Joey Tribbiani: How you doin'?

Joey Tribbiani: How you doin'?

A collection of quotes featuring Joey's pick-up line. "I look a woman up and down, and I say 'Hey. How you doin'?'"

Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Crush

Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey: Well, what I do is, I look a woman up and down, and I say "Hey. How you doin'?"

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Quote from Phoebe in The One with Rachel's Crush

Phoebe: Oh, please.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
[Phoebe giggles]

Quote from Joey in The One in Vegas (Part 2)

Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doin'?
Rachel: I'm doing good, baby. How you doin'?
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore.

Quote from Joey in The One with All the Wedding Dresses

Chandler: Check out that girl. She's really hot.
Joey: Yeah, she is. Wow. [falling asleep] How you doin'? [Chandler hits Joey] What?
Chandler: You're coming on to the entire room.

Quote from Joey in The One with Joey's Porsche

Joey: Careful around my Porsche.
Woman: Hi, Joey.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
Woman: He has the most amazing Porsche under there.
Joey: I'd love to show you, but I just tucked her in. She's sleeping. Hey, would you girls like to go for a drink?
[A kid playing football crashes into Joey's "Porsche", revealing nothing but cardboard boxes under the car cover]

Quote from Joey in The One Where Phoebe Runs

Chandler: Now, how's that going? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?
Joey: Yeah, so far. But it's tough. I've got all this built-up flirting energy, and I don't know how to get rid of it. [to Monica] How you doin'?

Quote from Joey in The One Where Phoebe Runs

Janine: You know, I just don't feel that way about you.
Joey: Oh. I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Janine: I don't think so.
Joey: Oh, I do. How you doin'?
Janine: I'm okay.
Joey: What?
Janine: What?
Joey: Oh, dear God.

Quote from Joey in The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)

Joey: Well, it's always nice to meet fans. [to Monica] She's not crazy, is she?
Monica: No.
Joey: So, how you doin'?

Quote from Joey in The One with the Truth About London

Phoebe: I'm really glad you guys are okay, but I just keep thinking what would've happened if you two had hooked up.
[fantasy:]
Monica: Honey, dinner's ready!
Joey: What's my little chef got for me tonight?
Monica: Your favorite.
Joey: Ho, ho, ho, fried stuff with cheese.
Monica: Yep, and lots of it!
Joey: Thanks, sweetheart. Give me a little sugar. [Joey picks up a piece of food] How you doin'?

Quote from Joey in The One Where Monica Sings

Joey: They totally match. They look great. They look great. [admiring his reflection] How you doin'?

Quote from Joey in The One with the Mugging

Female Producer: Leonard, can we talk to you for a moment?
Leonard Hayes: Yes? You've got to be kidding. See, he can't act. Hey, I don't care if you think he's hot. You know, if you want to sleep with him, do it on your own time. This is a play. No, listen. If you insist on this I will call my agent so fast on a cell phone that has a connection that is so clear, he's gonna think I'm next door.
Joey: Hi, thank you so much for whispering for my benefit. Look, if you just tell me what I did wrong. I'd love to work on it and come back and try it again for you. [to the female producer] And also, how you doin'?

Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Sister

Rachel: This is Chandler. And you know Monica and Ross. And that's Phoebe. And that's Joey.
Joey: How you doin'?
Rachel: Don't.