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29Quotes from ‘Daddy Daughter Day’

The Goldbergs: Daddy Daughter Day

102. Daddy Daughter Day

Aired October 1, 2013

Before the new school term starts, Beverly wants to take Adam clothes shopping, but this year he thinks he's old enough to pick out his own clothing. Pops promises to help Adam pick out cool clothes to wear, but his trendy new clothes don't make it to the first day of the school. Meanwhile, Murray tries to spend a day with Erica at the roller-rink after it's pointed out that he's been uncomfortable parenting his daughter ever since she matured.

Quote from Erica

Barry: So now you know. This is where I go on the weekend.
Murray: What happened to your rap club?
Barry: It was just my cover.
Erica: Okay, you know, you're supposed to cover something embarrassing with something less embarrassing, right?

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Quote from Adam

Adam: Mom, it's the first day of seventh grade. I wanna look cool.
Beverly: Well, who is cooler than your mom?
Adam: All the people.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Knock knock, kiddo.
Adam: I'm not coming out. Mom took me school shopping. It's bad, pops. Really bad.
Pops: Oh, stop. I'm sure you look fine. Holy [beep]!
Adam: I know!
Pops: Who puts a train on a sweater? It doesn't make sense.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Bevy, I spent a fortune on those clothes. And that store was crazy. There was a boy with earrings in his nipples.

Quote from Pops

Pops: I went through the same thing with you. But you know what made saying goodbye to my little girl easier? I got to see the woman she became.

Quote from Beverly

Salesperson: Can't help you. Sorry.
Beverly: Sorry? Oh, you don't know from sorry. If you don't let us in, people will hear about it. Your co-workers, your manager. I will call the CEO of Jeans Express himself, and I will have him dragged out of his important meeting about jeans to let him know that he has an employee so spiteful, so petty, so cruel that she wouldn't let a yummy boy shop for his first day of school. So I'm gonna ask you one more time, and I want you to think about your answer very carefully. Can we please come in?

Quote from Murray

Murray: Why you gotta be a moron all the time?
Barry: What did I do?
Murray: How many times I gotta tell ya? Don't touch the damn thermostat!
Barry: It's like 900 degrees in here! You don't get that 'cause you're in your underpants all the time.
Murray: The A/C is for emergency use only. What do you think I'm made of, cold air?

Quote from Adam

Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's how I remember my dad pants-less, pissed off, and far from a millionaire.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Ah! Oh, Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
Beverly: Well, if you'd let me stare at you during the daytime, we wouldn't have to do this little dance.
Adam: I thought I locked the door.
Beverly: (Laughs) Oh, please.

Quote from Murray

Barry: How do you expect Big Tasty to make it if his crew can't cut a demo?
Murray: Big Tasty? Who's Big Tasty?
Barry: It's me! It's my rap name.
Murray: Your rap name should be big pain in my ass. Now get out of here. Go play in the street.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: You are going to have a daddy-daughter day with Erica, like you used to do when she was little.
Murray: A whole day? I don't even like spending a day with myself. It's why I nap.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Fine. I'll do your daddy-daughter thing. But just know you're overreacting. I'm quite comfortable with the girl.
Erica: (Gets a box of tampons out of the grocery bag) Thanks, mom.
Beverly: Mm-hmm.
Murray: That was sitting in with the food?
Beverly: The whole time.
Murray: Throw all the food out. All of it!

Quote from Adam

Adam: I don't even like trains.
Pops: The sweater says you do.
Adam: Well, the sweater's a lie!

Quote from Beverly

Pops: Good news, Bev! I took the kid shopping.
Beverly: Oh, dad, I already bought him clothes.
Pops: Honey, this is the seventh grade we're talking about the big leagues. And we need to go for something less adorable and more dangerous.
Beverly: Trains are plenty dangerous. Do you remember Marge Grossman's son, Trace? He got his foot stuck in the track. Train came by, cut it right off.

Quote from Adam

Beverly: I always wash new clothes. You don't know who tried them on before you. Could've been a drifter.
Adam: What kind of drifter shops at the Willow Grove Mall?
Beverly: Well, what kind of drifter needs to buy new clothes when he already has perfectly good ones?
Adam: A drifter with a mom who drove him to drifting! The open road was his only way out!

Quote from Beverly

Pops: Holy God! You did shrink 'em on purpose!
Beverly: Okay, there are some ugly accusations flying around this house right now.

Quote from Barry

Beverly: Barry, I got your message. Where's your father?
Barry: The rink. Can you please get him out of here? He's embarrassing me.
Beverly: Is that my fanny pack?
Barry: Just go!

Quote from Murray

Beverly: What are you even doing here?
Murray: This was your idea. You said take Erica out, so I brought her here.
Beverly: You brought your moody teenage daughter to a roller skating rink?
Murray: Mistakes were made. Some by me.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Adam is old enough to pick his own clothes. But it's all just going by so fast. And It's hard because every year he gets older, and I feel like I'm just having to say goodbye to a little boy I was just gettin' to know.

Quote from Beverly

Salesperson: Hey! What are you doing? We're closing.
Beverly: My beautiful boy needs a pair of acid-washed jeans, and he needs them right now.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Also, I have a coupon. It expired a year ago. You will honor it.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I may not understand, uh you know, all this. You know? But that doesn't mean I'm not here for you. Obviously, go to your mother first. But if she's not around, I'm here for you.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Miss? Whoa. I need the next size up in these pants for my little boy. These are too tight in the crotchular region. In the crotchal region! I can't send my son to school like this, but I like the pants.


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