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The Goldbergs: Big Orange

323. Big Orange

Aired May 11, 2016

Adam tries to hold onto his childhood when Murray wants to tear down the tree house. Meanwhile, Beverly and Lainey team up to spruce up Barry's wardrobe.

Quote from Barry

Barry: I don't know who I am anymore. Am I big or tasty? No one knows!

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Quote from Beverly

Beverly: What the- Why are you here?
Lainey: To get Barry back.
Beverly: That's what I was trying to do, but now you're screwing me in the pooper!
Lainey: Oh, sweet God!
Beverly: What? What'd I say? Is that bad?

Quote from Barry

Beverly: You wear that thing all the time. Just look at these pictures from last year. Wrestling team, orange shirt. Beatboxing club, orange shirt. Nunchucking Society, orange shirt.
Barry: Don't forget Zombie Survival Club. Colleges are gonna snap me up.

Quote from Beverly

Lainey: It's just a shirt, babe. We didn't know how much it meant to you.
Beverly: And in our defense, we didn't know we'd get caught.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Look at me and know this. I will never take off Big Orange. I will get married in this shirt. I will win the Super Bowl in this shirt. I will become President of the United States of America in this shirt.
Beverly: Well, then I'm not gonna come to your inauguration. Who am I kidding? Of course I'll be there. And I'll iron that shirt.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Happy anniversary, babe!
Lainey: Dude, I spent hours on my make-up, fixing my hair, and squeezing into this dress.
Barry: I'm so lucky I'm a boy. I woke up like this. I was wearing this shirt and everything.

Quote from Lainey

Beverly: God, I hate that shirt.
Lainey: He looks like a walking circus peanut.
Beverly: He looks like an angry Cheez-It.
Lainey: It's like I'm dating a glass of Tang.
Beverly: Once, when he was wearing it, a panhandler gave him change.
Lainey: I had a dream I married it and we had little orange shirt babies.

Quote from Lainey

Beverly: I can't wait for you to try these on. You're gonna be the handsomest boy in the whole world.
Barry: But you said I'm already the handsomest boy in the whole world.
Lainey: Now you can break your own record. Just like Wayne Gretzky.
Barry: The great one? Yes!
Beverly: Distracting him with hockey people. You're good.
Lainey: I learned from the best.

Quote from Erica

Barry: No! Wait! You guys got to help me find out who did this. Big Orange's spirit will not rest until the perpetrator has been found and paid his debt.
Erica: And what's in it for us?
Adam: You mean besides the justice served?
Erica: Yeah, I'm gonna need something real.
Barry: I'll also pay you $7,000.
Erica: Um, yeah, no brainer. It's my bar mitzvah money. I've been saving it up for a moment exactly like this.
Barry: For when someone destroyed your $10 T-shirt? Don't you want to save it for a trip to Europe or a down-payment on a h-
Erica: Don't answer that. The Goldberg Gang is on the case.

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