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Friends: The One with Chandler's Work Laugh

512. The One with Chandler's Work Laugh

Aired January 21, 1999

When Monica attends a work function with Chandler, she is disappointed to see how he sucks up to his boss. Meanwhile, Rachel tries to get Monica to reveal her relationship with Chandler. After hearing that Emily is engaged again, Ross has a one night stand with an unlikely woman.

Quote from Janice

Janice: Okay, I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't wait forever.
Rachel: Yeah, no, that's what I was thinking.

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Quote from Janice

Janice: Ross, you left your scarf in- Hey, you guys. [laughs]

Quote from Ross

Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Ross: You're sure? I can stay out as late as you want. I told you I'm on sabbatical from work?
Janice: Yes, yes. You did.
Ross: Oh, man!
Janice: What is wrong now?
Ross: This isn't what I ordered. Man! Can't anything go right in my life? First, my marriage falls apart, and then-
Janice: I know. I know. And then you lose your apartment, then you lose your job, then your ex-wife gets married so fast. And now the coffee. Argh! Ross, we need to talk.
Ross: Okay. Sometimes I feel-
Janice: No, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Ross: What?
Janice: You're a very sweet person, Ross. Unfortunately, I just don't think I can take another second of you whining.
Ross: Let me make sure I'm hearing this right. You're ending this with me because I'm too whiny? So you're saying I've become so whiny that l annoy you, Janice.
Janice: Well, yeah!
Ross: Oh, my God!
Janice: Are you going to be okay?
Ross: I am now.

Quote from Janice

Joey: Hi.
Janice: Oh, hi. Well, I guess that's two out of three, Joey! [laughs]

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Dude, we got to talk. I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else. I hope this isn't too weird, but I had a thing with Janice.
[Chandler laughs]
Ross: You're not mad?
Chandler: Why would I be mad?
Ross: Because there's certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.
Chandler: I am mad. But you know what I'm going to do, I'm going to forgive you. Because that's what friends do. They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said. All the things on the list, there.
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: But I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Ross: Okay.
Chandler: I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent-free.
Ross: All right.
Chandler: And I want you to remember that I gave you twenty-seven dollars. No strings attached! Now, if you can't remember that I think we should write it down. Let's write it down!

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Come on, Joey.
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night. It's not that big a deal. So Monica and Chandler are doing it.
Rachel: I cannot believe you would say that.
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are "making love."

Quote from Ross

Ross: Hey, Gunther, could I have a scone? Want to hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married. Yeah, and weddings are happy occasions. Oh, and by the by, it's my ex-wife, Emily.
Chandler: Sorry, man.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Ross: Oh, thanks, Gunther. [Ross smashes the scone on the coffee table] Stupid British snack food!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You know what might help you deal with it? Think about it this way. You and Emily are in the past. And you can't be mad about the past. Well, are you still mad about, you know, the Louisiana Purchase?
Rachel: Pheebs, I don't think anybody's mad about that.
Phoebe: Exactly. Because it's in the past.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: What was that?
Chandler: What?
Monica: That noise you just made?
Chandler: Oh, that was my work laugh.
Monica: Your work laugh?
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Believe me, if you're going to survive this party, you're going to have to come up with one too.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Everybody at work loved you last night. And they like me more just because I was with you. I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Anyway, I'm going to go try to find a racket.
Monica: I thought you already had one.
Chandler: Oh, I used to, but then Joey thought it'd be fun to go hit rocks at bigger rocks.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Everybody ready to go to the movies?
Ross: Actually, I think I'm going to skip it.
Joey: Really?
Ross: Yeah, I'm going to stay and read my book. I just want to be alone right now.
Joey: Sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. They get mail and stuff.

Quote from Monica

Chandler: I think we should let them win the next game.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.

Quote from Monica

Monica: We own those two. Look at them. He can't even breathe, and she's popping pills.
Chandler: You're not giving them a chance.
Monica: They have rackets, don't they?

Quote from Monica

Monica: I can't believe you let them win.
Chandler: Well, at least you hid your feelings well about it.
Monica: I was frustrated.
Chandler: It's my racket.
Monica: I was frustrated with you.

Quote from Joey

Monica: I'm telling you, something's wrong. My brother doesn't stay out all night.
Joey: Maybe we should check the trash chute.
Rachel: Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.
Joey: That's right. He almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.

Quote from Phoebe

Janice: So I'm asking you, please, just take a moment before you judge me.
Phoebe: Oh, nobody's judging you.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Okay, I know what you guys are going to say.
Phoebe: You two would have very hairy children.
Ross: Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: So are you actually going to see her again?
Joey: Phoebe, don't put ideas in his head!
Ross: I am going to see her again.
Joey: Damn it, Phoebe!

Quote from Monica

Monica: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
Monica: What?
Rachel: I overheard you on the phone the other day. You said, "I'll just tell Rachel I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" And you said: "No, you know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."
Monica: Well, it sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there, Rach. Wow. Let me know how that one turns out.
Rachel: Well, I wouldn't know, because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening you would have heard me call him Mister Big-ot. Mr.
Bigot. I mean, he tells the most racist jokes.
Rachel: All right. So that's it. You're telling me there's nothing going on between you and Chandler?
Monica: Me and Chandler? [Monica's work laugh]

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Honey? I just don't think you understood the joke.
Chandler: Really?
Monica: I mean, it was really funny. I just don't think that you got it. You see, Kara's coffee is weak-tasting. But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now, honey?
Chandler: I think I do! [Chandler and Monica do their work laughs] Thank you, Monica.
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Chandler: Coffee in a fight! [Chandler and Monica do their work laughs]

Quote from Monica

Monica: Joey? Oh, my God, Rachel. Hey.
Rachel: Hi.
Monica: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well, I was actually- I came over here to borrow this lamp to look at my books. You know, see them a little better.
Monica: Okay, great. Well, what I was doing in Chandler's room is that I was cleaning it. In fact, he pays me to clean it.
Rachel: What a great way to make some extra pocket money.
Monica: When I said to you earlier that I was at work, I'm at my new work.
Rachel: Good enough. Right? Okay, well, I'm going to go look at my books.
Monica: Okay. I'm going to go get back to my new job.
Rachel: Congratulations on your new job.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: I mean, I talked for hours. It is amazing to have someone give you such focused attention.
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that. You've got us.
Joey: The duck gets the Nutter Butter.
Phoebe: No. Hey, that's not a Nutter Butter. That's an old won ton.
Joey: Judge rules Nutter Butter.
Phoebe: Oh, tough call.


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