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35Quotes from ‘Cowboy Country’

The Goldbergs: Cowboy Country

212. Cowboy Country

Aired February 11, 2015

Beverly is upset that her little boy is growing up when Adam makes a big romantic gesture for Dana, but Adam doesn't feel much like a man just yet. Meanwhile, Lainey invites Barry and Murray to watch football with her dad, but things get off to a rocky start when they support opposing teams.

Quote from Barry

Barry: If I hear you say no again, I'm hulking out. We're talking screaming and swearing. I'm gonna smash this decorative box.
Murray: Do not hulk out. Do not smash that decorative box.
Barry: Say goodbye to the decorative box.
Murray: Your mom keeps her knick-knacks in there.
Barry: I'll destroy her knick-knacks too! Hulk doesn't respect knick-knacks..

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Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Stop your stomping. I get it. Your little feet are mad.

Quote from Adam

Murray: What the hell are you doing?
Adam: I'm stimulating the follicles. I read it in GQ. It's a magazine for stylish men of means.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Oh, I love you too, Erica. This is my daughter. I baked her in my tummy.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Big Bad Adam ain't afraid of no water tower. Or ghosts, F.Y.I.

Quote from Pops

Adam: I could give her my sweet green lantern ring.
Pops: Or you keep looking.
Adam: No, it's perfect.
Pops: Just sleep on it.
Adam: Why? It glows with everything.
Pops: It's for nerds, okay? Nerds! I'm sorry, you left me no choice.

Quote from Barry

Barry: I got the Polaroid. Say peach fuzz!

Quote from Barry

Barry: Hey, Big Tasty knows how to handle Murray Goldberg. There's a 100% chance he'll be there.

Quote from Adam

Pops: Buns of Steel? "Just five minutes a day for the working mom on the go."
Adam: That can vaguely apply to me.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: No. You said one day I could give it to the woman of my choosing, and I choose Dana.
Beverly: By woman of your choosing, I meant of our choosing.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Ring ring. Who's there? It's me. I want my ring back.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Stop calling my parts little. I'm a man! A big man!

Quote from Murray

Murray: Nobody knows the sound eagles make. Nobody!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Don't look at me like that. I know what you're thinking, but he crossed a line with that ring. And don't tell me I'm trying to keep him a baby forever, because I'm not. Although he is growing up at an alarming rate. And this isn't because I am devastated or jealous or threatened that he's got a new woman in his life. Because she is not a woman, she is a girl. And I am the woman. I'm his mother, of course, but he's mine. Ours. All of ours. Shut up!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Tell me where my favorite child is or this is gonna get real mean.
Erica: Meaner than that?

Quote from Adam

Adam: Get scared boys, Goldberg's coming for you.

Quote from Adam

Adam: I'm actually four months and sixteen days older than her, and we're together.

Quote from Adam

Dana: Are you standing on your tiptoes?
Adam: Don't think so.

Quote from Adam

Erica: Oh my God, are you using my Lady Bic?
Adam: I'm stimulating the follicles.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: What's with all the yelling? Oh my joy, is my baby trying to shave?

Quote from Barry

Barry: You went through my backpack and ate my pudding? Who does that?
Lainey: Oh, I love it when my boyfriend flies into a rage over pudding.

Quote from Barry

Lainey: My dad has to meet your dad first. It's like his only rule. He needs to know you come from good stock.
Barry: I don't. You've seen my stock, it's like terrible stock.

Quote from Murray

Murray: There's a 0% chance I will be there.

Quote from Murray

Murray: It's the biggest game of the year. It's the only thing I care about in the entire world.
Barry: More than your child?
Murray: Yes! You put me in a position where I had to say it and, now that I did, I feel free.

Quote from Murray

Barry: Do you even listen when I talk?
Murray: I get the gist of it. Say no a lot. I make it work.
Barry: I'm cool with that.

Quote from Erica

Adam: Mom says I'm a ten.
Erica: She also says Barry can be a doctor.
Adam: Oh God, Pops, help me. It's a lie, I'm not a ten.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: There, you happy now?
Beverly: I do. I mean, I am.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I know we just met, but I want to live with you Bill. I choose you.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Fine, I'll give her a ring of my own. I'll mow every damn lawn in this town if I have to. What do I need to score a ring like that, 10/12 Gs?

Quote from Erica

Erica: Run, run, and show her what a man you are. What a tiny little man you are.

Quote from Erica

Erica: You think a few curlers scare me? Wow, you put those in fast. You're like a hair ninja.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Okay, maybe I like you a little more than the Eagles. Don't tell the Eagles.


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