Murray: I think you're more like that one with the Ronald McDonald hair.
Adam: You mean Molly Ringwald?
Murray: Melanie Grizwald.
Adam: Molly. Ringwald.
Murray: I don't hear a difference.
Adam: You should.
Murray: Yeah, well... She just shows up and everything worked out, just like it can for you.
Adam: I don't know, prom already started.
Murray: Didn't stop Mopsy Rainbird.
Adam: Dad, I appreciate it, but life doesn't work out like in the movies.
Murray: Usually not. But every once in a while, you get a movie moment. And whether you do something with it... Well, that's up to you.

Erica: Oh my God, Pops actually bought a place in Florida?
Adam: Right, it's a nightmare.
Erica: Hello! We're gonna have our own beach condo. Think of all the spring breaks, the Latin guys, the romantic walks on the beach with the Latin guys.
Adam: Why do I come to you?

Barry: Which reminds me. Dan! We're hanging out after school.
Dan: I've got a dentist appointment, bro.
Barry: Cancel it! We're building something here.

Beverly: Oh, my poor sweetie. I'll be in your little movie.
Adam: No. Stop right there.
Beverly: [singing as Marilyn Monroe] Happy Birthday to you.

Adam: What happened? It it's like I'm totally invisible to girls. At this rate, I'll never get another Dana.
Dave Kim: Dude, getting girls is easy.
Adam: You don't know anything about girls.
Dave Kim: All you need is a hook. Something that makes you stand out.
Emmy Mirsky: Yeah? And what's your hook?
Dave Kim: Turtlenecks. Sexy and comfortable.

Adam: Why does it say "Sleeping Angel Part One"?
Beverly: You'll find out when you go to college.

Erica: Mom isn't down here, is she?
Pops: I haven't felt her looming presence in over an hour, so you're safe.