‘Muscles Mirsky’
Season 1, Episode 15 - Aired February 4, 2014
When Erica gets angry at Beverly's intrusions into her life, she asks her mother to give her more space and be trusting of her. When Beverly agrees to be more trusting, Erica sneaks off to a college frat party. Luckily for her, her mother is there to bail her out. Meanwhile, Adam's friendship with Emmy "Muscles" Mirsky is put to the test when Barry claims that men and women can never just be friends.
Quote from Barry
Barry: I'm not exaggerating! This is literally the worst decision any parent has made on this planet and any other planet capable of sustaining life.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I picked up the phone by accident, but I heard everything.
Quote from Beverly
Erica: I mean, if you're gonna spy, at least try to stay awake.
Beverly: Well, in my defense, that was very boring.
Quote from Beverly
Barry: Lexy Bloom is just my lab partner. All we're gonna do is study. We're just friends.
Beverly: Okay. Then you can study right here at the table.
Barry: Here? How am I supposed to impress her with dad strolling around in his underpants?
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Aha, you are trying to get romantic with her.
Barry: Of course I am! Romance pumps in my veins. Haven't you heard my rap ballad about stone-cold grooving with a chick on a ferris wheel?
Beverly: I have. It was wonderful.
Quote from Adam
Emmy: Later, goose!
Adam: Whoa, I'm not goose. You're goose. I'm Maverick.
Emmy: Uh, wrong. I'm Maverick because I look super-cool in aviator glasses, which you can't wear because of your hilarious lazy eye.
Adam: My mom says I can get prescription shades, so you can suck it!
Quote from Adam
Adam: What are you doing?
Barry: Trying to make it romantic in here, like a French boudoir or Lee Majors' hot tub.
Adam: Why?
Barry: 'Cause Lexy Bloom can't step one foot into my room even though Emmy sleeps over in your room whenever her parents go out of town.
Adam: That's 'cause Emmy's not really a girl. She's like a sibling, except I like her.
Quote from Beverly
Barry: Please. It's just a matter of time before you two are making out.
Adam: Gross! We're just friends.
Barry: Dude, you're so clueless. Men and women can't be friends. That's a fact. It's in the encyclopaedia.
Look it up.