The Goldbergs Quote of the Day

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Quote from Erica in Parents Just Don't Understand

Erica: Okay, we've got the party ball, the Solo cups, the black lights. Now we just need a theme.
Other Erica: It's our first major rager, so we got to go, like, stupid big so the campus knows we mean business. So, I was thinking "King Tuts and Egyptian Sluts."
Erica: Delta Fi just did "King Tuts and Egyptian Butts." Wait, I got it. "Girls Just Wanna Drink Rum."

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Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Quote from Barry in Goldberg on The Goldbergs

Barry: After seeing Coach and Coach fight like little children, I realized I don't want that to be us when we get old.
Adam: It won't be.
Barry: How can you be so sure?
Adam: 'Cause even though you give me dead arms and call me a nerd and flush the toilet when I'm in the shower, you really are my best friend.
Barry: Same here, nerd.

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Quote from Beverly in A Wrestler Named Goldberg

Beverly: That's what Essie Carp's son said and he got a big toe right in his eye. Now he can't see color. Is that what you want?

Monday, May 10, 2021

Quote from Adam in A Christmas Story

Adam: Where are you going?
Barry: Lainey's, I miss her laugh.
Adam: That's very sweet and angering.

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Quote from Adam in Breakfast Club

Adam: It's my new look. I'm locking in who I'm gonna be for the next four years.
Erica: Did you cut the fingers off of my lace Madonna gloves?
Adam: Now they're fingerless tough-guy gloves with some lace.

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Quote from Pops in The Darryl Dawkins Dance

Murray: This might partially be my fault. I may have said something along the lines of old people die and he may have come to conclusions.
Pops: What conclusions?
Murray: You know, if you're at the deli counter of life, and you've got your ticket. You're gonna get your sandwich sooner than other people will.
Pops: What is this horrible deli? I hate this deli.
Murray: We all gotta eat there sometime.
Pops: Well, I'm just gonna have a pickle.
Murray: Can't just have a pickle.
Pops: I can and I will.
Murray: You can't just have a pickle.
Pops: I'm in better shape than you! Check out these guns!

Friday, May 7, 2021

Quote from Murray in The Dynamic Duo

Beverly: So this is why you wouldn't help, because you've been lying for three decades?
Murray: I feel bad, and I say that from the bottom of my heart and also to end this conversation.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, May 14, 2021

A quote from Murray in the episode Globetrotters.

Saturday, May 15, 2021

A quote from Pops in the episode MTV Spring Break.

Sunday, May 16, 2021

A quote from Pops in the episode The Most Handsome Boy on the Planet.

Monday, May 17, 2021

A quote from Adam in the episode A Night to Remember.

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

A quote from Beverly in the episode Agassi.