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The Goldbergs: Muscles Mirsky

115. Muscles Mirsky

Aired February 4, 2014

When Erica gets angry at Beverly's intrusions into her life, she asks her mother to give her more space and be trusting of her. When Beverly agrees to be more trusting, Erica sneaks off to a college frat party. Luckily for her, her mother is there to bail her out. Meanwhile, Adam's friendship with Emmy "Muscles" Mirsky is put to the test when Barry claims that men and women can never just be friends.

Quote from Barry

Barry: I'm not exaggerating! This is literally the worst decision any parent has made on this planet and any other planet capable of sustaining life.

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Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Quote from Barry

Barry: This is such controversial bullcrap!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I picked up the phone by accident, but I heard everything.

Quote from Beverly

Erica: I mean, if you're gonna spy, at least try to stay awake.
Beverly: Well, in my defense, that was very boring.

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Lexy Bloom is just my lab partner. All we're gonna do is study. We're just friends.
Beverly: Okay. Then you can study right here at the table.
Barry: Here? How am I supposed to impress her with dad strolling around in his underpants?

Quote from Barry

Beverly: Aha, you are trying to get romantic with her.
Barry: Of course I am! Romance pumps in my veins. Haven't you heard my rap ballad about stone-cold grooving with a chick on a ferris wheel?
Beverly: I have. It was wonderful.

Quote from Adam

Emmy: Later, goose!
Adam: Whoa, I'm not goose. You're goose. I'm Maverick.
Emmy: Uh, wrong. I'm Maverick because I look super-cool in aviator glasses, which you can't wear because of your hilarious lazy eye.
Adam: My mom says I can get prescription shades, so you can suck it!

Quote from Adam

Adam: What are you doing?
Barry: Trying to make it romantic in here, like a French boudoir or Lee Majors' hot tub.
Adam: Why?
Barry: 'Cause Lexy Bloom can't step one foot into my room even though Emmy sleeps over in your room whenever her parents go out of town.
Adam: That's 'cause Emmy's not really a girl. She's like a sibling, except I like her.

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Please. It's just a matter of time before you two are making out.
Adam: Gross! We're just friends.
Barry: Dude, you're so clueless. Men and women can't be friends. That's a fact. It's in the encyclopaedia.
Look it up.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Hey! Enough! You two can argue anywhere you like, but "That's Incredible!" is on, and there's a one-legged model. I don't know how she's gonna walk the runway.
Beverly: Murray, I don't want to hear about your stupid TV show right now.
Murray: Stupid? Is it stupid that a baby can water ski? Is it stupid that someone taught rats to play basketball? No, that's not stupid. No, that's incredible!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Crack rock! Crack rock! (Sniffles) Erica's gonna take crack rocks.
Murray: Erica what?
Beverly: I read it in her diary. Not the decoy, but the real one. Her friends are participating in crack rock, and now Erica is also going to participate in crack rock.
Murray: Can't you just trust Erica enough to know that she's not gonna go out and eat crack with her friends?
Beverly: No! If my little baby so much as touches one piece of crack, then I have failed as a mother.
Murray: You usually say that for dramatic effect, but I agree with you on this one.

Quote from Erica

Beverly: Do you know what this is?
Erica: An egg.
Beverly: This is your brain. This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Erica: Yeah, quite a few.

Quote from Pops

Adam: Pops! Oh, thank God. I need you, man. Really bad.
Pops: Ah, I know that desperate cry for help. Lady trouble?

Quote from Adam

Adam: I'm all messed up. Barry said Emmy and I have sexual tension. I don't know what that is, but I think I got it, and now things are totally weird.

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