The Goldbergs Quote of the Day

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Quote from Pops in The Dynamic Duo

Barry: Adam said some pretty nasty words about everything you love. Can't imagine what you must be thinking right now.
Pops: I think you secretly taped Adam in a weird attempt to turn us against each other.
Barry: How dare you, sir!
Pops: You told Adam to stand in better light. You really need to learn how to grift someone, kiddo.


Recent Quotes

Friday, September 25, 2020

Quote from Murray in The Dynamic Duo

Beverly: So this is why you wouldn't help, because you've been lying for three decades?
Murray: I feel bad, and I say that from the bottom of my heart and also to end this conversation.

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Quote from Erica in Dinner with the Goldbergs

Erica: How could you? My family, Geoff, my family?
Geoff: Um, yeah? Am I missing something here? It's just dinner.
Erica: At a restaurant? It's the worst humiliation known to man. Their most terrible qualities are magnified by a thousand. You don't even understand the events that you've set into motion. Leave right now, or this relationship is over.
Geoff: You're gonna break up with me over a dinner at Beefsteak Charlie's?
Erica: No! You're gonna break up with me. You're never gonna want to stay after the horrors you see tonight.

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Quote from Barry in O Captain! My Captain!

Barry: Science makes no sense, and I don't need it. Especially 'cause I'm gonna marry Kathy Ireland.
Beverly: Who?
Barry: Supermodel Kathy Ireland. I'm gonna be her lazy mooch of a husband who lives in her mansion in Ireland. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go brush up on my Irish culture and [bad Irish accent] find me gold at the end of the rainbow, mon.
Pops: Well, that accent was definitely Jamaican.

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Quote from Beverly in Baio and Switch

Barry: No, not so fast. I've been thinking about it and I'm going to let you dance with me before I dance with my bride at my wedding.
Beverly: That is also my dream, but I also get to wear white. That's non-negotiable.

Monday, September 21, 2020

Quote from Adam in Deadheads

Beverly: You don't even want to know what this little muddy mouth just said. You only get one helping of shrimp Parm tonight. You can have seconds on cheesy garlic bread, but no thirds!
Adam: It was an accident, okay?
Beverly: Unacceptable! I mean, where did you even learn such a potty word?
Adam: Nowhere.
Beverly: Answer me! Who taught you how to do this stuff?
Adam: You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!

Sunday, September 20, 2020

Quote from Murray in 12 Tapes for a Penny

Murray: Why?
Barry: I'm probably being a little paranoid, but it kind of seems like Bill hates my living guts.
Murray: Hoo-hoo. He sure does.
Barry: I don't get it. Mom says I'm literally a human ray of sunshine.
Murray: Your mom's a nice lady, but she's done some real damage to you.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, September 27, 2020

A quote from Mr. Glascott in the episode Crazy Calls.

Monday, September 28, 2020

A quote from Adam in the episode The Kremps.

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

A quote from Beverly in the episode Adam Spielberg.

Wednesday, September 30, 2020

A quote from Barry in the episode I Caddyshacked the Pool.

Thursday, October 1, 2020

A quote from Erica in the episode Ho-ly K.I.T.T..