‘I Drank The Mold’
Season 2, Episode 18 - Aired April 8, 2015
Beverly plans a birthday sleepover for Adam, but he would prefer something cooler. On the night, Adam's friends are actually excited about the sleepover, but only because they have plans to make it more epic. Adam's cool friend Garry brings a home-brewed bottle of beer, but when everyone except Adam drinks it, they all get sick. As a result, the kids' parents forbid them from hanging out with each other. Meanwhile, when Erica and Barry beg Murray to buy them a new CD player, he agrees under one condition: that they write the greast song ever.
Quote from Beverly
Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horseplay. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.
Quote from Barry
Murray: No more music crap! First I bought you records, then eight-tracks, then cassettes, where does it end?
Barry: Here. The technology ends here. CDs are so good that scientists have given up and quit. It's all over the paper. They're unemployed.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Birthday both sighting! Oh, it's my little love muffin's birthday. And how do I know? Because I grew your body in my body.
Adam: Will you stop bringing that up, we all know where I came from.
Quote from Barry
Erica: Let's break this down. What are the greatest songs about?
Barry: Well, obviously you gotta start with a guy in a mill.
Erica: No.
Barry: And he's working his fingers to the bone on some kind of metal thing where sparks fly. And he's dead broke. Definitely lives in Jersey.
Erica: Why are Jersey?
Barry: That's the heartland, where all the real people live. And die, because mill work is dangerous.
Quote from Murray
Erica: I think we proved we deserve a CD player.
Murray: You mean Elton John deserves a CD player.
Barry: He knows the song.
Pops: He knows the song.
Erica: You know the song.
Murray: Of course I know the song.
Erica: But you don't listen to music.
Murray: But I live on earth!
Quote from Murray
Barry: Buy us a CD player.
Murray: I don't know what this is, but I'm sure it's unnecessary and expensive.
Quote from Murray
Murray: I'm not an unreasonable man. If you two write the greatest song in the history of the world, I will indeed buy you a CD player.
Quote from Pops
Pops: You do realize that when Elton John says you can tell everybody that this is your song, it's not actually your song, right?
Quote from Adam
Adam: I'm no angel.
Beverly: Of course you are. You didn't drink the mold.
Adam: Well, I was going to drink the mold.
Beverly: But you drank no mold.
Adam: I'll drink the mold right now.
Beverly: Don't you dare drink that mold.
Adam: Consider this mold drunken.