The Goldbergs Quote of the Day

Thursday, December 9, 2021

Quote from Erica in Let's Val Kilmer This Car

Erica: Pet-store janitor, gas-station attendant, fish scaler?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, back before you could post a resume on LinkedIn, the only way to find a job was in this crazy thing called a newspaper.
Erica: This one says "Wanted: Lady".
Pops: You don't wanna call that number.
Erica: I know.


Recent Quotes

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Quote from Barry in Fonzie Scheme

Barry: Now, let's floor this bad boy and jump that hill again.
Adam: Uh, not to second-guess you, New Erica, but we've already tried this, and it went real bad for us.
Barry: But the new cart is so much sleeker, Adam. It has a janitor broom on the back that acts as a wing to lift us to the heavens.
Adam: There's no way you believe that's real, right?
Barry: Trust your New Erica. Time to taste the sky!

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Quote from Beverly in You Opened the Door

Beverly: Adam, hurry up! We're late for your dentist appointment. Do you need to make? Make poo-poos? I know you refuse to go at school, but we don't have time to stop at home, so if you have to make poo-poos, then make poo-poos here.

Monday, December 6, 2021

Quote from Adam in Ho-ly K.I.T.T.

Murray: What the hell is this?
Marvin: Now who's Michael Knight, you dook nugget?
Murray: You made my son an accessory to grand theft auto just to get back at me?
Adam: It was worth it! Unless I go to jail. Then it was not worth it.

Sunday, December 5, 2021

Quote from Barry in Baio and Switch

Erica: I'm doing it because it'll help people in real need.
Barry: And I'm doing it for the celebrity contact. I'm hoping to hands with Heather Locklear. No, Alyssa MIlano. No, KITT, the car from Knight Rider.
Erica: You can't hold hands with a car, idiot.
Barry: I'll hold the antenna.

Saturday, December 4, 2021

Quote from Pops in Graduation Day

Pops: Bev, stop with the crying. I can't hear the children say stupid things.
Beverly: [sobbing] But my baby is graduating from high school, a day I've been dreading since she graduated from my body.
Murray: She's gone forever! Hoo-hoo! One down, two to go!
Pops: I think both of your attitudes are very extreme and terrible.

Friday, December 3, 2021

Quote from Murray in I Drank The Mold

Murray: I know I got a little crazy. Sometimes it's hard because the two of you, your lives are so different to the way mine was. But truthfully, that's the way I want it. Now, go ahead, enjoy your music. I know it's your thing.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, December 10, 2021

A quote from Murray in the episode Breakfast Club.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

A quote from Pops in the episode MTV Spring Break.

Sunday, December 12, 2021

A quote from Erica in the episode The Circle of Driving Again.

Monday, December 13, 2021

A quote from Adam in the episode Ho-ly K.I.T.T..

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

A quote from Beverly in the episode A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party.