The Goldbergs Quote of the Day

Sunday, June 16, 2024

Quote from Pops in Circle of Driving

Beverly: Are you guys okay?
Pops: No, I'm not okay. Barry took a dump in front of us.
Barry: I had to go.
Pops: It was bad.


Recent Quotes

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Quote from Pops in The Circle of Driving Again

Pops: Surprising amount of paperwork for a tiny, little nudge.
Beverly: Dad, we T-boned a cop. And you told him to stop making a big deal out of it.
Pops: I think that cop had something going on at home.

Friday, June 14, 2024

Quote from Murray in Adam Spielberg

Murray: Sir, please don't chase my son! He's a moron! It's not his fault!

Thursday, June 13, 2024

Quote from Erica in The Circle of Driving Again

Other Erica: Wow, you're, like, really harshing on Def Leppard right now.
Erica: I can't believe you're actually going to that dumb party.
Other Erica: Totally, and I'm, like, super bummed you're not gonna be there.
Erica: Well, you don't have to be sarcastic about it.
Other Erica: I'm, like, not. This is just how I talk.

Wednesday, June 12, 2024

Quote from Barry in We Didn't Start the Fire

Barry: [rap-singing] Barry Goldberg, JTP, William Penn Academy, Fighting Quakers, North Philly, Principal Ball, Coach Mellor is good at sports, And he wears those tiny shorts, Cecil the janitor is mopping up the hall
Johnny Atkins: It's true! He mopped up something I spilled this morning!
Barry: Mr. Glascott is a nerd, Feather Locklear is his bird, Miss Tabs habla espanol, Lunch lady is really old, Mr. Woodburn is so mean, Cinoman's the drama queen, Then there's Doc throwin' chalk, That guy is out of control, Burnouts, nerds, and jocks, Jamie Weisman's really hot, Taz Money, Dave Kim, Chad Kremp - What's up with him? Jackie and my brother, Adrock, My sensei is my granddad, Watch me flip this on the floor, I can't take it anymore.

Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Quote from Beverly in Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook

Beverly: Going out of business? What could that possibly mean?
Erica: I think that means they're going out of business.
Beverly: Gimbels is the biggest shopping chain in America. That's like saying Blockbuster Video shut down, or B. Dalton Books, or Circuit City. It's impossible!
Erica: It seems possible and very much happening.
Beverly: I think you need to shut your face-mouth! I'm sorry. This is the worst day of my life.

Monday, June 10, 2024

Quote from Adam in Colors

Adam: Now I know why Barry never takes off this dumb Flyers shirt. It's like I'm part of the team, and I want everyone to know it.
Murray: I can't take it. This is too much, too fast. I'm gonna give you a hug.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, June 17, 2024

A quote from Adam in the episode Jimmy 5 is Alive.

Tuesday, June 18, 2024

A quote from Beverly in the episode Million Dollar Reward.

Wednesday, June 19, 2024

A quote from Barry in the episode Barry Goldberg's Day Off.

Thursday, June 20, 2024

A quote from Erica in the episode Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?.

Friday, June 21, 2024

A quote from Murray in the episode Han Ukkah Solo.