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Friends: The One Where the Stripper Cries

1011. The One Where the Stripper Cries

Aired February 5, 2004

When Monica and Rachel throw Phoebe a bachelorette party, she is disappointed at the lack of raunchy fun. Meanwhile, Joey is a celebrity guest on the game show Pyramid, and Ross and Chandler dredge up old memories when they attend their college reunion.

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Seriously, where did this happen?
Ross: Okay. After you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now- Now, I find out that you kissed her first.
Chandler: Wait, what bed did you say she was on?
Ross: Mine.
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Monica: Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ross: No! No! No!
Monica: Yes!
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Monica: I was the pile of coats!

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Quote from Chandler

Ross: Oh, my God!
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?!
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!

Quote from Joey

Donny Osmond: Now, Gene, I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game. All right. Describe for Joey "things you find in your refrigerator."
Joey: Bah, they might as well just give us the points.
Donny Osmond: Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Go.
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock. A dog. The Earth.
Gene: Pass. You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami. Anchovies. Jam.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's made from eggs.
Joey: Chickens?
Gene: Pass. You put this on a hamburger.
Joey: Ketchup!
Gene: Yes!
Joey: Relish!
Gene: Stop.

Quote from Ross

Ross: So I made out with Adrienne, and you made out with Missy. Well, I guess we're even.
Chandler: Mm-hmm.
Ross: We are even, right?
Chandler: [sighs] Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, "Who does Ross like more than anybody?"
Ross: What did you do to my mom?

Quote from Joey

Donny Osmond: Welcome to the Winner's Circle. Joey, Gene, you guys ready?
Joey: Yeah.
Gene: Sure.
Donny Osmond: Okay. Give me 60 seconds on the clock, please. Ready? Go.
Gene: [answer: Types of Trees] Oak. Maple. Elm. Birch.
Joey: I don't know. Types of trees?
Gene: [answer: Spanish Words] Buenos días. Enchilada. Por favor.
Joey: Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't know any Spanish words.
Gene: [answer: Things That Burn] A match. A candle.
Joey: Things that go "tss" when you put them out.
Gene: A torch. A bonfire. Your pee.
Joey: Things that burn!
Gene: [answer: What a Dog Might Say] "I'd like to go for a walk." "Scratch my belly."
Joey: Dude. Dude, I think you're losing it.
Gene: "I have fur." "I like to bark."
Joey: Oh, oh, oh. What a dog says.
Gene: [answer: Pizza Toppings] Pepperoni.
Joey: Pizza toppings! Next.
Gene: [answer: Supermodels] Cindy Crawford. Christie Brinkley. Heidi Klum. Claudia Schiffer. Christy Turlington. Kate Moss.
Joey: Girls Chandler could never get?
Gene: Supermodels!
Joey: Where?

Quote from Joey

Joey: Oh, so we didn't win. But it's fun to play the game, right?
Gene: I got a kid starting college. I have to get surgery on my knee. You just lost me 10 grand.
Joey: Oh, wow. I'm so sorry. Okay, I promise, we'll do better next time.
Gene: Well, I will, because I won't be playing with you.
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard. Like, why would there be a ghost in my fridge? Yeah.

Quote from Monica

Joey: Hey, guys-
Monica: Wait! Let me tell them.
Joey: Sure.
Monica: Joey's gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show.
Ross: Really? Which one?
Monica: Fish. Seaweed. A sunken ship.
Ross: Things you find in the ocean. [gasps] You're gonna be on Pyramid!

Quote from Chandler

Ross: It's so weird to see all these people again. Oh, my God, look. There's Jeffrey Klarik.
Chandler: Who?
Ross: He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamborino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.
Chandler: Did I go to this school?

Quote from Joey

Joey: I know it can be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but relax. I'm just like you, only better-looking and richer.

Quote from Joey

Donny Osmond: All right? Now, we flipped a coin before the show. Gene, you won the toss, so you'll start. Which category would you like?
Gene: I'll take "You Crossed the Line."
Donny Osmond: "You Crossed the Line." Joey describe for Gene these things that have lines. Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please. Ready? Go.
Joey: [answer: supermarket] Uh, okay, it's a store like a supermarket. [warble sound] Oh, I see what I did there. Okay, okay.
[answer: notebook] I'm writing in my-
Gene: Diary.
Joey: No, more like a notebook. [warble sound] Damn it! Okay.
[answer: blueprint] Oh, if I'm building a house, the plan isn't called a "shmooprint"- [warble sound] I can't do that either?
[answer: football field] Oh, in high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the?
Gene: Cafeteria?
Joey: Yeah, but that's not what they're looking for.

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