monica and Chandler start kissing]
Joey: I can hear that!
Monica: Rachel's at work. [Chandler and Monica leave]
Joey: I can still hear you!

Gunther: Ross. Ross, you can't put up flyers in here.
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Gunther: You can't.

Phoebe: You got off easy. When my friend Sylvie's husband said someone else's name in bed she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
Ross: I guess I'm lucky Emily is not magic.
Phoebe: Oh, she is. We all are.

Chandler: You're really okay with this?
Ross: Yes. It's kind of far from work but, you know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I've been given the gift of time.
Chandler: That's so funny because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.

Monica: God, I feel so guilty about Ross.
Phoebe: I know.
Joey: I kind of feel like it's my fault.
Chandler: Kind of? If you had just kept this to yourself, none of this would have happened.
Joey: Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out.
Chandler: Well, I think it's very brave what you said.

Joey: Look, Ross. I feel really bad. You're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.
Chandler: Yeah, we are so sorry.
Phoebe: You're kind of stepping on the song.

Joey: Look, we were way out of line, all right? We totally support you.
Monica: Whatever you decide, whatever you do.
Phoebe: Okay, now you're just taking lines right out of the song.

Joey: You know, I think I kind of understand why I lost it today.
Ross: You do, huh?
Joey: You see, I'm an actor, right? So I got to keep my emotions right at the surface, you know? Listen, I got a lot of balls in the air, you know what I mean? It's tough. Guys like me, you know. You wander around. You're alone.
Ross: What are you talking about?
Joey: I'm not sure.