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31Quotes from ‘The Darryl Dawkins Dance’

The Goldbergs: The Darryl Dawkins Dance

211. The Darryl Dawkins Dance

Aired January 14, 2015

After Erica finds out that Barry and her best friend Lainey are sort of a couple, she asks Beverly to mix in and set Barry up with someone else. Beverly finds the perfect girl to ask Barry to the upcoming turnaround dance. Meanwhile, Adam is upset after seeing the Transformers movie, leading to a fight with his best friend, Pops.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.

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Quote from Beverly

Erica: Mom, I need you to get heavily involved with your son in an inappropriate way.
Beverly: I'm in. You name it. I'll do it.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Wanna know my secret? Hanging out with my best friend keeps me young. Now, what do you say you run your grandpa over with the car?
Adam: I'd love to.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Look, everyone has their time. But I'm here, I'm awesome and I'm not going anywhere any time soon, kiddo.

Quote from Pops

Murray: This might partially be my fault. I may have said something along the lines of old people die and he may have come to conclusions.
Pops: What conclusions?
Murray: You know if you're at the deli counter of life, and you've got your ticket. You're gonna get your sandwich sooner than other people will.
Pops: What is this horrible deli? I hate this deli.
Murray: We all gotta eat there sometime.
Pops: Well I'm just gonna have a pickle.
Murray: Can't just have a pickle.
Pops: I can and I will.
Murray: You can't just have a pickle.
Pops: I'm in better shape than you! Check out these guns!

Quote from Murray

Adam: You don't understand. Optimus was murdered in cold blood.
Murray: The Greek exchange student staying with the Applebaums?!
Adam: No, that kid's name was Nico. I'm talking about the robot I like from the cartoon.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Just so you know, I've picked out the perfect person for each of my children. So whenever you're ready, I can introduce you to your soulmate.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I know I am your mother but I think I can say this without bias. You are an Adonis, cut from marble, sent from heaven to be scrumptious.

Quote from Adam

Adam: About that, there were some rewrites. In the new scene, Optimus Prime eats a fiber-rich breakfast and goes for a heart-smart walk.
Pops: Okay, I'm not understanding my character here. You told me I was a badass.
Adam: You are. And after this scene, you're gonna rest up with some hot tea under an afghan, like a badass.

Quote from Barry

Lainey: Evelyn Silver? How can you go to the dance with Evelyn Silver?
Barry: She asked me! Well she kinda told me. She's pushy in a way that feels familiar and safe.

Quote from Lainey

Erica: Are you and Barry together?
Lainey: No. Not really. I mean, kinda. He repulses me, but I'm still drawn to him.
Erica: Ew!
Lainey: I know! He's clumsy and annoying and has those big, brown eyes and cute dimples when he smiles.
Erica: Ew!
Lainey: I know!
Erica: Lainey, we're talking about my brother. This has to stop!
Lainey: I know!
Erica: Ew!
Lainey: I've tried, but I keep getting pulled back in. It's like he annoys me so much, I just want to kiss his stupid face.
Erica: Ew!
Lainey: I know!

Quote from Erica

Erica: He's in a serious funk because nobody's asked him to the Sadie Hawkins dance.
Beverly: Well when you're that delicious, it can be intimidating.
Erica: That's a theory.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Oh, it's finally happening. My children are coming to me to find love.

Quote from Adam

Murray: What the hell are you doing? That's my chair!
Adam: Now it's Optimus Prime's command center. I'm making an awesome movie.
Murray: For how long?
Adam: We're thinking five/six months.
Murray: What?
Adam: I know. It's gonna be tough with the late night shooting, the crew taking over the house and the huge water bill; I gotta flood the basement.

Quote from Barry

Barry: I like your sweater. I find it oddly comforting.

Quote from Pops

Murray: What ya doing?
Pops: Signing up for skydiving lessons. I'll show him who's old.

Quote from Adam

Adam: I'm making a new movie. Stop motion animation. You know what's good about that? No actors!

Quote from Adam

Pops: I know your dad talked to you about the deli of life. But you need to know, I'm not eating a sandwich just yet.
Adam: Maybe it's because I'm super tired, but you're making no sense.

Quote from Murray

Adam: It's the world's greatest cartoon. They just came out with an animated movie.
Murray: They took this and made it longer? I don't get it.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Come on, he's just a cartoon robot.
Adam: To you. To me, he's a hero. If I made that movie, Optimus would live forever, and he would bring peace to Cybertron.
Pops: I don't know what you're talking about, but sure let's make that movie. We'll right the wrongs of those Hollywood bastards.

Quote from Adam

Pops: Feels like you're taking the teeth out of this thing.
Adam: Well, I'm the director, and this is my vision. Now, take a calcium supplement and stand on your mark in the shade.

Quote from Beverly

Barry: I know you. You're the girl at school who always argues with the teachers.
Evelyn: Only when they're wrong.
Beverly: Which is a lot.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Forbidden love is the best kind of love, right after tender and jungle.

Quote from Adam

Murray: Don't you come after baseball. It's America's pastime.
Adam: And robots are America's future. Deal with it!
Murray: Deal with what? Robot's aren't even real.
Adam: Oh, you'll see how real they are when cyborgs take over and outlaw your precious baseball.
Murray: Never. And you know why? We will rise up with our bats and destroy those metal bastards!
Adam: A bat against a plasma cannon? Good luck mining steel for your robot overlords.


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