‘Lucky’
Season 3, Episode 7 - Aired November 11, 2015
Barry begs Murray to get a dog, and when they finally do, Barry is disappointed to find the dog would rather spend more time with Murray than with him. Meanwhile, Erica and Lainey plan a girls-only sleepover… without Beverly. But when Erica finds out she wants to join them, it puts a rift in their mother-daughter relationship.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Holy crap, puppies! They're so fluffy and adorable. They're like the kittens of dogs!
Quote from Barry
Barry: She needs a name. From this point on, this animal will only be known as Jean-Dog Van Damme. No, wait, Arnold Schwarzendogger. No, wait, Dogvester Stallone. No, wait, Lucky.
Quote from Barry
Barry: I spent the entire afternoon in a puppy pit cheating death. You always said the reason we can't get a dog is because of me.
Murray: Forgot what happened in the puppy pit. That was a fluke. You are crazy allergic to dogs.
Barry: Wrong! My insanely strong immune system has grown so powerful that I'm no longer allergic to anything on earth.
Murray: No, stop. Don't think that.
Barry: It's the truth. I'll go outside right now and roll around in poison oak, you'll see.
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Are you spying on our pajama party?
Beverly: Before you say anything, I gotta know, is it Heather G. or Heather S?
Erica: I don't even know what to say. You have never, ever stooped so low.
Beverly: I have. You just haven't caught me.
Quote from Adam
Barry: Shut up and listen. I have narrowed down the breed of dog that best matches my personality and lifestyle.
Adam: Good morning to you, too.
Barry: Our dog will either be the kind that looks like a sheep-
Adam: A sheepdog.
Barry: Cujo.
Adam: A book, not a breed.
Barry: A McGruff.
Adam: That's a cartoon crime dog.
Barry: Or, a bear crossed with a poodle.
Adam: Not possible.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Get some rest, Lucky. I'll teach you how to karate chop a board with your paws tomorrow.
Quote from Beverly
Erica: I'm sorry, but this week has proven that I'm an adult and I can take care of myself.
Pops: I don't have all the facts, but I think this one goes in the loss column.
Beverly: This is the worst thing to happen to me since Adam learned to walk.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Why isn't this working? I'm lifting with my back like you're supposed to.
Quote from Barry
Barry: I know I'm not the alpha or the beta. I'm whatever comes last in the Greek letters. I think it's zorbo.
Quote from Erica
Beverly: Oh my God, this is going to be so fun.
Erica: No. Take off the mom pajamas and stop doing what you're doing.