‘A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party’
Season 3, Episode 1 - Aired September 23, 2015
Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big "Risky Business" inspired party at her home, just like the movie, while Lainey's dad is out of town. Later, when the party gets out of control, Beverly jumps to the rescue and Lainey is happy to have a mother figure like Beverly in her life, but for how long? Meanwhile, Adam's relationship with Dana by talking to her for hours on the phone angers Murray. As a result, Adam tries a bunch of new ways to contact her since she's moved away.
Quote from Barry
Barry: What happened? What did she do? I'm so angry even though I don't have any of the information.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Do not be fooled by my sweater. I am not flappy. I'm very flangry.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: So then you're gonna say to yourself, that's too much cheese. But you know what? It's never too much cheese.
Quote from Barry
Erica: Stop right there. I told you. I don't need or want your help.
Barry: Please, take up tennis. Have a leisurely lunch with a friend. Just let us be.
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Mr. Glascott: I've been in a long distance relationship for the past seven years.
Murray: Really?
Mr. Glascott: Ellen lives in Tampa. And I'm lucky, too, because Ellen has a male roommate to keep an eye on her when we're apart.
Murray: She lives with a guy?
Mr. Glascott: Yeah, Todd. He's a life guard, so he can totally give her CPR if she ever gets in any trouble. He's a real stud. I mean, does he even own a shirt?
Adam: See, Dad, it can work.
Murray: Kid, pay attention. This might be helpful to you. This long distance girlfriend you got. You see her much?
Mr. Glascott: Well, not since she went to Paris. And of course Todd tagged along, since he speaks French. He's a good egg.
Murray: It sounds like she's with this Todd guy.
Mr. Glascott: No, no, no. She's taking his last name for insurance purposes. Point is, long distance can work.
Adam: I wanna believe you, but your story has some holes.
Quote from Barry
Beverly: What did I tell you about Tom Cruising the floor? It's incredibly risky.
Barry: Risky. That's the point.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Sweet Rebecca De Mornay, it's happening. We're gonna throw a real-life Kick-Ass Risky Business Party.
Quote from Barry
Beverly: She's hot-rodding, failing her classes, spending time with shady friends-
Erica: Hey!
Beverly: - and showing questionable taste in boys.
Barry: That's fair.
Quote from Lainey
Lainey: Maybe this is all a blessing in disguise. I really could use some of your amazing mom wisdom, Mrs. G. I mean, I've always admired you and your store-bought sweaters.
Beverly: Oh no, I made this myself.
Lainey: What? You should be a business owner and a millionaire by now.
Beverly: See, this makes me very flappy. You two learn from her.