Friends Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- 601 The One After Vegas
- 602 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
- 603 The One with Ross's Denial
- 604 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
- 605 The One with Joey's Porsche
- 606 The One on the Last Night
- 607 The One Where Phoebe Runs
- 608 The One with Ross's Teeth
- 609 The One Where Ross Got High
- 610 The One with the Routine
- 611 The One with the Apothecary Table
- 612 The One with the Joke
- 613 The One with Rachel's Sister
- 614 The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
- 615 The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)
- 616 The One That Could Have Been (Part 2)
- 617 The One with Unagi
- 618 The One Where Ross Dates a Student
- 619 The One with Joey's Fridge
- 620 The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
- 621 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
- 622 The One Where Paul's the Man
- 623 The One with the Ring
- 624 The One with the Proposal (Part 1)
- 625 The One with the Proposal (Part 2)
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
Friends

A group of friends confront the challenges of life as their twenties turn into their thirties in New York City.
Starring:
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer.
Recurring Actors:
James Michael Tyler, Maggie Wheeler, Elliot Gould, Christina Pickles, Paul Rudd, June Gable, Marlo Thomas, Ron Leibman, Christina Applegate, Reese Witherspoon, Hank Azaria, Jane Sibbett, Jessica Hecht.
Original Run: 1994-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Ross in The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Monica: I'm sure Dad doesn't care. He probably thought it was funny. He'll be telling this story for years.
Chandler: I don't want him to tell this story for years.
Ross: Oh, but he will. He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.
Monica: I wasn't escaping.
Ross: Then how'd you get caught in the barbed wire?
Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel.
Ross: You were trying to eat it!
Popular Quotes
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!
Quote from Joey in The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Amy in The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Amy: Listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything because you know, you'd be dead. But I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily.
Ross: Emma.
Amy: Emma, Ross wants you.
Phoebe: Phoebe!
Amy: Why does she keep making that noise?
Quote Collections
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“The One with All the Christmas Quotes”
Enjoy quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Friends.
32 quotes
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Joey Tribbiani's best quotes about food.
42 quotes
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Quotes from Ross and Rachel's relationship.
24 quotes
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“The One with All the Thanksgiving Quotes”
Enjoy the best quotes from the Thanksgiving episodes of Friends.
30 quotes
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“Ross Geller: We Were on a Break!”
As Ross was keen to remind his friends, he and Rachel were on a break when he slept with another woman.
16 quotes
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“Joey Tribbiani: How you doin'?”
A collection of quotes featuring Joey's pick-up line, "Hey. How you doin'?"
12 quotes
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“Regina Phalange, International Woman of Intrigue”
Regina Phalange, the alias of Phoebe Buffay.
9 quotes
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Showcasing the unique musical talent of Phoebe Buffay.
44 quotes
Trending Quotes
Quote from Joey in The One with the Truth About London
Joey: Anyway, I started on what I'm gonna say for the ceremony. You want to hear it?
Monica: Yeah.
Joey: Listen, this is just the first draft, so... "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." Eh? "It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: [to Monica] Should we call the spitter?
Quote from Joey in The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 602. The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
- 601. The One After Vegas
- 817. The One with the Tea Leaves
- 401. The One with the Jellyfish
- 617. The One with Unagi
- 605. The One with Joey's Porsche
- 625. The One with the Proposal (Part 2)
- 905. The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
- 604. The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
- 724. The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)
Most Popular Episodes
- 714. The One Where They All Turn Thirty
- 1013. The One Where Joey Speaks French
- 1002. The One Where Ross Is Fine
- 1003. The One with Ross's Tan
- 710. The One with the Holiday Armadillo
- 905. The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
- 601. The One After Vegas
- 524. The One in Vegas (Part 2)
- 511. The One with All the Resolutions
- 611. The One with the Apothecary Table