‘Daddy Daughter Day’
Season 1, Episode 2 - Aired October 1, 2013
Before the new school term starts, Beverly wants to take Adam clothes shopping, but this year he thinks he's old enough to pick out his own clothing. Pops promises to help Adam pick out cool clothes to wear, but his trendy new clothes don't make it to the first day of the school. Meanwhile, Murray tries to spend a day with Erica at the roller-rink after it's pointed out that he's been uncomfortable parenting his daughter ever since she matured.
Quote from Erica
Barry: So now you know. This is where I go on the weekend.
Murray: What happened to your rap club?
Barry: It was just my cover.
Erica: Okay, you know, you're supposed to cover something embarrassing with something less embarrassing, right?
Quote from Adam
Adam: Mom, it's the first day of seventh grade. I wanna look cool.
Beverly: Well, who is cooler than your mom?
Adam: All the people.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Knock knock, kiddo.
Adam: I'm not coming out. Mom took me school shopping. It's bad, pops. Really bad.
Pops: Oh, stop. I'm sure you look fine. Holy [beep]!
Adam: I know!
Pops: Who puts a train on a sweater? It doesn't make sense.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Bevy, I spent a fortune on those clothes. And that store was crazy. There was a boy with earrings in his nipples.
Quote from Pops
Pops: I went through the same thing with you. But you know what made saying goodbye to my little girl easier? I got to see the woman she became.
Quote from Beverly
Salesperson: Can't help you. Sorry.
Beverly: Sorry? Oh, you don't know from sorry. If you don't let us in, people will hear about it. Your co-workers, your manager. I will call the CEO of Jeans Express himself, and I will have him dragged out of his important meeting about jeans to let him know that he has an employee so spiteful, so petty, so cruel that she wouldn't let a yummy boy shop for his first day of school. So I'm gonna ask you one more time, and I want you to think about your answer very carefully. Can we please come in?
Quote from Murray
Murray: Why you gotta be a moron all the time?
Barry: What did I do?
Murray: How many times I gotta tell ya? Don't touch the damn thermostat!
Barry: It's like 900 degrees in here! You don't get that 'cause you're in your underpants all the time.
Murray: The A/C is for emergency use only. What do you think I'm made of, cold air?
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's how I remember my dad pants-less, pissed off, and far from a millionaire.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Ah! Oh, Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
Beverly: Well, if you'd let me stare at you during the daytime, we wouldn't have to do this little dance.
Adam: I thought I locked the door.
Beverly: (Laughs) Oh, please.
Quote from Murray
Barry: How do you expect Big Tasty to make it if his crew can't cut a demo?
Murray: Big Tasty? Who's Big Tasty?
Barry: It's me! It's my rap name.
Murray: Your rap name should be big pain in my ass. Now get out of here. Go play in the street.