The Goldbergs Quote of the Day

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Quote from Beverly in Lame Gretzy

Erica: You know, I thought a lot about what you said, and I decided that Penn is a great choice for me.
Beverly: Oh, it's happening. We're going to Penn!
Erica: I know! I'm so excited that I decided to get a head start on my essay for their application. Here it is.
Beverly: "I believe that the University of Pennsylvania "is the right school for me because of its torkulent history and diligord reputation." Oh, boy.


Recent Quotes

Monday, June 27, 2022

Quote from Adam in Jedi Master Adam Skywalker

Adam: "I'm the Leia to your Han Solo." Oh, sweet God.
Jackie: Don't get a big head about it.
Adam: No, read what I wrote.
Jackie: "I'm the Han Solo to your Leia."
Adam: That's crazy, right? It's crazy.

Sunday, June 26, 2022

Quote from Murray in Snow Day

Murray: You two are grounded. No telephone. No Atari. No robits. Now get upstairs.

Saturday, June 25, 2022

Quote from Pops in In Conclusion, Thanksgiving

Pops: How you doin', Ben?
Ben: You think you're better than me?

Friday, June 24, 2022

Quote from Murray in Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook

Adam: My dad has a seriously freaky talent of making action-movie zingers. Watch. Hey, Dad. What would Arnold say if he threw a guy off a cliff?
Murray: "My favorite season is fall." "You've been grounded." "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a dead guy." "Surprise! Hope you weren't thrown."
Adam: What would Arnold say to a guy he just fed to a lion?
Murray: "Pleased to eat you." "This won't hurt, or am I lyin'?" "Show some pride."
Dave Kim: What would Arnold say if he just ripped a guy's heart out?
Murray: "You're under cardiac arrest." "Be my Valentine." "Don't be so heartless."
Adam: He could be an action star.
Murray: Bevy! I need your strong fingers.
Adam: Or maybe not.

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Quote from Erica in Jimmy 5 is Alive

Erica: Hey, what are the rules?
Adam: Don't come in your room. Don't touch your crap. And don't come in your room to touch your crap.
Erica: And right now you're breaking all of them. Get out.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Quote from Barry in Circle of Driving

Beverly: Sweetie, you're just not ready to drive. You're too immature, and quite honestly, a little high-strung.
Barry: I am not high-strung! I'm strung just fine, like a tennis racket or a banjo.

Upcoming Quotes

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

A quote from Barry in the episode The Tasty Boys.

Thursday, June 30, 2022

A quote from Erica in the episode The Hooters.

Friday, July 1, 2022

A quote from Murray in the episode Goldberg on The Goldbergs.

Saturday, July 2, 2022

A quote from Pops in the episode Daddy Daughter Day.

Sunday, July 3, 2022

A quote from Erica in the episode Snow Day.