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The Goldbergs: I Drank The Mold

218. I Drank The Mold

Aired April 8, 2015

Beverly plans a birthday sleepover for Adam, but he would prefer something cooler. On the night, Adam's friends are actually excited about the sleepover, but only because they have plans to make it more epic. Adam's cool friend Garry brings a home-brewed bottle of beer, but when everyone except Adam drinks it, they all get sick. As a result, the kids' parents forbid them from hanging out with each other. Meanwhile, when Erica and Barry beg Murray to buy them a new CD player, he agrees under one condition: that they write the greast song ever.

Quote from Beverly

Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horse play. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.

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Quote from Barry

Murray: No more music crap! First I bought you records, then eight-tracks, then cassettes, where does it end?
Barry: Here. The technology ends here. CDs are so good that scientists have given up and quit. It's all over the paper. They're unemployed.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Birthday both sighting! Oh, it's my little love muffin's birthday. And how do I know? Because I grew your body in my body.
Adam: Will you stop bringing that up, we all know where I came from.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Let's break this down. What are the greatest songs about?
Barry: Well, obviously you gotta start with a guy in a mill.
Erica: No.
Barry: And he's working his fingers to the bone on some kind of metal thing where sparks fly. And he's dead broke. Definitely lives in Jersey.
Erica: Why are Jersey?
Barry: That's the heartland, where all the real people live. And die, because mill work is dangerous.

Quote from Murray

Erica: I think we proved we deserve a CD player.
Murray: You mean Elton John deserves a CD player.
Barry: He knows the song.
Pops: He knows the song.
Erica: You know the song.
Murray: Of course I know the song.
Erica: But you don't listen to music.
Murray: But I live on earth!

Quote from Murray

Barry: Buy us a CD player.
Murray: I don't know what this is, but I'm sure it's unnecessary and expensive.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I'm not an unreasonable man. If you two write the greatest song in the history of the world, I will indeed buy you a CD player.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Not the washing machine!
Dave Kim: Stop judging me!

Quote from Pops

Pops: You do realize that when Elton John says you can tell everybody that this is your song, it's not actually your song, right?

Quote from Adam

Adam: I'm no angel.
Beverly: Of course you are. You didn't drink the mold.
Adam: Well, I was going to drink the mold.
Beverly: But you drank no mold.
Adam: I'll drink the mold right now.
Beverly: Don't you dare drink that mold.
Adam: Consider this mold drunken.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I know I got a little crazy. Sometimes it's hard because the two of you, your lives are so different to the way mine was. But truthfully, that's the way I want it. Now, go ahead, enjoy your music. I know it's your thing.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I know you all have some questions about the messy incident that took place in our basement this weekend. But, let's agree to have an open dialogue free of any finger pointing. Mmkay? That said, I blame you, and you, and you, and - back up - you!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Look, I realize they're not monsters. They're just growing up. Which means they're still sweet and cute and kind, but now they're also little [beep] that need to be watched at every turn.

Quote from Pops

Erica: What do you think?
Pops: You two are my grandkids, and I love you, so if you want me to say this confusing, fekakate song about ninjas and robot sharks is actually good, I'll say it.
Barry: Great! Do that!
Pops: I'm sorry. I thought I could, but I can't.

Quote from Erica

Barry: It's a compact disc.
Erica: Oh, it's so beautiful. I can't wait to go home and throw away my hundreds of useless cassettes.

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