Naked Rob Quotes Page 1 of 3
Quote from Eight-bit Goldbergs
Barry: Hey, bro! Me and the JTP have been playing your game and we got a butt load of notes.
Adam: No. No more notes.
Naked Rob: But you made me shirtless in the game. I'm not Shirtless Rob. I'm Naked Rob. Take off my computer pants right now.
Quote from The Greatest Musical Ever Written
Barry: You guys are nuts! My super foxy girlfriend and theater dork brother? Yeah, not sweating it.
Naked Rob: Strange 'cause your t-shirt is quite wet.
Andy: Yeah you're literally sweating it.
Barry: You are! Anyhow, I'm gonna go change my shirt and pop by rehearsal for the fun of it.
Geoff: He's so sweaty.
Andy: Yeah, it's like a gland issue.
Naked Rob: Must be.
Quote from The Kara-te Kid
Naked Rob: Put him in a body bag, Adam!
Andy: Which Adam?
Naked Rob: Uh, either one.
Quote from The Day After the Day After
Murray: What are you dummies going on about?
Matt: Tonight, they're airing a gnarly made-for-TV movie called "The Day After," where America's in a nuclear war with Russia.
Naked Rob: Jason Robards, y'all!
Barry: All of the teachers at school warned us not to see it, so we have to watch it to send a clear message of "Suck it."
Quote from Jackie Likes Star Trek
Naked Rob: I'll go first. Oh, mystical Ouija. Will there ever be more lenient laws on public nudity? Please say yes. Come on. Yes, Naked Rob wins!
Quote from Girl Talk
Naked Rob: Dude, "Girl Talk" sucks. The only thing I've gotten from this game is a bunch of zit stickers.
Barry: And I admitted I had a crush on the hunky quarterback, and he's so not my type.
Naked Rob: You need a guy who makes you laugh, man.
Quote from Girl Talk
Beverly: Okay, see, that's the problem right there. This whole naked thing, Robert. Girls don't like it when you run up to them with no pants on.
Barry: Don't listen to her! Your nudity is your most redeeming quality.
Naked Rob: So you're saying if I get dressed in the morning and stay that way all day, then women will be less revolted by me?
Beverly: I'm not just saying it. I know it.
Quote from Parents Just Don't Understand
Adam: The secret behind Fresh Prince's success is his rhymes are always about funny, universal topics.
Barry: Example: Parents just don't understand. Naked Rob, do your parents understand?
Naked Rob: No, they don't. They said I should at least wear flip-flops outside. Naked Rob don't do flip-flops.
Quote from Adam Spielberg
Naked Rob: Yo, bro.We heard ab out your movie. JTP wants in.
Adam: Seriously? You want to be in it?
Naked Rob: I was thinking more cameraman. Naked Rob's tired of always being objectified for his body.
Adam: Technically, you're the one who gets naked, but, yes.
Quote from Colors
Barry: This turf belongs to the JTP.
Beverly: Only turf I see belongs to us. Ain't that right, Frentas?
Andy: Oh, no. They did a call-and-response.
Naked Rob: Took us years to get there.
Quote from The Living Room: A 100% True Story
Murray: All right, I'm home. Nobody bother me!
Barry: Wow! Look who's fresh from work and is immediately dropping his pants at the door.
Murray: What the hell, moron? Why is there a metal octopus in my den?
Barry: This is a Bowflex, an all-in-one total body sculptor which has been assembled by the greatest minds of my generation.
Andy: That's us.
Naked Rob: Really hoping this bar isn't crucial in any way.
Quote from My Valentine Boy
Barry: Luckily, I'm here to shepherd Geoff into the world of anger and unreasonable passion. First, we role-play. Andy, you'll be Erica.
Naked Rob: Um, actually, I'd like to play Erica. I'm more than just a guy who likes to be naked. I have range, you know?
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