‘Family Takes Care of Beverly’
Season 2, Episode 5 - Aired October 29, 2014
After Pops accidentally burns down his apartment during a Halloween party, he gets evicted so Beverly moves him into the family home. Murray is put out by Pops' active lifestyle and decides to look at other housing options. Meanwhile, after Barry stops Erica from eating Pop Rocks candy with soda, he believes he saved her life and that she owes him.
Quote from Erica
Barry: I just saved your life.
Erica: What?
Barry: According to the way of the Samurai, you're my servant until the debt is repaid.
Erica: That's not a thing.
Barry: Oh, it is. It's the Bushido code.
Erica: Well, that sounds like complete Bushido.
Quote from Pops
Murray: Rule number four: no coming in after 10 o'clock.
Pops: Ten in the morning or ten in the evening?
Murray: Why would anyone come in at ten in the morning?
Pops: Why would anyone come in at ten in the evening?
Quote from Adam
Adam: No way. I won't have room for you, too.
Beverly: Well, we'll convert the garage into a cosy little in-law suite.
Adam: The garage is my space. That's where I watch movies and display my collectible figurines.
Beverly: Well you can move all that down to the basement.
Adam: So now I'm getting banished to the basement? I work my ass off and this is all I get?
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Fine. Take the garage. I'll just live down in the basement like a mole person. Is that what you want?
Quote from Adam
Adam: Roomies! We can finally be roomies.
Pops: Kiddo, I don't want to cramp your style. What if you bring a girl back to the room?
Adam: We both know that's not going to happen.
Quote from Pops
Pops: This is not my fault. I had a necktie hanging on the door. When a necktie's on the door, the pants are on the floor. Everyone knows that.
Quote from Barry
Erica: I didn't expect you to do some love rap to Lainey about Turner and Hooch. They weren't even a couple, dude. One is a dog.
Barry: That dog took a bullet for Tom Hanks! That's love!
Quote from Beverly
Murray: Son of a bitch.
Pops: You got that right. How'd you pull this off in two days?
Beverly: Oh, it was nothing. I just dusted, moved some boxes, dry walled, did a little electrical work, added a bay window. You know, a mother's touch.
Quote from Barry
Barry: There's something wrong with my insides! Aah! Oh, no. Oh, God, it's happening! Pop rocks and cola! I'm Mikey!
Erica: It's not real!
Barry: Oh, this is real. It just took longer to take me down 'cause my body's in peak condition.
Quote from Pops
Pops: It appears I have popped another waterbed while entertaining a female friend.