Instructor: And pose. Not bad, ladies.
Beverly: Not bad? Uh, we have taken our passion and made it happen.

Coach Mellor: Oof. That was tough to watch. Well, Coach is here for you. Except during lunch. That's when I have my 67-vegetable smoothie. But I'm happy to talk again on my jog home.

Beverly: You've been flashdanced!

Emmy Mirsky: Look, I appreciate the crappy effort. But I kinda spent lunch making out with Brian McMahon.
Adam: What do you even see in that guy?
Emmy Mirsky: He's handsome and athletic and cool.
Adam: Name one cool guy who doesn't talk.
Emmy Mirsky: Snake Eyes from "G.I. Joe."
Adam: Name one more.
Emmy Mirsky: Teller from Penn and Teller.
Adam: Name another.
Emmy Mirsky: Snoopy.
Adam: He's the best.
Emmy Mirsky: Odd Job from James Bond, Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers.
Adam: All right, stop dancing in the end zone.

Beverly: That's 'cause they're kind, stupid liars. I mean, no offense, but anyone who's seen Linda dance knows she's got no boogie from the waist down.
Linda Schwartz: Excuse me?!
Beverly: Admit it, you jacked up your back carrying around your kid for far too long.
Linda Schwartz: Geoff's 11-year-old legs got tired easily.
Beverly: And don't get me started on Essie's jazz hands.
Essie Karp: What's wrong with my jazz hands?
Beverly: They are crooked and calloused from years of scrubbing greasy pans and wiping tushies.
Essie Karp: I was gonna cover them with sparkly gloves for the show.
Beverly: And, Ginzy, all those years of stress raising four rowdy boys has given you such a nervous mom-tummy that you make poots all through this class.
Virginia Kremp: You know about my poots?

Beverly: That was a stupid, stupid thing to do, moving your body to music like that!

Beverly: [record scratches] Can we start again?
[The audience is silent]
Barry: Is she asking me? Is this my decision?

Adult Adam: [v.o.] This was the '80s, the golden age of the cheesy dance movie. Most notably, "Flashdance", the tale of a working-class girl who wanted to boogie with the best.
Virginia Kremp: I don't think she's ever gonna get into this dance school.
Linda Schwartz: Even the lady judge isn't supporting her.
Beverly: This movie is insane. She's so graceful and yet from Pittsburgh?

Beverly: Break out your hottest leg warmers, ladies! It's time to flashdance.
Essie Karp: "Bring your boogie-woogie and a towel"? Ehh.
Beverly: Come on. It's our chance to live the very realistic story of a steelworker turned modern dancer.
Linda Schwartz: Please. No one wants to see four moms shake their tushes at the JCC.
Beverly: Our entire lives revolve around our kids. But I have learned something very important from the Bevolution.
Linda Schwartz: Is that still a thing?
Beverly: The biggest. And it's taught me that unless we make time for ourselves, our wonderful families will leech us dry of our youth and spirit.

Coach Mellor: All right, welcome to pickleball! Do not be fooled by its comically delightful name. Pickleball is a serious sport. It combines the greatest elements of tennis, badminton, and Ping-Pong. Time to pick your pickleball partner. Just make sure your partner for pickleball doesn't already have a pickleball partner picked! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!