The Goldbergs Quote of the Day

Monday, March 1, 2021

Quote from Adam in O Captain! My Captain!

Adam: Excuse me. Hi, I'm Adam F. Goldberg. Not be confused with the other Adam Goldberg.
Johnny Atkins: The artsy dude?
Adam: Actually, we both have an appreciation for the arts. He's more of a multi-hyphenate. I've been focusing on the written word.


Recent Quotes

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Quote from Barry in I Heart Video Dating

Barry: Bookkeeper? I don't want to be a librarian.
Murray: Bookkeeper's not a librarian, you moron. It's more like an accountant.
Barry: Why didn't I get an awesome job like boat owner or rap mogul or neighborhood oracle?
Murray: What the hell's an oracle?
Barry: A guy who sees the future.
Murray: I can see your future. You're mowing lawns for the city.
Barry: Never! I will be a rich neighborhood oracle, and nothing you say can stop me.

Saturday, February 27, 2021

Quote from Pops in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?

Pops: I can't get over it. He throws a party in his dorm room after specifically being told not to.

Friday, February 26, 2021

Quote from Murray in Bill/Murray

Murray: I'll tell you what's happening. This schmuck lives in Philadelphia yet he roots for the Dallas Cowboys. Who does that?

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Quote from Erica in Dinner with the Goldbergs

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Every meal with the Goldbergs began the same. First, my dad would ravenously attack the bread basket, followed by this classic Mom response.
Beverly: No, Murray, no. One roll for you only. The same goes for the rest of you. I will not have you filling up on bread.
Geoff: What's with your mom and the rolls?
Erica: Her worst fear in life is that we'll fill up on bread, but she also can't let anything go to waste, so that's where her food purse comes in.
Geoff: Food what now?
Erica: It's a bottomless purse lined with foil.

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Quote from Barry in I Caddyshacked the Pool

Barry: I don't pretend anything. At my core, I'm a break-dancing samurai ninja who spits mad rhymes and dunks mad jams.

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Quote from Beverly in Cowboy Country

Beverly: Oh, I love you too, Erica. This is my daughter. I baked her in my tummy.

Upcoming Quotes

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

A quote from Beverly in the episode The Adam Bomb.

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

A quote from Barry in the episode Parents Just Don't Understand.

Thursday, March 4, 2021

A quote from Erica in the episode The Circle of Driving Again.

Friday, March 5, 2021

A quote from Murray in the episode The Opportunity of a Lifetime.

Saturday, March 6, 2021

A quote from Pops in the episode MTV Spring Break.