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Mini Murray

‘Mini Murray’

Season 1, Episode 3 -  Aired October 8, 2013

When Adam tricks Pops in to taking him to see a scary movie, he is not prepared for how frightening the movie will be. Back home, a scared Adam rushes into the arms of his mother, but a bigger horror awaits when his she finds out about his trip to the cinema. Meanwhile, when Barry wants Murray to buy him an expensive pair of sneakers, Murray teaches him a lesson about the value of a hard day's work. However, after Barry excels at the job and decides the furniture store is his future, Murray wonders whether he is teaching the right lesson.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: If that's what you really think of me, then I have failed as a mother.

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Quote from Pops

Pops: Where the [beep] was the mouse?

Quote from Barry

Murray:You're fired.
Barry: What? Why?
Murray: It's not working out.
Barry: Yes, it is. It's working out awesome. You just can't randomly fire me. I mean, you have to have cause.
Murray: Okay. It's 'cause you're a moron.
Barry: No. This is not happening. In fact, I fire you. That's right, you're fired.
Murray: (to the customers) You don't have to go.
Barry: No. No, no, no. You guys leave and come to my store instead.
Murray: He doesn't have a store.
Barry: Oh, yes, I do have a store. I'm opening one right across the street.
Murray: He's not opening across the street.
Barry: I just did!
Murray: No, you didn't.
Barry: And Ron Jaworski's really gonna go there.
Murray: You don't know Ron Jaworski.
Barry: And people are gonna treat each other nicely. It's gonna be a friendly working environment! Who's coming with me, huh? You! Vic, I'm doubling your salary. You work for me now.
Vic: Wait, for real?
Barry: For real, for real.
Murray: No, he's not going with you.
Barry: Toodle-oo!
Vic: His store sounds nice.
Murray: His store isn't real!

Quote from Barry

Adam: What are you doing?
Barry: Rejecting all furniture. What are you doing?
Adam: There's a ghost in the TV.
Barry: That's just stupid.

Quote from Murray

Murray: You're bruising the plums. What do you think I'm made of, fresh produce?

Quote from Barry

Barry: What if I told you one day there'd be a piece of technology that can guarantee I play professional basketball? Well, that day has come. The Reebok Pump. A cushion of air around the foot that literally allows you to defy the laws of gravity. And the amazing part? It's only $175.

Quote from Barry

Beverly: Honey, I've got a pair of Reeboks upstairs you can have.
Barry: Oh, really? Can I please borrow your beige mom sneakers? My dream is to be a basketball superstar, not a nurse!

Quote from Murray

Barry: You have the money. Just get your pants and give it to me.
Beverly: Barry, your father's pants are not a bank.
Murray: Money comes from hard work, you moron.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Fine! But when I get to the NBA, and you want my autograph, I'm signing it, "Worst wishes Barry."

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Barbara Fishman's neighbor's nephew saw that movie. Three days later, he had a terror stroke.
Adam: A terror stroke? That's not even a thing!

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