Friends Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- 601 The One After Vegas
- 602 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
- 603 The One with Ross's Denial
- 604 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
- 605 The One with Joey's Porsche
- 606 The One on the Last Night
- 607 The One Where Phoebe Runs
- 608 The One with Ross's Teeth
- 609 The One Where Ross Got High
- 610 The One with the Routine
- 611 The One with the Apothecary Table
- 612 The One with the Joke
- 613 The One with Rachel's Sister
- 614 The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
- 615 The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)
- 616 The One That Could Have Been (Part 2)
- 617 The One with Unagi
- 618 The One Where Ross Dates a Student
- 619 The One with Joey's Fridge
- 620 The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
- 621 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
- 622 The One Where Paul's the Man
- 623 The One with the Ring
- 624 The One with the Proposal (Part 1)
- 625 The One with the Proposal (Part 2)
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
Friends

A group of friends confront the challenges of life as their twenties turn into their thirties in New York City.
Starring:
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer.
Recurring Actors:
James Michael Tyler, Maggie Wheeler, Elliot Gould, Christina Pickles, Paul Rudd, June Gable, Marlo Thomas, Ron Leibman, Christina Applegate, Reese Witherspoon, Hank Azaria, Jane Sibbett, Jessica Hecht.
Original Run: 1994-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Joey in The One with the Truth About London
Joey: Then let me do it.
Chandler: Joe-
Joey: No, I've been thinking. I'm an actor, so I won't get nervous in front of people. I won't spit and I won't stare at Monica's breasts. Everyone knows I'm an ass man.
Monica: That is true.
Joey: But the most important thing is, it won't be some stranger who barely knows you. It'll be me. And I swear, I'll do a really good job. Plus, I love you guys and it would really mean a lot to me.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!
Quote from Joey in The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Joey in The One with the Truth About London
Chandler: How can I not be upset? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out she wanted you first.
Joey: Yeah, for like a half an hour one night. Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life. We look at you and we see you together, and it just it fits, you know? And you just know it's gonna last forever.
Chandler: That's what you should say.
Joey: What?
Chandler: When you're marrying us, that's what you should say.
Joey: Really? I could do it?
Chandler: I'd love you to do it.
Chandler: But those are the words. Those exact words.
Joey: Well, I don't remember exactly but it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.
Quote Collections
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“The One with All the Christmas Quotes”
Enjoy quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Friends.
32 quotes
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Joey Tribbiani's best quotes about food.
42 quotes
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Quotes from Ross and Rachel's relationship.
24 quotes
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“The One with All the Thanksgiving Quotes”
Enjoy the best quotes from the Thanksgiving episodes of Friends.
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“Ross Geller: We Were on a Break!”
As Ross was keen to remind his friends, he and Rachel were on a break when he slept with another woman.
16 quotes
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“Joey Tribbiani: How you doin'?”
A collection of quotes featuring Joey's pick-up line, "Hey. How you doin'?"
12 quotes
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“Regina Phalange, International Woman of Intrigue”
Regina Phalange, the alias of Phoebe Buffay.
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Showcasing the unique musical talent of Phoebe Buffay.
44 quotes
Trending Quotes
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Phoebe: Thanks for the great movie tip.
Monica: Did you like it?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. I don't know if I was happier when George Bailey destroyed the business or Donna Reed cried or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed.
Monica: All right, I'll give you the ear thing, but didn't you think the ending was pretty wonderful?
Phoebe: I didn't watch the ending. I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse. It should've been called: "It's a Sucky Life, And Just When You Think It Can't Suck Anymore, It Does!"
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Nap Partners
Ross: It is time for you to give your maid-of-honor speech.
Rachel: Oh, wait a minute. We haven't even prepared-
Ross: Go.
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay. Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as- Okay, no. Forget that! That sucks! Okay, never mind. Forget it. I met- I met Monica when we were just a couple of 6-year-olds, and became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a 6-year-old. Thank you. Thank you very much. I've known them separately and together. And to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Quote from Chandler in The One Where They're Going to Party
Ross: How sad are we?
Joey: Yeah, I know.
Chandler: You know what? We're not sad. We're not sad. We're just not 21 anymore. You know? I'm 29 years old, damn it! I want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch TV and go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 601. The One After Vegas
- 602. The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
- 817. The One with the Tea Leaves
- 401. The One with the Jellyfish
- 605. The One with Joey's Porsche
- 617. The One with Unagi
- 905. The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
- 625. The One with the Proposal (Part 2)
- 604. The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
- 509. The One with Ross's Sandwich
Most Popular Episodes
- 714. The One Where They All Turn Thirty
- 1013. The One Where Joey Speaks French
- 1002. The One Where Ross Is Fine
- 710. The One with the Holiday Armadillo
- 1003. The One with Ross's Tan
- 524. The One in Vegas (Part 2)
- 511. The One with All the Resolutions
- 611. The One with the Apothecary Table
- 617. The One with Unagi
- 905. The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner