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The Goldbergs

The Goldbergs

A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.

Starring: Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Recurring Actors: Bryan Callen, AJ Michalka, Tim Meadows, Matt Bush, Noah Munck, Shayne Topp, Kenny Ridwan, David Koechner.
Original Run: 2013-2023.

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Quote from Pops in The Darryl Dawkins Dance

Murray: This might partially be my fault. I may have said something along the lines of old people die and he may have come to conclusions.
Pops: What conclusions?
Murray: You know, if you're at the deli counter of life, and you've got your ticket. You're gonna get your sandwich sooner than other people will.
Pops: What is this horrible deli? I hate this deli.
Murray: We all gotta eat there sometime.
Pops: Well, I'm just gonna have a pickle.
Murray: Can't just have a pickle.
Pops: I can and I will.
Murray: You can't just have a pickle.
Pops: I'm in better shape than you! Check out these guns!


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