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The Goldbergs: Jimmy 5 is Alive

303. Jimmy 5 is Alive

Aired October 7, 2015

Murray attempts to help Adam transition into adulthood by building a robot, but their creative differences drive them apart, the opposite of what Murray was trying to achieve. Meanwhile, Barry makes a huge mistake when he accidentally tapes over Beverly's beloved video of his 5th birthday party.

Quote from Geoff

Erica: Dude, did you tape over your fifth birthday party?
Barry: That could have been anyone's parents.
Geoff: No, I remember that party. Your mom gave me a haircut because she said mine did a bad job.

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Quote from Murray

Adam: Oh, like your hobbies are so great. The weather? Feh.
Murray: Don't feh the weather. It can make or break us. Just ask those poor bastards down tornado alley.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Goodbye, R2 and 3PO. I guess you were not the droids I was looking for.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Look, you're not a little kid any more. You got to stop with these toys and the fantasies, and the robits.
Adam: It's robot! Why won't you say it the right way? Say robot.
Murray: I am! Robit.
Adam: Ro-bot.
Murray: Ro-bit.
Adam: Ro-bot.
Murray: Ro-bit.
Adam: RO-BOT!

Quote from Barry

Barry: What's up, B-Ball fans? Big Tasty coming to you live from the drive. Rumor has it you like dunks. Well, I call this one slam, jam, thank you, man. Honey, I dunked the kid. Good morning, Viet-slam. Call me Jean Claude Van-Jam.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Why is the robit lounging on a raft? That thing weighs a ton, it makes no sense.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Coach Mellor: What are we looking at here, Goldberg?
Barry: I taped over my fifth birthday party. My mom will never forgive me if I can't get her tape back. You're the A.V. Club advisor, help me.
Coach Mellor: Well, it's more of a ceremonial title. I just get to keep the key to the A.V. closet on my belt, and mostly I just hand the key off to that weird kid with the Muppet voice.
Barry: My brother?
Coach Mellor: That's him. Muppet boy.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Barry: So is it possible? Can we unfilm what I taped over?
Coach Mellor: Absolutely. All we gotta do is pop that tape into the VCR, hit record and rewind at the same time, and it will unrecord the top layer of video.
Barry: Duh. The answer was infront of me the whole time.
Coach Mellor: To the nerd whole!

Quote from Beverly

Erica: Mom's a mess.
Beverly: I have failed as a mother.
Erica: I can't take it, Barry.
Beverly: As a woman.
Erica: Either you tell her-
Beverly: and as a human person.
Erica: -or I will.
Beverly: This is all your fault, Phil Donahue. You gorgeous, white-haired bastard.

Quote from Erica

Erica: Look at her. She's even lost her will to jazzercise.

Quote from Barry

Barry: I searched through all our old tapes and cut together all of Beverly Goldberg's awesome moments as a mom. I call it a momtage.
Erica: I don't understand.
Barry: See, I took the word mom and mushed it into the word montage, which is Spanish for the word honesty.

Quote from Murray

Adam: I'll go build this robot right now to show you anything's possible.
Murray: You're gonna go build a time-traveling robot in your room just to spite me?
Adam: Yes, and he will walk, and talk, and be the father that you can only hope to be.
Murray: At this point, I'm very open to a metal man coming down here and taking some of this off my plate.

Quote from Barry

Barry: I've spent the past decade planning to be a basketball legend and rap star. Now I'm just going to be some lowly rap mogul? That can't be the life you want for me.

Quote from Erica

Erica: Hey, what are the rules?
Adam: Don't come in your room. Don't touch your crap. And don't come in your room to touch your crap.
Erica: And right now you're breaking all of them. Get out.

Quote from Barry

Beverly: Barry, wait.
Barry: Mom, I'm going to school because I have to actually learn stuff now, because I'm not getting drafted by the Sixers next month.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I like that you've got a big imagination and you like all that crazy time travel stuff.
Adam: You do?
Murray: Yeah. It's what makes you, you. And I wouldn't want to change that. Maybe a little. You're a weird kid.

Quote from Barry

Beverly: See, you're so much more than basketball, honey. You are amazingly talented at so many amazing things.
Barry: I am good at basically everything.

Quote from Barry

Barry: So, does this mean you forgive me for ruining your tapes?
Beverly: Of course. Look, I know it's crazy how much I love them, but they just remind me of a time when you still needed me.
Barry: Mom, look at all the stuff you do for me. Everything I am is because of you. I'll always need you.

Quote from Erica

Erica: This is the worst thing I've ever seen, and I see my Dad in his underpants every day.

Quote from Barry

Barry: But we're only half-way through watching my jam-pilation, "The Extrava-jam-za".

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