The Goldbergs Quote of the Day
Monday, March 1, 2021
Adam: Excuse me. Hi, I'm Adam F. Goldberg. Not be confused with the other Adam Goldberg.
Johnny Atkins: The artsy dude?
Adam: Actually, we both have an appreciation for the arts. He's more of a multi-hyphenate. I've been focusing on the written word.
Sunday, February 28, 2021
Barry: Bookkeeper? I don't want to be a librarian.
Murray: Bookkeeper's not a librarian, you moron. It's more like an accountant.
Barry: Why didn't I get an awesome job like boat owner or rap mogul or neighborhood oracle?
Murray: What the hell's an oracle?
Barry: A guy who sees the future.
Murray: I can see your future. You're mowing lawns for the city.
Barry: Never! I will be a rich neighborhood oracle, and nothing you say can stop me.
Saturday, February 27, 2021
Pops: I can't get over it. He throws a party in his dorm room after specifically being told not to.
Friday, February 26, 2021
Murray: I'll tell you what's happening. This schmuck lives in Philadelphia yet he roots for the Dallas Cowboys. Who does that?
Thursday, February 25, 2021
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Every meal with the Goldbergs began the same. First, my dad would ravenously attack the bread basket, followed by this classic Mom response.
Beverly: No, Murray, no. One roll for you only. The same goes for the rest of you. I will not have you filling up on bread.
Geoff: What's with your mom and the rolls?
Erica: Her worst fear in life is that we'll fill up on bread, but she also can't let anything go to waste, so that's where her food purse comes in.
Geoff: Food what now?
Erica: It's a bottomless purse lined with foil.
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
Barry: I don't pretend anything. At my core, I'm a break-dancing samurai ninja who spits mad rhymes and dunks mad jams.
Tuesday, February 23, 2021
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