Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, yuppies were everywhere. They played douchey sports. They called their brokers. And, of course, they ate sushi. And nobody wanted to be one more than my brother Barry.
Barry: [drinks wine, spits out] Ugh! This is made from grapes?
[Barry is doing yoga:]
Barry: [grunts] How do you win at this?
[Barry is getting dressed:]
Barry: Now everyone will know I have class and money.
Adult Adam: And the yuppie trapping he coveted most? [horn honks] The oh-so-sweet cars.

Geoff: Who knew the legal team behind big business would be three old white guys?

Naked Rob: My dad said if he'd gotten hired there, our life would have been so much better. Like... Like fix-my-foot better.

Naked Rob: I've been thinking about being really rich, too.
Barry: Ah, you won't.
Joanne: Aww.
Barry: Face it.
Joanne: Hmm.
Barry: The disparity in our social classes is the elephant in the zoo. But to reassure you I won't leave the three of you behind...
Geoff: There's four of us.
Matt: And where's the elephant?

Beverly: [gasps] There's my Francis Ford Schmoopola! Home so soon? Why aren't you at Studio with one of the Coreys?
Adam: No Coreys. But I do have one new friend, an orange cone! My job is so dull! I can't begin to tell you all the things that didn't happen.
Pop-Pop: Then let's not force it.
Beverly: You always have a soft landing right here in Mama's lap.
Adam: As impossibly weird as that offer is to your adult son, there is somebody I'd like to talk to.

Adam: [on the phone] Brea?
Brea: Adam? Hi! What's going on?
Beverly: [shouts] Ready on the set! And... action!
Adam: Uh, apparently, I'm still at work, which I forgot to mention. Can you hold on a sec? [covers phone] What the heck are you doing?
Beverly: Rounding up to make you sound more compelling! And... cut!
Brea: Wow. You're really doing the movie thing.
Adam: Yeah, I'm as surprised as you are.
Beverly: [deep voice] Hey, Adam, it's sultry actress Kathleen Turner.
Brea: Whoa! Kathleen Turner's in the movie, too?
Adam: Apparently, there must have been some recasting. I'll be with you in a minute, Ms. Turner!
Brea: You actually know her? She was in Romancing the Stone!
Adam: And now this for some reason.
Brea: Adam, I really need you to rewrite my lines. You're the only one who understands my voice.
Adam: [covers phone] Which is super breathy and so close to my face.
Beverly: Yeah.
Brea: Wow. Jessica Rabbit really seems to value your input.
Adam: Yeah. Be with you in a minute, KT!

Adult Adam: [v.o.] I wasn't excited to sample Jenkintown nightlife, but it was actually kinda fun. We had drinks...
Carla: Whiskey sour.
Johnny Atkins: Shot and a beer.
Adam: Walk me through your virgin margarita flavors.
Adult Adam: We got shoes...
Carla: Size 8.
Johnny Atkins: 11
Adam: Lady's 7.5
Adult Adam: ...and we bowled.
Adam: That's, uh... zero for me. For a total of nine. Great game, guys. Should we go home?

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, Barry's yuppie lifestyle was coming to an end.
Barry: Declined? How could that be? Are you telling me I have to pay for volcano rolls out of my own Velcro'd wallet?

Adam: W-What are you doing here? I thought you were so busy and happy at college.
Brea: I... actually wasn't. Adam, I'm having a pretty hard time. And then I heard how you're thriving in your new job...
Adam: Let me stop you right there. My life is pretty lousy, too.
Brea: I thought you were friends with Kathleen Turner?
Adam: That was my mom's sultry voice.

Barry: Gentlemen, it is with a heavy heart I inform you I am no longer ridiculously rich.
Matt: Wow.
Andy: That happened fast.
Geoff: Rags to riches to rags.
Naked Rob: It was clear how this was gonna end.
Barry: Which unfortunately means I'll be in your lives after all. Slumming down here in the gutter with your cooked fish and American cars.
Matt: Happy to have you back, Big Tasty.
Barry: And in celebration of our reunion, I brought you one leftover box of sushi to delight in.
Naked Rob: That does not look fresh.
Barry: Nonsense! If sliced correctly, sushi can last for weeks. Now gorge yourselves on the pizza rolls of the Samurai!
Geoff: No, thanks.
Andy: I'm all set.
Matt: I ate bacteria earlier.
Naked Rob: It's visually obvious that shouldn't be eaten.
Barry: More for me I guess. [eats] Mm. Ugh. Uh. I'm in really big trouble.