The Goldbergs Quote of the Day

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Quote from Pops in Fonzie Scheme

Adam: Please give up. I can't feel my arms.
Barry: Just let it hit the ground. You let it hit the ground. I have a Spanish test in the morning I'm gonna fail 'cause of you.
Pops: Someone let it hit the ground and end this fekakte game already.

Recent Quotes

Friday, July 3, 2020

Quote from Murray in Dinner with the Goldbergs

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was now decision-making time. And for my dad, the only choice was how to save money.
Murray: Okay, it's time for Murray's menu rules. Remember, no prime cuts, no fancy sides, no out-of-season vegetables, no market price, no salad bar, no items in French, no dry-aged anything, and, most importantly...
All: No appetizers of any kind, 'cause that's how they screw ya.
Geoff: Does that include a nice soup?
Murray: Are you for real? Is he for real? You're gonna eat a little meal before you eat a big meal? How many meals do you need?

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Quote from Erica in Weird Al

Mr. Glascott: Erica, look, I'm not gonna beat around the bush about this. I need you to become a peer counselor. You're smart, you're popular, and only you can undo the terrible damage that your brother is going to wreak upon this school.
Erica: I appreciate the offer, but-
Mr. Glascott: I'll give you an "A" in any class you want.
Erica: What? You can do that?
Mr. Glascott: Open up a file cabinet and make a mark with my pen? [Chuckles] Yeah, I can do that.
Erica: Seems wrong to give me an "A" in gym when I've been cutting all year. That said, I won't notice 'cause I'll be too busy counseling peers and stuff.

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Quote from Barry in A Wrestler Named Goldberg

Beverly: You have no right to be mad at me. No right! You're the one who lied and directly defied my orders. True story.
Barry: Oh, here we go!
Beverly: Susie Goodman's son defied her at one point-
Barry: I don't care! How do you know so many sad people?!

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Quote from Beverly in The Hooters

Beverly: Did my daughter just say "water," like she's from Delaware?
Geoff: I think she did.
Beverly: Ugh. College was a mistake.
Geoff: Huge.

Monday, June 29, 2020

Quote from Adam in Agassi

Coach Mellor: All right, everyone, meet your new teammate. Kid's got zero experience, but he makes up for it by showing up.
Adam: Hi. I'm Adam. Pumped to play some tennis, but I hear it's a real "racket." Yeah, that's what I bring to the table.
Coach Mellor: Ah, yikes, off to a rough start.

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Quote from Adam in Jedi Master Adam Skywalker

Adam: I have extensive demands. If you meet them, I might be inclined to let you sneak a peek at the yearbook.
Erica: Clean your room? Do your homework? Buy you scratch 'n sniff stickers!?
Adam: I wrote the list four years ago.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, July 5, 2020

A quote from Beverly in the episode Sixteen Candles.

Monday, July 6, 2020

A quote from Adam in the episode So Swayze It's Crazy.

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

A quote from Beverly in the episode The Dynamic Duo.

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

A quote from Barry in the episode Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook.

Thursday, July 9, 2020

A quote from Erica in the episode Weird Al.