‘Cowboy Country’
Season 2, Episode 12 - Aired February 11, 2015
Beverly is upset that her little boy is growing up when Adam makes a big romantic gesture for Dana, but Adam doesn't feel much like a man just yet. Meanwhile, Lainey invites Barry and Murray to watch football with her dad, but things get off to a rocky start when they support opposing teams.
Quote from Barry
Barry: If I hear you say no again, I'm hulking out. We're talking screaming and swearing. I'm gonna smash this decorative box.
Murray: Do not hulk out. Do not smash that decorative box.
Barry: Say goodbye to the decorative box.
Murray: Your mom keeps her knick-knacks in there.
Barry: I'll destroy her knick-knacks too! Hulk doesn't respect knick-knacks..
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Stop your stomping. I get it. Your little feet are mad.
Quote from Adam
Murray: What the hell are you doing?
Adam: I'm stimulating the follicles. I read it in GQ. It's a magazine for stylish men of means.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, I love you too, Erica. This is my daughter. I baked her in my tummy.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Big Bad Adam ain't afraid of no water tower. Or ghosts, F.Y.I.
Quote from Pops
Adam: I could give her my sweet green lantern ring.
Pops: Or you keep looking.
Adam: No, it's perfect.
Pops: Just sleep on it.
Adam: Why? It glows with everything.
Pops: It's for nerds, okay? Nerds! I'm sorry, you left me no choice.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Hey, Big Tasty knows how to handle Murray Goldberg. There's a 100% chance he'll be there.
Quote from Adam
Pops: Buns of Steel? "Just five minutes a day for the working mom on the go."
Adam: That can vaguely apply to me.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: No. You said one day I could give it to the woman of my choosing, and I choose Dana.
Beverly: By woman of your choosing, I meant of our choosing.