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27Quotes from ‘I Rode a Hoverboard’

The Goldbergs: I Rode a Hoverboard

208. I Rode a Hoverboard

Aired December 3, 2014

When Adam breaks his arm dancing to George Michael, he tells his friends he injured himself falling off a hoverboard like in the "Back to the Future" movie. When Adam's lie threatens to unravel, Adam swears on his friendship with Emmy Mirsky. Meanwhile, the Goldbergs become regular patrons of a new Chinese restaurant in town, making Beverly feel like her family don't need her and her cooking any more.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Hi. I don't know if you remember me. I'm Beverly Goldberg.
Mrs. Kim: Yes, of course. You're the mom who I thought worked at the school 'cause she's there so much.
Beverly: I'm involved, yes.

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Quote from Erica

Erica: Lucky for you, I'm an expert liar. And I'll teach you because you're the coolest, smartest, most capable brother a girl could ever have.
Adam: Really?
Erica: No, but now you see how good I am.

Quote from Murray

Murray: We're never eating her food again.
Beverly: Well, China Garden's not an option, so where else you gonna go?
Murray: We'll go to Bamboo Palace downtown. Come on, guys. Let's go.
Beverly: You'd never drive into the city during rush hour.
Murray: Oh, I will for this.
Beverly: Well, then I'll have you banned from there, too. Banned from Chinatown entirely.
Murray: Then we'll switch to Indian food.
Beverly: Your stomach can't handle the spices.
Murray: Then we'll get Sushi!
Beverly: Raw fish? You don't even like raw carrots.
Murray: Then we'll get Thailand food! That's right. Food from wherever that is.

Quote from Adam

Adam: What's wrong with a lonely boy in his room videotaping himself shaking his groove thing to George Michael? Yeah, I hear it now.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Do you know how many meals in a row I've cooked for you people? 53,000.
Adam: That can't be right.

Quote from Beverly

Mrs. Kim: We have a dish named after that one, "Big Tasty Pork". It's fried pork with regular pork on top.
Beverly: He would love that, yes.

Quote from Beverly

Mrs. Kim: You can't put cheese on seafood! It breaks every culinary law!
Beverly: I'll put cheese on anything. Anything.
Mrs. Kim: You can't cheese anything.
Beverly: I once cheesed a slice of watermelon.
Mrs. Kim: That's disgusting.
Beverly: Or is it delicious?

Quote from Adam

Erica: Are you kidding me? A hoverboard? You were supposed to say something real, like skiing.
Adam: Well that's just crazy. No one would believe I could ski.

Quote from Adam

Adam: I am so psyched. This severe compound fracture is my ticket to popularity.

Quote from Barry

Adam: Dave Kim's parents own that place. Maybe we can get some free French Fries.
Barry: Hey, stupid, it's Chinese Fries.

Quote from Adam

Erica: I can't believe you broke your arm dancing.
Adam: It was either that or when mom jumped on me.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Just come up with a good lie. Something cool.
Barry: Got it! You were Van-surfing like Stiles from "Teen Wolf"!
Erica: Idiot, we don't have a van.
Barry: No, wait something about ninjas! No, wait sharks. Ninja Sharks!

Quote from Murray

Murray: Come on, it looks good. There's a happy dragon on the sign patting his full tummy.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Okay, all I have to do is put this block of frozen broccoli into the boiling-hot grease, and ....
(Outside covered in smoke)
Beverly: Okay, Beverly's Chinese Palace is officially closed.

Quote from Adam

Erica: Now, tell me a lie.
Adam: I'm a fish.
Erica: Just do the hoverboard thing.
Adam: (mumbles) I rode a hoverboard.
Erica: Horrible! You have like 10 tells. No eye contact, you're fidgeting, and you smell like fear.
Adam: That might be the cast. It's gotten super-stinky. Smell.

Quote from Adam

Adam: I rode a hoverboard!
Teacher: Okay. Odd thing to say when we're talking about mitochondria, but, since you brought it up, I feel obligated as your science teacher to inform you all that hoverboards aren't real.
Adam: Well, that's your opinion.
Teacher: No, that's the opinion of gravity.
Adam: It's a grey area.
Teacher: Couldn't be clearer.
Adam: Well, we can agree to disagree.
Teacher: No, we can't.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I told him to come back tomorrow night with his sister. Jenny, is it? Sweet girl. She's gonna love my mac 'n cheese meatballs. That's right. I'll combine an entree and side into a super-dish. I don't give a [beep].

Quote from Pops

Beverly: You all have your other things going on. Your work, your school, your hyper-sexual lifestyle.
Pops: Hey.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Nerd's right. Everybody loves the kid in the cast.

Quote from Adam

Dave Kim: Wow, wait. You were on a hoverboard, as in a flying skateboard?
Adam: We all know what a hoverboard is, Dave Kim. Ha, this putz!


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