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14Quotes from ‘The Tasty Boys’

The Goldbergs: The Tasty Boys

311. The Tasty Boys

Aired January 6, 2016

Murray doesn't budge when Beverly wants to remodel their kitchen like the Kremps. Beverly devises a plan to do the work herself, but messes up on purpose, so Murray is forced to fix it; but it doesn't go exactly as planned.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Do you realize what this means? If the Beasties can make it, so can we. Answer me this. Do we not have a license to ill?
Adam: Dude, you spelled license wrong.
Barry: Don't pass this offer up, Ad-Rock. I think you have what it takes to join my Beastie Boys-inspired group, The Tasty Boys.
Adam: Can we give it five minutes more on the name?
Barry: No, the name is stuck!

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Quote from Barry

Adam: You'd really let me into your rap super-group?
Barry: Of course. Your weird voice sounds like you have a young man and an old woman stuck in your body, so I'll clearly be the breakout star.

Quote from Beverly

Virginia Kremp: And the best part, Charles did the whole thing himself and it cost half the price.
Beverly: Get out.
Virginia Kremp: I swear.
Beverly: No, get out of my way. Move your body. I must speak to Murray right away.

Quote from Adam

Adam: I'm just happy he's including me. Like DJ Jazzy Jeff.

Quote from Barry

Barry: You're stalling because you're afraid of what people might think of you. I, on the other hand, don't think at all.
Adam: It's true. He does not think.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Shows what you know. With Bob Villa on my side, I can build anything.

Quote from Beverly

Murray: What the hell happened?
Beverly: I wrecked the kitchen. Now I have no place to cook. We're going to have to order Italian take-out like a group of hobos.

Quote from Pops

Pops: That Bob Villa's a real piece of work. Building us up, making us think we could lay tile. We can't lay tile.

Quote from Bill Lewis

Beverly: You bastards! It's exactly the same.
Bill Lewis: I'm a good reader of people and you don't seem pleased.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Is this almond-colored? It's beautiful. Like dirty snow.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: This thing should be in a museum. A museum of ugly refrigerators.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: And look at this floor, bleugh. No, don't. It'll give you a seizure.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Bevvy, I try new stuff. Like that big, pink orange I ate one time.
Beverly: A grapefruit?
Murray: Yeah, never again. The point is, I love change.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Where did all the tears go? What's happening?
Beverly: What's happening is that I ruined the kitchen on purpose.
Pops: No, you wouldn't. I mean, you would.


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