‘Jimmy 5 is Alive’
Season 3, Episode 3 - Aired October 7, 2015
Murray attempts to help Adam transition into adulthood by building a robot, but their creative differences drive them apart, the opposite of what Murray was trying to achieve. Meanwhile, Barry makes a huge mistake when he accidentally tapes over Beverly's beloved video of his 5th birthday party.
Quote from Geoff
Erica: Dude, did you tape over your fifth birthday party?
Barry: That could have been anyone's parents.
Geoff: No, I remember that party. Your mom gave me a haircut because she said mine did a bad job.
Quote from Murray
Adam: Oh, like your hobbies are so great. The weather? Feh.
Murray: Don't feh the weather. It can make or break us. Just ask those poor bastards down tornado alley.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Goodbye, R2 and 3PO. I guess you were not the droids I was looking for.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Look, you're not a little kid any more. You got to stop with these toys and the fantasies, and the robits.
Adam: It's robot! Why won't you say it the right way? Say robot.
Murray: I am! Robit.
Adam: Ro-bot.
Murray: Ro-bit.
Adam: Ro-bot.
Murray: Ro-bit.
Adam: RO-BOT!
Quote from Barry
Barry: What's up, B-Ball fans? Big Tasty coming to you live from the drive. Rumor has it you like dunks. Well, I call this one slam, jam, thank you, man. Honey, I dunked the kid. Good morning, Viet-slam. Call me Jean Claude Van-Jam.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Why is the robit lounging on a raft? That thing weighs a ton, it makes no sense.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: What are we looking at here, Goldberg?
Barry: I taped over my fifth birthday party. My mom will never forgive me if I can't get her tape back. You're the A.V. Club advisor, help me.
Coach Mellor: Well, it's more of a ceremonial title. I just get to keep the key to the A.V. closet on my belt, and mostly I just hand the key off to that weird kid with the Muppet voice.
Barry: My brother?
Coach Mellor: That's him. Muppet boy.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Barry: So is it possible? Can we unfilm what I taped over?
Coach Mellor: Absolutely. All we gotta do is pop that tape into the VCR, hit record and rewind at the same time, and it will unrecord the top layer of video.
Barry: Duh. The answer was in front of me the whole time.
Coach Mellor: To the nerd hole!
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Mom's a mess.
Beverly: I have failed as a mother.
Erica: I can't take it, Barry.
Beverly: As a woman.
Erica: Either you tell her-
Beverly: and as a human person.
Erica: -or I will.
Beverly: This is all your fault, Phil Donahue. You gorgeous, white-haired bastard.